"So uh, some good and bad news..." The head flight attendant stepped into the employee break room with a nervous laugh.
"What's up Janice?" Joanne replied, still chewing on a snack.
"The good news is you're getting a new uniform this flight!"
"Alright... What's the bad news?"
"Remember that time Sally pranked you with a uniform too small and your tits popped right out, and your skirt rode up so high your panties were showing while you were standing up?"
"Oh..."
"Don't worry, it comes with a bikini for you to wear underneath!"
Joanne sighed and put on the new uniform, she expected the bikini bottoms to peek out the bottom of the miniskirt, but to her horror her areolas were visible. Her face red as a tomato, she made her way in the plane and welcomed the boarding passengers.
"Hello sir, welcome aboard!