TUESDAY 10 p.m.

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CherryDad

First off, I want to say that page 30 is excellent. Frank ask what makes the cauterized so different that they have to be considered "guest", I thought you were all in communion, why leave you guys outside to feed on the scraps? Hopefully line of conversation lead to a clash of sides, your only chance to escape is to pit the two sides against each other and escape in the confusion. If anything else, it'll give you more info separates the "chosen" from the "cauterized".

Hon3ybazzer

*Before all this goes down, I plan with M and L: "If what I've read is true, the text alone is what grants protection. It's a palindrome in multiple dimensions - it traps malevolent spirits or energies like a recursive labyrinth, endlessly reflecting back upon itself. Let me write it on your body, or at least a piece of your clothing somewhere. "We can't leave our friends, but we also need to keep Omar safe to help us understand what's going on, and Jane too - we owe that to her. M, L, while you take out that.. thing, I'll go find that secret passage with Jane and Omar." *When we get to the linen room, I also change into a fresh set of scrubs if I can find any that fit. There's nothing like wearing a common uniform to fade into the background when trying to hide in plain sight*

foreverVoyager

Agent S: Test R's loyalty. Make him kneel before you and start sucking.

TiredFins

Tasers? Maybe there was some there. Probably hand tasers and a few taser stun gun.

Bearlynewgaymer

If you can remember any tasers that would be a priority- if they have chips a single well placed blast might take them out

Robert Smith

Huzzah, it seems I am! That’s a relief. Thanks for the test!

Taikowolf

Hey, just testing if you're really not getting notifications

Hinner

(small suggestion to try and possibly save the "zonked" agents from the "perfect neighbors" and maybe even neutralize them. Give them command on their chips. It did worked for Alister and Frank when they got "zonked" by the elephant, so it might work for them too. You could command them to enter into a "battle mode" or "self defense mode" or something similar. They are agents after all, so they must have some self-defense training the very least. And as for the the ones that invade the "agents base" you could command some of the agents to make the brain to "prioritize" to neutral those big guys. You might be even able to see who are they under those masks too if you manage to capture at least one, after you beat them. If this plan works -w-...)

Xeralex

Agent X: Rush up to the elevator doors with duct tape, chairs, spare boards, anything you can to erect as best a barricade as you can. If nothing else, make it loud when it comes down to alert everyone else when the Neighbours have come in. Be sure to take a fire extinguisher as an impromptu non-lethal weapon, or to gum up the blower they have. “Okay, don’t panic, it’s just an invasion of erotic, gentrifying pigmen who are going to possibly turn you into a cannibal or food. Just do what the manual advises. “... I still can’t believe this is actually a foreseen eventuality. Man did I get into the wrong field...” (Wild turn of events here - very much worth the wait. Can’t wait to see what happens next (well, I can, but I’m glad to have something to look forward to)!)

Taikowolf

Damn I just love this series so damn much, I wait for it every week, can't wait to see how things will progress from here on! It seems like many more agents are bound to change soon.

Blizzard

Agent BN: Holding his head as he has a massive headache from the Memory suite. Calming his breath, and getting the pain to settle down. Getting help from Agent D you can't help but get a whiff of him, not helping with the large situation in your pants. " Heavy weapons? I think I can remember. I think that's where I got the Knife....or was it from the kitchen. If I can see a Map I think I can point it out... " Whatever the other Agents had seen through the Memory Suite, it seems that Agent BN regained those memories, a bit hazy but they're slowly coming back.

Bearlynewgaymer

Adition if you'd allow it: Smacks the desk and fiddles with a number of cables that are connected to the wall, getting the corner desk ment being pushed to the side but he always seemed to have a faster connection to everyone else. Although after moving some ethernet lines around something seems to connect and show up on the screen.

Its really starting to shake up! Hope you all manage to get through! (And amazing job blazing on the comic, having to manage so many choices and characters that are scattered is A LOT, if you made this comic update every other week instead of every week I think everyone would understand)

Yoked Coder

(L comes out of the room and pretends to trip as to lure the Neighbor into M's trap) "A-ah! P-please don't hurt me!" (L scoots a bit away from the door to give M a clear shot.) (After witnessing M's assassination) "Holy shit. Really going for the Big Bad wolf look, huh Monte?" (Shaking and nervously cleaning the blood, L thinks to himself) *Oh my Rulk that's a ton of blood! I've had to clean blood off my rodent friends after they get in fights with the neighborhood cats but I've never seen someone die before.*

Lee Evergreen

AGENT M: Cant take any chances here. M needs to overwhelm with stealth and viciousness. L will serve as distraction, and attract any nasty surprise attacks from the neighbour. Then M moves in from behind, extinguishes the cigar with his hand, and tears out the neighbour’s throat, careful not to swallow any blood. If successful, drag the neighbour back inside the closet to hide the body. All of this must be done in absolute silence, to avoid tipping off any additional neighbours, should they be nearby. Then apply a mask to avoid any residual smoke, enter the room and prepare the ritual to cleanse the captured agents. Close the door first.

