Get Pfatt for Finals

Can you believe it? Another school year is coming to a close! At Pfatter University, our students are cramming their brains full of knowledge and their mouths full of food as they prepare for finals.

There’s a small percentage of our student body who make it all the way to May without gaining any weight, and we’d hate for them to feel left out! This morning, a special package was delivered to the dorms of our fittest students - a little much-needed encouragement as they start the final stretch of the ‘24-‘25 school year.

Sawyer nearly tripped over the package as he left his dorm room on his way to the fitness center. He was determined to get a workout in before his study session with a classmate. He grabbed the box and took it with him, noticing the message on the tag: “Hope you score big on your final exams!”

He opened the package once he got to the locker room, holding up a pair of red compression shorts with “Get Pfatt” on the waistband. “That’s cute,” he thought. “Perfect timing.”

Sawyer slipped on the shorts - a snug fit on his lithe body - and admired how he looked in the mirror. He was proud of how he defied the odds at Pfatter U, ending his first year weighing less than when he started. As he adjusted the waistband, he felt his fingers dig into soft flesh - that wasn’t there a minute ago. The shorts began to dig into him as Sawyer’s body inflated in all directions, the new fat churning and expanding beneath his skin. He looked in the mirror as his face bloated beyond recognition and his pecs grew into sagging cones of fat.

He couldn’t believe his eyes. It looks like he wouldn’t escape his freshman year without that freshman 150 after all. He buried his head in his fatter hands. The tag on the package had been right - Sawyer sure had scored big, just in time for finals.

Watch the supercut video to see Sawyer and three other underweight students - Dante, Arjun, and Levon - try on their very own pair of Get Pfatt shorts!