Extended Preview: HACK-O-LANTERN
Added 2022-10-28 18:42:48 +0000 UTCWhen it comes to horror movies from the 80s “Satanic panic” era, Hack-O-Lantern’s got it all.
Hack-O-Lantern’s got promiscuous teens. Hack-O-Lantern’s got a hair metal band with dry ice and lasers. Hack-O-Lantern even has actual Satanists, including a Satanic grandpa who lectures his progeny about not being into Satan enough, saying folksy stuff like, “You’re enough to try the patience of Satan!”
But the one thing Hack-O-Lantern doesn’t have is an evil jack-o-lantern, or even an evil pumpkin, or any clear reason to be called Hack-O-Lantern at all. Still, catchy title!
Get the full riff right here just in time for Spooky Season, and download this Extended Preview here.
Comments
That guy looks like Michael Myers got hit in the face with a frying pan...
Spiky Mikie
2022-11-19 01:03:13 +0000 UTCYah, hope the K's OK, but this movie is what gives evil satanic drag queens a bad name...
Karl Hamann
2022-11-05 21:27:36 +0000 UTC
