Who'd have thought this bodybuilder felt that way about your size?
Added 2023-02-06 16:35:25 +0000 UTC
“You okay down there, big fella? No, you just sit there and get your breath back, man. Hey, are you sure you oughta be on a treadmill at your weight anyway? I know we got some big dudes in here, but they’re all muscleheads like me. Big, fat guy like you needs to take it easy, you know what I’m sayin’? You tryin’ to shift a few pounds, are ya? Why, bro? No, I’m for real, man. All that excess weight looks damn good on you! Real manly, you know what I’m sayin’? That’s quite a fuckin’ gut you got there, chubs. Look how far it sticks out! Jesus, why would you wanna get rid of that? It’s fuckin’ impressive as fuck, if you ask me. How ‘bout I help you on your feet and then we belly up to the bar next door? I’m bettin’ you could get a helluva lotta beer in that tank, bro. Come on, let’s see just how far we can expand that fat fuckin’ belly of yours on beer and pizza. How ‘bout it, big guy?”
