Freak of the Week: Short-Horned Lizard!
Added 2025-09-29 21:43:05 +0000 UTCGood Monday M'Garfs! Hope your week is going smoothly!! I'm having big allergies so I feel like I'm writing this to you from behind the glass at the hippo doodoo water exhibit at the zoo (im one of the fishes I think :^) )
This week's freak was suggested by Franko!!!! Thank you so much! I think a lot of people know about these squirtin' weirdos, but that doesn't mean their pain is any less real than more underground lizards...
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When I was a teenager there was a both that was selling metal pins of these guys at the state fair. To this day I still have the pin I bought, called "horny horny toads" on the label (which I don't have anymore) because they are in the act of mating, lol. It's on my vest, were it belongs!
Alexander Teel
2025-09-30 02:19:06 +0000 UTCAlso inaccurately called the horny toad for some reason
Margaret Hill
2025-09-29 22:49:54 +0000 UTC