WorgenRouge

*Agent I comes out of the shower wearing his shirt and pants. Going commando after soaking his undies.* "agent Allister.. let me know how I can help. You saved me from being one of them. So I will do anything to help you." *he sees the sherif outside.* "oh pluck me.. at least he wasn't after me last time."

innerDesign

iunno if it's too late to join... Agent JO: *joins Agent C as a surprise attack, breaking one of the perfect neighbor's mask revealing something*

Junichi Mikazuki

Agent Allister: Try to sneak out uninterrupted, if you get seen by the sheriff, try and bargain with him.

Agent F5: *Finishes backing the Servers into 2 External Hardrives then prints out a detailed blueprint of the Hospital's ventilation system to help other Agents escape. Arms himself with a gasmask, the KNIFE and a military grade laptop.*

Fe5ter

Agent RD(Inner thoughts ruffling about): piggy...piggy....piggy man....piggy....pet me....pet....black pig....the Ireland incident.... Agent RD(Talking to himself): oh dont you let this happen again, you know how this goes if your sober too long....they put you on desk duty after what you did to that sow!!!

Xeralex

// being a villain doesn't mean you have no control ;3

CherryDad

OFF: Oh boy the discussions at the Telegram group are on fire, love you guys!!! Agent H: Oh wow, oh goodness we're in quite a PICKLE if I'd say so myself. Ok. I think we're too outnumbered to actually be able to achieve anything meaningful... I'm leaning hard on just trying make use of the distraction to sneak out and go back to the Inn, grab everyone else and go rescue Agent F immediately... But we don't even know where they'll take him... Other possibility would be trying to rescue Agent F right now, but it seems much more likely that we all end up captured this way... Wouldn't want to smash cut to my character being either eaten or converted and forever out of my control... I could try zapping the Koala again now that he is distracted, but that has worked out poorly before... Oh well... If I find an opening I'll definitely try to take it to free Frank and get out of there with N and him, and maybe even R if he decides to come to us. But if things stay the same I'll be sneaking out with N back to the inn. Secret agent style- with lots of cartwheels, as always. I'm all up for combat if things take that turn. I'll use my long snoot to avoid smoke and use my big meaty tail as a baseball bat, besides the karate chops and capoeira round-kicks to the face that I'm sure my character wouldn't fudge, being the Secret Agent (tm) that he is.

Hinner

YESSSSS TAKE THE DEAL 🐨💖💖💖

CherryDad

However, if the car crash or some other event interrupts the deal, Agent R might try to slip into the back rooms of the pub, frantically trying to contact the director and slipping into dispair.

Retronicus

Agent R - The Director... caught... hurt... no wonder he hasn't been replying to your messages... Fuck... ... ... ...Rulkdammit!! You can feel your fist clench slightly, the thought of him in pain makes your blood boil. He is without a doubt the greatest man you've even known, you've spent countless nights lying in bed, thinking about him... If he's captured, then... this whole operation is lost. You take a deep breath. Survival. Yes, that is what you're best at. You can't bare the thought of this pack of drunken slobs eating the Director... if anyone is going to do it, it should be you. Then he can be with you, forever. "Deal." You extend your arm to shake Agent S's paw... oh Rulk... what have you done...

Retronicus

Agent D will carefully help Agent BN up. Agent D: We'll have to take care of that later, big guy. Promise. He'll turn to Agent E and crew as he prepares to head out. Agent D: I'm going to take BN here and head to the server room. Agent E, remember when we cleared out that biker bar. You know, after I had that chili? I keep one in my pocket just in case. Agent D will grin and move out of the room. "Come on, BN. We're gonna stop a bunch of Greedy Little Pigs. Give 'em a good skunk greeting." He'll then start chewing on the spicy chili pepper. If it comes to it, Agent D plans on using his tail musk, powered by the pepper to gas the pigs if they get close to the server room. Hopefully it'll work like tear gas and at least get them to stop long enough for BN to deal with them. May as well fight fire with fire.

