Freak Of the Week: Cookiecutter Shark!
Added 2025-06-30 20:36:54 +0000 UTCGreetings my Garfields! Happy Monday! Today I've driven past 3 car crashes, but only gone out twice. That's how you know it's summer!
This week's freak was suggested by Krista Yonz and UnfortunateCorvid! Thanks for this little abomination! I'm going to the beach this summer to visit my Florida family for the first time in over a decade, and this has unlocked a new fear in me, which is exciting. I hope a school of them eats the shit out of my big swan shaped inner tube and leaves me stranded at sea. It'd make for a great snail diary!
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If your coming to FL I hope you get at least 1 good diary entry out of it. It’s crazy down here, beautiful, but crazy.
FenMura
2025-07-03 17:15:39 +0000 UTC90’s Orlando Sea World’s shark exhibit displayed bite marks of various sharks; their cookie cutter bite was made to look like it had a row of cookie cutter teeth. Boy did I feel like a dummy when I finally learned it’s just a “one cookie” bite 🍪
Jeanette!
2025-06-30 22:41:39 +0000 UTC
