Snail Diaries #242!!
Added 2024-02-09 19:49:21 +0000 UTCSome weeks are really boring so I must retreat into my mind hole to dredge up comic ideas. And it really puts it into perspective that I just don't get befuddled like I used to since I've stopped working min-wage jobs... Nobody confounds like the general public, I tell ya what.
I still think about this every time I see a ferris wheel. it haunts me.
Also if you're ever at the city museum st. louis, don't go on the casino, I have no proof its gonna roll off the rooftop, but I'm 100% sure it'll happen. It's the one position I never wanted to work.
Comments
Oh, the organ? Well that’s in the caves!
Daddi Longlegs
2024-02-12 17:16:06 +0000 UTCIf he did that’d be so funny cause he’s demanding to know where something within 5 steps is (if a Ferris wheel is both a carousel and a casino which it sure could be)
Little Tunny
2024-02-10 14:28:20 +0000 UTCdid he mean carousel or something???
Ves
2024-02-10 09:36:11 +0000 UTCi love the public. during quarantine in 2020 i was trying to explain to a lady who wanted fish that animal shipments were postponed and much smaller because of the pandemic. and she replied "oh, are fish animals?"
Diddle
2024-02-10 06:27:44 +0000 UTCi too love to be drunk belligerent and lost in the children’s museum
MI
2024-02-09 21:32:02 +0000 UTCOH! A whirligig is another name for a Hurdy Gurdy! But yeah not the same as an organ at all.
Kaiju Sommelier
2024-02-09 20:33:40 +0000 UTCI'm gonna put $100 on car 13- I'm gonna win big, I can feel it!!
Kaiju Sommelier
2024-02-09 20:31:59 +0000 UTCyou just busted the side hustle of whichever employee was running bets at the ferris wheel
Mike E
2024-02-09 20:31:03 +0000 UTCOoooo now that’s a good theory!! There’s never been a carousel either, but his bold confidence in it’s existence would make a lot more sense 😂
Little Tunny
2024-02-09 20:16:46 +0000 UTCThank you for enabling my behavior 🫶
Little Tunny
2024-02-09 20:15:27 +0000 UTCYour art drawn on top of irl pictures actually sounds like a really cool idea. I mean I wouldn't want to draw a ferris wheel either because fuck that lmao, but stylistically it pops!
Icky Batty
2024-02-09 20:14:28 +0000 UTCThe groucho glasses kill meeee lmao. I wonder if he meant carousel? So strange
Freedom
2024-02-09 20:12:29 +0000 UTCI had a similar interaction where a woman kept screaming at me to tell her where the "whirligig" is and after much angry back and fourth she said "WHIRLIGIG! THE ORGAN!! IN THE CAVES?" and I was like "ohhh the organ? It's in the caves!" which pissed her off so much. Later I figured out she probably meant to say "Wurlitzer." But with this man... I'm still confused. I might always be. Carnival would at least make a shred of sense so that's a great theory... but his mind is ever an enigma.
Little Tunny
2024-02-09 20:02:03 +0000 UTCThis is so funny 😭 all I can think is that he possibly meant “carnival” instead of casino??? But that’s also… not something you’d find inside a children’s museum…
Katie Emma
2024-02-09 19:58:06 +0000 UTCLet them experience hubris. It's a learning moment
Emily
2024-02-09 19:56:58 +0000 UTCthis made me lol ahahaha
Little Tunny
2024-02-09 19:54:57 +0000 UTCI would regularly stop people from stepping off staircases 7 stories up and plummeting to their deaths by just saying "AH-AH! NO!" like they were a dog getting into the garbage, and I'm not sure that's an experience I'll get anywhere else.
Little Tunny
2024-02-09 19:54:38 +0000 UTCThe "Ferris" wheel is actually a vertical roulette wheel. One carriage gets randomly launched (if you're lucky)
Emily
2024-02-09 19:53:43 +0000 UTCIt's pokemon red and blue all over again. GIVE THE CHILDREN BACK THE SLOTS!!!!
Little Tunny
2024-02-09 19:52:51 +0000 UTCRobbing children of their right to gamble smh... 😔😔
Tanja
2024-02-09 19:52:12 +0000 UTCThe St. Louis city museum is the closest we will get to the wild west again
Emily
2024-02-09 19:52:10 +0000 UTC
