How to Beat the SMART CHIMPANZEE in PRIMATE
If a serial-killer-owned pizzeria’s show animatronics were hijacked by a kid’s spirit still salty about being shanked to death in front of a crowd of negligent parents, and the bots started sma...
2026-01-10 17:07:17 +0000 UTC View Post
If the crazy woman you’re having an affair with hitches onto you and your wife’s balloon ride to unsuccessfully extort you into silence, and that spirals into sabotage and murder during a night...
2026-01-05 17:29:11 +0000 UTC View Post
If Bambi, the cute little deer, grew up drinking pond water used as a pharmaceutical dump site and transformed into a roid-raging reindeer hellbent on turning you into a hood ornament… What do yo...
2025-12-20 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View Post
If a three-hundred-foot-tall folk monster was rampaging across the country on a mission of vengeance, again, what would you do?
In this How To Beat video, I am going to break down the mista...
If a senile granny showed up at your door at night and gave you a cursed box that demanded you place inside it something you hate, something you need, and something you love before your sands of ti...
2025-11-29 15:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post
If an essential oils company developed an age reversing elixir that turned everyone into zombies, in a country full of people already deeply brain-damaged by a lead contaminated water supply, what ...
2025-11-21 16:24:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In this How to Beat video, I’m going to break down the mistakes made by Finn, Gwen, and of course, The Grabber, what they should have done, and ultimately figure out How to Beat the Undead Grabbe...
2025-11-17 17:56:21 +0000 UTC View Post
If you signed up for America’s Baton Death march. A last man standing-walking contest in hopes of winning ‘unimaginable’ paper cash a politician printed into existence AND and One Wish (shout...
2025-11-13 17:19:52 +0000 UTC View Post
If your gramps gifted you an antique mirror for your confirmation ceremony that made you projectile vomit blood and glass, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video, I’m going to break...
If the entire world got fried by a brain-targeting EMP except for a little circle of life around Moscow, then mute-face Neo popped into existence - telepathically begging you to kill his evil broth...
2025-10-22 15:55:28 +0000 UTC View Post
If your parents locked your disgusting, deformed spiderlegged big sister in the walls of your house, unsuccessfully tried to gaslight you into believing ‘it's just rats’, and refused to elabora...
2025-10-09 15:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post
If you awakened to your entire home being bricked up by an impenetrable black wall, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the E...
If your friend took you on a sick surfing trip to a remote Polynesian island, which turned out to be inhabited by an uncontacted tribe of blue-balled freaks. What would you do?
I’m going ...
If one night your child ran out of the house at 2:17 a.m. along with all of his classmates, disappearing into the darkness never to be seen again, what would you do?
In this How to Beat video...
2025-09-03 16:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If a fungal plague killed all the animals, and you weren’t vegan, what would you do to survive? Would you tirelessly struggle to keep your corn crops alive, or would you eat the freshly charred s...
2025-08-22 18:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
If M3GAN’s leaked code was weaponized into AMELIA, an Autonomous Military Engagement and Infiltration Android, kickstarting an international AI arms race to flood the world with assassin kill-bot...
2025-08-11 16:22:06 +0000 UTC View Post
If you found a pregnant zombie giving birth to an Alpha zombie’s baby, would you help her deliver the baby and take it back to your island community?
In this How to Beat video, I’m goin...
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If you found your dad dead on the shower floor, covered in blood, vomit, and boils, and then got shipped off to a foster home under the care of a complete lunatic who wants to use your body for a d...
2025-07-23 15:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post
If the spooky paintings in your dead cousin's estate came to life and began hunting you, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and How to Beat ...
If you followed the cold dead trail of your missing sister into an abandoned mining town’s welcome center, only to realize you’d stepped into a time-looping pocket dimension inhabited by horror...
2025-06-07 15:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post
If some little jerk’s penny throw caused you to have a full-blown Sherlock Holmes on DMT level premonition of a horrific mass-death tragedy about to occur. Of course you would try to save everyon...
2025-05-31 15:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
If you inherited your late father’s house, popped in one of the VHS tapes he left behind, and discovered he'd been keeping a woman imprisoned and tortured in a hidden basement dungeon for over 20...
2025-05-29 14:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were trapped on a crumbling suspension bridge with a pack of highly trained black ops slaughter hounds ripping apart everyone in sight, what would you do?
I’m going to break down t...
If a strange woman veiled under a black burka showed up on your front lawn, told you your kids were ripe enough to eat, and refused to leave, how long would it take you to grab your daddy's rifle a...
2025-05-07 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
If a grotesque amalgamation of all your former coworkers was actively hunting you down inside a remote arctic mining facility, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made,...
2025-04-30 15:52:29 +0000 UTC View Post