Hot Dog Store: Hot Dogs vs. Lava Apes
Added 2025-03-01 19:00:10 +0000 UTCHot damn, the boys are up against the Lava Apes!
No better way to start the month than by bringing this one back out of the vaults. Itβs just too good to be locked away.
This hot dog victory is immortalized on a shirt, available in three colors, so you can proudly show the world that youβll never forget that fateful day. Our shirts are made from soft, high-quality Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with Heather colors getting a touch of polyester for that perfect blend. Theyβre lightweight but not flimsy, coming in at 4.2 oz./ydΒ², and theyβre pre-shrunk, so they wonβt suddenly betray you after the first wash. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping make sure they fit well and stay comfortable, no matter how many times you wear them.
And if your home-built shrine needs that extra touch of glory, weβve got you covered with a 24βx36β poster printed on that ridiculously thick Japanese paper I always bring up. At 10.3 mil thick and 189 g/mΒ², itβs got just the right weight and texture to feel substantial without being overkill. The print is crisp, the colors are vibrant, and with 94% opacity, itβs going to look sharp no matter where you hang it. Why go through all the trouble to get it printed on this paper? Because if youβre going to commemorate the ancient battle, only the best will do.
