July's Monster Giveaway Competition!
Added 2023-07-07 11:13:02 +0000 UTCHello there! This month's competition is a little different!
This month's monster competition prize is this beautiful Schplarbo from my video Trying Candy From Other Dimensions! So this helpful little fella is summoned by the blow of a meat whistle and with only mild grumbling he will share with you his delicious tasty mouth treat!
However not much else is know about the Schplarbo, so to win him I need you to tell me some information about him. What's his home planet? What is his species like? Does he even live on a planet?! I don't know! I need you to tell me!
So here's how to enter:
- Comment below this post with some information about the Schplarbo
- One entry per patron, that's just to stop the comment section from getting too spammy (feel free to edit or change your response as much as you like though)
- Cut off to enter is 1st August 10am GMT
- I will choose the winner and announce it in a post on Patreon and then I'll need to DM you to ask for postage details and address etc.
I think that's everything, feel free to send me a DM if you have any queries!
Good luck and I can't wait for one of you to be the proud new parent of my beautiful Schplarbo!
Comments
Damn all these people are incresibly good at this! Well when i first saw the "Schplarbo" in the candy video i thought it's candy was either a chocolate dipped ice cream, just a piece of melted chocolate on a popsicle stick covered in like wax or something, or just a piece of poo on a stick. Schplabro looks incredibly awesome though. I genuinely love s lot of you videos
Eli
2023-07-21 05:34:12 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo’s comes from a planet of meat and flaps they also have a Schplarbo ruler the ruler is elected every year based on who can make the best “candy” and whoever makes the best wins and becomes the king schplarbo. Schplarbo’s also like to experiment with new ways of making “candy” there are also creatures called lockdown buddy’s. The Schplarbo’s also are known for living in underground civilizations they are also enemies of the intergalactic food inspection agency for the ways they make “candy” and have been treated harshly due to this predicament other than that schplarbo’s are nice and peaceful creatures that just like to give away “candy” and make people happy.
Zachary Richards
2023-07-20 20:15:18 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo are a species of interdimensional quadrupedal mammals from a planet sized garbage repository. They are similar to cockroaches on our planet, but they have been selectively bred to create highly nutritional waste from the garbage they sustain themselves on. This comes in the form of a gravey-like flavored candy on a stick (which have been lovingly named Schplarbo-pops) that many forms of life enjoy in the galactic grouping. Though this candy is slightly toxic to humans, and the taste might be a surprise for humans who normally enjoy treats of a sweeter variety, the cocktail of essential vitamins and minerals in the waste of a Schplarbo prove to be a great revitalizing after-workout snack for humans (as long as they can get used to the taste of gravy on a stick). All you must do to have your own access to a Schplarbo is to purchase a special Schplarbo whistle. These whistles emit a sound when blown that attracts a Schplarbo, it will appear a short ways away from the original of the sound as it uses interdimensional teleportation to travel (if only we could harness that unique power of theirs). Enjoy your Schplarbo-pops and your new Schplarbo whistle!
Nihilistic_art.7.5
2023-07-19 03:54:45 +0000 UTCSchplarbo's like we call them are a very interesting species not much is known about them but what we do know is that there candy sure is delicious! The original Schlparbo was found on the planet ,,Scofp" where he was cloned a few thousand times, his planet was like a paradise with waterfalls grass and beautiful mountains, the researchers found that very unfair so after cloning the Schplarbo they blew up his planet. with latest technology we discovered the meat whistle through wich we can summon a Schlapo at any time (we don't know how it actually works). Till this day we haven't discovered a Schplarbo mating or eating with is very weir considering the fact that they seem to be spreading around the galaxy. The candy that the produce is made out of their [secret] and is highly toxic to turtles.
