Flu season has already begun on the Pfatter University campus! When roommates Patch and Milad both woke up with a case of the sniffles, they didn’t think twice about it. They got ready for their day and headed off to grab an extra-large breakfast at the dining hall.
After a long day of classes, they got back to their room feeling bloated and tired and … sweaty. As they stripped off their shirts, Patch let out a sneeze. “Oh no,” he thought, a warm tingling spreading throughout his body. “Did we catch the Sumo Flu?”
“Bro, do you feel weird?” Milad asked. And that’s when the most intense symptom kicked in …
Do you want to see who else is catching the Sumo Flu this season? You know, for science? 😉🐷
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