The empress was transfixed at the sight of the stranger's impressive appendage. Even flaccid, it was hypnotically large to her. Suddenly she was broken out of her trance as the appendage lifted itself to full mast, brushing against her lips.
"Oh, OH! How dare you be so vulgar in my presence!" The empress finally got ahold of herself, taking a couple steps back from him. "Hey! It's not my fault, you've got such a sexy figure! And let's not pretend you aren't taking a good hard look at my staff too!" She gasped at the man's audacity. "I'll have you jailed for that, you vile man!" "Jailed? Who do you think you are, some sort of royalty? Your ego must be as large as your breasts!"
"You...!" The empress got off her feet, dashing to slap the man. She tripped over a stone, losing her balance as the stumbled forward. Unfortunately for her she couldn't stop before she fell onto the man! She wrapped her arm around the stranger's waist as she fell, taking him down with him.
CRASH!
"Ow... hmm?" As she regained her bearings, the empress felt something stiff on her chest. She looked down, to find the stranger's erection nestled neatly between her breasts! Once again it stood hypnotically close to her face, unable to tear her gaze away.
"Oohh.. that feels pretty good... Are you in the habit of jumping on random men?" The empress, in denial, screamed back. "N-NO! Who do you think you're talking to?! Get that thing away from me at once!" "You're pinning me down! You get off!"
The empress tried to push herself away, but her forearms here still wrapped around his waist, his body weight pinning them down. She tried to push herself off again and again, her breasts sliding up and down his erection again and again. "Ooh, ooh! Calm down, woman! That feels too good!" Not the words she wanted to hear from him! This time she tried rocking side to side, attempting to loose her arms from underneath him. Now her breasts stroked his member even more furiously. "Damn it lady! If you would please stop squirming, I'll-"
She tried even harder, this time thrusting her body back away from him. Each thrust her breasts pressed his erection against her chest, and her breasts against his body. "I can't hold... AHHGH!"
The empress froze as he unloaded right in her face. It twitched a couple more times as a few more spurts landed on her breasts. "Oough.... ahh... I told you to... calm down... Not that I'm not thankful, mind you..." He said as he was slightly cross-eyed and lightheaded. "Give me a minute..."
He lifted his butt off the ground, pressing his pelvis against her chest, squishing her breasts. "S-still!? You're relentless!" She exclaimed as once again she felt his penis pressing against her, but this time not as stiff. "Get your mind out of the gutter! Now get your arms out of under me!"
Soon they were both untangled from each other, both slightly embarrassed as they dusted themselves off. "Well... the least I can do is offer you my cloak and a washcloth after that "favor" you did me." He grabbed his cloak from his tent and handed it to her. Why are you out here wearing nothing anyway? You like exposing yourself to strangers in the forest?"
"You impudent...! My clothes were stolen when I took a bath in the lake!" She exclaimed as she put on the cloak after wiping herself down. "Ah, that does make more sense... Do you know your way home?"
"Do you take me for a fool? Of course I do!" She put her hands on her hips in a huff, opening the cloak fully, exposing herself once again. "Hmm... slightly." The man said flippantly as he enjoyed the view, still unaware of her true identity. "You... ARGH! You better hope I don't see you again!" She marched off in anger into the woods.
"That silly woman is going to make someone else's night..." He shook his head as he went back into his tent. "I wonder if all the women are this crazy in these lands?" He wondered as he tucked himself in for a good night's rest.