"Wait, you were actually gonna eat this? After our talk yesterday, this is what you think is a healthy lunch? Dude, what the fuck? I thought when we spoke you actually took on board what I was telling you. You're fat, don't you understand that? Not 'husky' or 'bulky' - you're just fuckin' fat. I went into your room yesterday when you were in the shower after you got back from the mall. Size 44" waist jeans? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me with this shit? You know my waist is 28", right? Bro, you gotta get your weight under control. I'm worried about how big you're gettin' - especially as you carry all that weight in your gut. Look how your belly is hanging over your belt. Isn't that a clue, you fat fuck? Jesus, well if you just want to keep on stuffing yourself like a pig, be my guest. But it's no wonder you can't ever get a date. No one wants to be with a greedy fat pig. No one."