Trustworthy guy
2023-07-09 03:23:35 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo is a creature formerly from planet Snimbor before the Dastranom Bombing, in which the planet Dastranom, nuked Snimbor as the aftermath of a 1638 year long war. The Schplarbo is a Servant type of galactic species (albeit a more menial one) who upon the blow of a meat whistle will appear slightly further away than the whistle, will stumble towards the whistle, proceed to squeeze out a Garvix (or as humans immaturely call a poo stick) which is a stick of frozen gravy, and exit. Ever since the Dastranom Bombing, the Schplarbos did not have a home for 600 years, which was the leading cause for the Grand Schplarbo Decline, the period of time where most Schplarbos would perish due to lack of habitat and general needs, however, since the Galactic Grouping, the Schplarbos have inhabited Earth, and and have been working to restore the amount of Schplarbos lost in the Decline. Schplarbos are now occasionally found in the woods near ponds, usually collecting it to create intergalactic gravy, Earth pond water being the primary ingredient of the original Garvix recipe. You see, a couple thousand of years back, our planet was a part of the Galactic Grouping thousands of years ago, and the original recipe of the Garvix was created there, however, the recipe got lost in a wind, and as it was floating through the air it was eventually let free of its gravitational pull, you see, a couple days prior to this, the job of estate agents were invented, and the Galactic Council were not happy with this, but they had nothing to do about it, because prisons were not invented (then they were, centuries later rumours spread across the Galactic Grouping about their existence, the Galactic Council then made their own space prison and added Earth back to the Galactic Grouping while also being able to deal with the dirty, dirty estate agents) so instead they just booted Earth from the Grouping, which was when the recipe was flying through the wind. It then landed on Snimbor, the Schplarbos copied the recipe (substituting Earth Pond Water for Snimbor’s) and now we’re here. You may also find a couple Schplarbos knocking at your door asking if they can use your freezer, this also being a step in making a Garvix.
Sillystring
2023-07-08 21:13:31 +0000 UTCYes, a very tragic cause of death When legumes make one draw their final breath!
Alex Arnot
2023-07-08 17:48:31 +0000 UTCWhat a horrid way to end up dead A pot o' beans falling upon your head.
Racheal Jones
2023-07-08 16:35:20 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo, besides being a popular candy for young ambutons in the intergalactic sector [REDACTED] is a common pet for other young inter-dimensional folk. Summoned by it’s trusty meat whistle the Schplarbo isn’t just a loyal friend, but a must-have for quick, easily dispensed snacks! Ranging in flavors from warm gravy to human nails it’s always a fun surprise! Although home planet is currently still unknown some experts assume this unique species may be from the same area of the galaxy as out beloved lockdown buddy! However further investigation is required.
Overcooked Bread
2023-07-08 07:34:20 +0000 UTCSchplarbo is part of a species called: "The Plarbo" Only few Plarbos remian. His earth name is "Earth: Q57GEQ". King Schlambo rules Q57GEQ, And the only way to escape? Is to blow the meat whistle to end his awful work of sacrificing teeth to the Teeth God. He brings a tasty treat called "The Grav-Stick" Tastes like Gravy, and it's warm! YUM! His family and friends sacrificed themselves to save Schplarbo, now with his adopted parents, Schplarbo and his adopted parents are on the run.
CoolDudeGaming
2023-07-07 22:31:11 +0000 UTCSchplarbo comes from the planet gablebren. they’re house hold pets similar to that of the earth dog. The natural produces sticks of meat meant to feed there young.
Rayna
2023-07-07 20:52:32 +0000 UTCThe only way to tell the story is with a galactic folk song. I present to you, "The Ballad of Schplarbo" The Schplarbo comes from deep in space, the only member of its race. Made in a lab in a fancy tube on a fleshy planet by greasy dudes. Given life to serve their king. Lord Fleebus Squeebus calls to him. With blow of whistle made of meat the Schplarbo brings a tasty treat. A stick of "something" with gravy flavor, Such a delicacy for the king to savor. Soon the king would end up dead when a pot of beans fell on his head. Into the multiverse the Schplarbo would tread until the meat whistle calls again.
Alex Arnot
2023-07-07 18:15:21 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo are what we would call an "Aquatic" animal from the Terroid planet Lebec. Lebec is a planet similar to our own in many ways, however due to it's higher gravity and denser "oceans", it offers life to most of its aquatic nature in the top three feet of water. The Schplarbo are what are known as a "buoy species", using their wide, flat boat like bodies to float on their surface, and their four appendages to link with other Schplarbo and form large "rafts" that float along the ocean currents. They are filter feeders, and opportunistic eaters, using their underside to gobble up anything they can. Today their popular for their treats they provide, but in nature those treats serve double duty; food for their young, and a defense mechanism. These dense, starchy logs contain a savory combination of electrolytes and nutrients, giving them a flavor not unlike gravy. The provided "meat whistle" is based off of a young Schplarbos hunger cry, calming the animal and slowly ejecting thier starchy log. When Schplarbo are frightened, they can eject their startchy logs with enough force to create contusions, fractures, and even death. With one, this is a powerful attack. However, with a Schplarbo raft colony, they are able to communicate targets, and fire volleys of starchy logs at their would be predators amd prey alike, acting like a warship on their native planet, hence the translation of the name Schplarbo ( schpl- float, arbo- high precision targeted death cannon).
