Freak of the Week: Magnificent Frigatebird!
Added 2024-12-16 20:40:40 +0000 UTCGood Monday my Garfields! I hope you're enjoying the start of a fresh, tasty week!! I want to bake bread today, but I haven't decided what kind. Can't rush these things, y'know.
Today's freak was suggested by Spricket Springs! Thank you very much!!! We haven't done a bird since the Shoebill, which is a crime, cause when it comes down to it no one gets freakier than them boids. I love sexual selection, but like, ironically. (it yields very funny results.) I'm glad it didn't happen to me, cause I'd accidentally pop my gular sac on the side of a coffee table like immediately. And then who could love me? no one, thats who.
Comments
"yet when I shake boobies until I puke I'm called a 'predator'" lmao
sp
2024-12-16 21:54:09 +0000 UTCI like to think the red pouch is the texture of those stress balls
Emily
2024-12-16 21:11:48 +0000 UTClove the baby! looking like an ice-type pokemon
ookst
2024-12-16 20:44:16 +0000 UTCWowww omg!? That’s where I live… he was coming to give me the insider scoop
Little Tunny
2024-12-16 20:44:13 +0000 UTCOne of these weirdos showed up in Missouri recently! Dude must’ve been real lost
grumbbyy
2024-12-16 20:43:27 +0000 UTC
