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How to Beat the BLOOD CURSE in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES

If some little jerk’s penny throw caused you to have a full-blown Sherlock Holmes on DMT level premonition of a horrific mass-death tragedy about to occur. Of course you would try to save everyone. But if every single person you saved began mysteriously dying in freak accidents, what would you do?

I’m going to break down their entire bloodline’s mistakes, what they should do, and how to beat the BLOOD CURSE in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES.

How to Beat the BLOOD CURSE in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES

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Some people don't consider it canon

Tro

I'm the only one to point out it is Rube Goldberg, short for Reuben, not Ruby?

Neil Mason

Even though the deaths were great and graphic with the exception of the father, it would have been better if some more of the original cast was in it. Kimberly would have been a good addition. It was great to see Tony Todd in his final role as the mortician / coroner, before he passed away. R.I.P. Tony Todd!!

TheBigBadWolf

This whole thing happened bc idiots decided to do a rush job on the new extremely tall building instead of worrying about safety structure

Faith S.

There are drugs literally designed to stop your heart briefly and having it restart after about half a minute. They are extremely safe. Problem solved.

Johannes

19:03 aaaaaaand great job making that suggestion given what I mentioned earlier about the New Life method lol

William Purcell

13:53 assuming the sequel novels are canon (officially licensed by New Line Cinema, along with having character ties to the movies and not conflicting anything), Burke (the cop in FD2) ended up dying because the novels establish that only the person that dies and comes back is given new life. If other survivors don't use the method as well, they will still be targeted by Death, so unless Burke did the same thing as Kimberly, he's still in danger. Considering the movie strictly mentioned Kim as as survivor, that makes it likely that Burke still got killed.

William Purcell

ummm no. The whole woodchipper thing was NEVER canon to begin with because it was strictly mentioned in FD3's Choose Their Fate special feature/game. That never happened in the theatrical cut, meaning it was never official, not even the movie's novelization mentioned it. Bloodlines further cemented that by mentioning Kimberly's survival.

William Purcell

If I’m going to endure a lengthy lecture on structural engineering and the intricacies of energized magnetic wave fields, I would much rather immerse myself in the soothing yet vividly expressive tones of the Nerd. His voice, a blend of calm assurance and engaging detail, would make the complex subjects far more palatable and interesting.

Pat Waters

Wut Tha BUCK

It’s hilarious that Iris placed spikes on her home, Death isn’t a physical being 😂 It’s also funny that when an immaterial entity is looking to murder our characters, they always visit a hospital, then leave?!

Ronald Martinez

Kimberly didn't beat death It's implied in a blink and u miss it moment she and the cop from that movie a couple of months later had a runin with a woodchipper of screen and the woodchipper won.

Omar

This one was...just genius.

Gordon

A great lecture on the basics of structural engineering and the various fail safes and all I remember was nerd saying huge loads.

very very poor


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