William Thomas
2023-07-07 17:45:55 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo is a little freakaloid who legs are actually hands and all the fingers are double jointed. This is for maximum grip when forcing out giant sticks of poo lollies which for some unknown reason seem to come out vertically when the schplarbo is as flat as a pancake. Many theorise why this is the case, my best guess it hes just a bag of holding in a fleshy case
Kebbles
2023-07-07 15:26:28 +0000 UTCSchplarbos come from the Pancake Planet, name after the extremely high gravity which has caused all of its native species to be flat shaped. This particular Schplarbo fancies himself as both an entrepreneur and bio-engineer. With his patented meat whistles he is able to travel across the galaxy to provided his special made Tastesicles. The taste being based around a random assortment of flavors that are suspiciously similar to earth-based condiments such as mayonnaise, wasabi and of course gravy. Perhaps he is a charlatan selling sticks of expired pantry items to gullible human? Surely not.
M0ockz
2023-07-07 13:57:22 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo, also known as the KëḲ originates from the planet of Ċÿḅöṛëġë. For a long time the Schplarbo was considered to be a nasty parasite that would live inside the bodies of large Ċÿḅöṛëġë farm animals. But then the galactic grouping occurred on Ċÿḅöṛëġë and the famous candyteer Hobjimmy from the planet Hobjimius visited Ċÿḅöṛëġë, and almost immediately discovered that Hobjim-meat whistles have a sort of laxative effect on Schplarbos. And that their excrement tastes delightfully delightful. In the 73 years since it has grown to be a a popular street food on numerous planets. However some activists argue that the manner harvesting of Schplarbo poop is cruel and unusual and advocate for the end of the treat’s widespread sales.
Tayinator
2023-07-07 13:46:13 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo treats are all organic.
AlterFox13
2023-07-07 13:14:31 +0000 UTCThe Schplarbo actually is a species from a planet nearly identical to ours called Schplearth. The unfortunate sad truth about the Schplarbo is due to its high popularity in its scrumptious treat. Most Wild Schplarbo are nearly extinct. Most are now lab grown due to the high demand. The meat whistle it comes with is actually a harvested gland from the female Schplarbo that puts the male Schplarbo in the mood. Once the Male Schplarbo is in the mood. He births a mating stick to impress the female. Fun Fact Depending on the Diet of the Schplarbo. The "gravy" flavor will change. On a more lowfat diet you can have a flavor more closely to Turkey. If you feed the Schplarbo sweets then you may very well end up with a Chocolate Flavor as well. Though every flavor still tends to be warm and still taste of gravy.
HackerBilly The Best
2023-07-07 13:09:56 +0000 UTCthe candy the Schplarbo produces does not taste like gravy, gravy tastes like it. The reason human's believe gravy came first is because a Schplarbo was sent back in time by a rip in time. The Schplarbo ended up leaving one of it's candies on the counter of the inventor of gravy, and they liked the flavor so much they had to try and replicate. it it is unknown how the rip occurred, as it closed almost immediately after the Schplarbo went through. but, from what was detected, it seems like the most likely cause was someone stored some quite volatile items near each other. more specifically it could have been something from an elder dimension of intense and unyielding darkness encountering THE ORB. but again, it is unknown for sure, as the event happened so fast, so there could be many causes.
Crystalnightmare
2023-07-07 12:22:08 +0000 UTCThe candy produced by the schplarbo tastes like gravy, and the summon them via a meat whistle.
VuparTsuPermud
2023-07-07 11:44:34 +0000 UTCSchplarbo were the results of the first intergalactic breeding between humans and the Schlordos. But, as they realized the son was not what they expected, they locked him up, cloning him and using them as slaves for the candy. They can feed on anything solid, but liquids can make their guts explode!
ThiagoGruber
2023-07-07 11:39:24 +0000 UTCYou mean my marriage, I want to befriend the candy dispenser.
Nihilistic_art.7.5
2023-07-07 11:20:28 +0000 UTCSchplarbo doesn’t come from a different planet. Since the Galactic Grouping, Schplarbo was actually born on Earth, albeit not traditionally. Schplarbo’s are an unnatural species that couldn’t have existed if not for the Galactic Grouping. The meat whistle makes the sound that Schplarbo’s make to find a mate. The lolly acts as a gift to the Schplarbo’s mate. In other words, congratulations on the marriage, Will
Henry Donnelly
2023-07-07 11:16:14 +0000 UTC
