The Shot

I was out having a great time at the bar when I met this really hot chick. I bought her a drink and we got to talking. After a while she smiled at me and said, "you know, you're kinda cute. I like you. Let me get you a shot!"

She called over the bar tender and leaned in and whispered something into her ear. The bar tender looked at me and smiled. A minute later she came back with a shot and placed it in front of me.

"What is it?" I asked

"House special," she replied. 

I looked over at the girl I had been talking to who was watching me eagerly and smiling.

"Just take it," she said, "It's the best shot you'll ever have!"

Not wanting to be disrespectful I took the shot. It actually was really good. Kinda fruity, but not even a hint of an alcoholic taste. However, within seconds, my head was spinning.

"You're already feeling it, aren't you?" She asked smiling and clapping

My head started to burn and I closed my eyes in pain. When the pain went away and I opened my eyes, I found myself in a whole new world. As I scanned my surroundings I realized I was still in the exact same place, just a thousand times smaller. I looked over at the girl I spent the night talking to. She was looking down at me smiling.

"Oh aren't you just the cutest little thing," she said with a giggle. "Put your hand up so I can pick you up and bring you up here."

I just looked up at her. I didn't trust her intentions after having just been drugged.

"Don't worry," she said, "I won't hurt you. I just wanna take you home and let you explore my body at your new size. What do you say? Doesn't that sound like fun?"

She was right, that sounded amazing, so I raised my hand. She reached down and carefully plucked me up. She held me up at face level and stuck her tongue out, dangling me over it.

"Wait!" I cried. "What are you doing!?"

"Well," she answered, "you said you wanted to check out my body right?"

"Yea, but-"

"Good then, cuz that's exactly what you're about to do! You get to check out my body.. From the inside!! Don't worry though, you can't die, so in the end you'll just end up getting flushed down into the sewers like the worthless piece of shit you are!"

 She dropped me onto her tongue and closed her mouth. I tried to scream as she started to suck on me, but all I accomplished was getting my mouth filled with her saliva. Finally light came in as she opened her mouth. She used her tongue to push me to the back of her throat. The last thing I saw before sliding down her esophagus was the bartender holding her phone up to take a picture of my final seconds.

Now I'm sitting in her stomach, skin burning from her stomach acid, but not dissolving. She was right. I was going to survive this whole process. I couldn't help but cry as I knew the inevitability that awaited me...