"Hey man, I seen the way you been lookin' at me by the pool. You a gainer, big man? I figured as much. All you been doin' since you flopped down on that lounger is gettin' that little twink waiter to bring you food - how many burgers have you had so far? Fuck, that's a lot. So, here's the deal. I'm pretty good at this whole scene, so it's $200 for a straight-up feeding session, $350 for me being naked and $500 if you want me to degrade and humiliate you while I shove the food into your greedy mouth. Okay, fatso. You go get the $500 from reception and be in Room 412 in about 15 minutes ready to get stuffed like the fat fuckin' hog you are."