Khorax

Agent E: "I hope we find something that let's us attack from a distance. The masks that the Perfect Neighbors wear could be a possible weak point. Destroying them may potentially cripple the PN's. However, I'm worried that the mask itself might have corruptive properties. It's never a good idea to touch cursed items." "If we really can't find any weapons then we'll have to improvise. I wonder if this place has a high pressure fire hose?"

Rick

So I'm presuming the tunnel to the Diner is how we got so much food from there... but the Cult didn't know where we were until Agent S told them. And the facility used to be owned by Apex, I think, so why would they have a tunnel to the Diner. I think we need to find out who owns the Diner now.

RexFurry

Agent N: *I'm gonna clutch Agent H for safety, 'cuz if anyone can get us out safe its him. at this point I'm assuming we're getting captured, so if they come for us and H doesnt have anything in his pocket, or if nobody else intervenes and saves us from I'm just gonna let them take me with no resistance* *if they breath smoke my way... I'll HEAVILY consider breathing it in, but I'll hold my breath the best I can*

Neth Rusiki Azhti

[Agent RF is a well hung kangaroo with a big belly, he's unusually tall and wears a scarf everywhere. A bit of a booknerd, and a little posh, he's just enthralled with the paranormal, and has tried (unsuccessfully) to summon demons on numerous occasions.]

RexFurry

Agent RF - Test if Agent S still has his MAD chip active. Make sure to record if it works or not. Knowing if it doesn't work is just as valuable. MAD Chip Command, Agent S - Take off your pants and run outside, make a huge distraction! Shout that the pub is on fire! Get up in Dr Orlando's face and claim Agent N has alerted the Alliance and the military is sending elite squads of troops to dusk Acres right now! Agent RF - Gather your history books and starts looking for an alternative exit from the elevator. Some kind of fire escape or secret door. Follow the sent of fast food!

RexFurry

Man I'm in suspence for what's coming next ;w; I really want everyone to get some kind of leg up! Agent Alister: As you may be aware extreme caution is advised, his exact affiliation is unknown, we will try to look into things here... dang it why can't we see anywhere else in this town?

I'll keep that as a last resort. Something tells me that they want this place shut down as their primary goal. Don't want to make their job easier. And don't worry, I won't go down without a fight

Robert Smith

Hey, I'm a croc

Hinner

oooooh gosh how exciting!!! gosh

OtterIshmael

if you're a cultist you might want to PM BC directly ! Just a heads up

CherryDad

"Years ago, my family gave me this amulet. They said it was to protect from fire, to extinguish flames that water could not. I thought they were being literal, but.. they gave it to me after we found our neighbors butchered and partially eaten in the old barn on our farm. I think.. I think they might have had some knowledge of what we're facing. "I'm not sure if it's the medallion or the inscription itself, but I think this might give is a chance to save the agents that just got captured. There's only one of these "Perfect Neighbors." M, L, if we cause a diversion we might be able to subdue him and rescue them." (Sorry for split-posting, Patreon didn't let me post all in one for some reason?)

foreverVoyager

The "Fire?" Omar must not be able to explain it while he's still under it's influence. What if...? *Pulls out the medallion your ancestors told you to always wear around your neck* How does it work, though? To "extinguish fire without water?" You always figured the inscription was literally about keeping the barn from burning down, but this can't be a coincidence. "I have an idea. Maybe it's not a good one, but I don't think we have much choice.

foreverVoyager

I'd like to know this as well!!

CherryDad

Agent AW - Ho d'... Whore d' wha?... you faintly think you heard the mention of food, and your belly rumbles greedily. Your mouth drooling slightly. You let the nice piggy usher you into the the bright room. Oh god, something smells ~fantastic~ in here. Your boner is agonizingly hard and you just wanna do whatever the nice piggy tells you to. You lean into Agent RD for balance, but impulse takes over and you start to kiss him sloppily.

Austin Wonderer

Agent W is not the type to underestimate the enemy just because of their small number. I also do not want to become food for the “fire”. Whale does not taste good, I promise! Agent W: Good now then, I am going to wend behold f'r any weapons we can useth to defend ourselves with. To Agent O: If't be true the worst cometh to passeth, then I wanteth thee to did shut off all the power within the facility. To the Agents: Everyone, thee can leaveth the task of mapping out the facility to me. *I use my echolocation to scout out the entire facility* *I will also use it to keep track of the intruders and Agent C’s location* Translation: Alright then, I am going to go look for any weapons we can use to defend ourselves with. If the worst comes to pass, then I want you to shut off all the power within the facility. Everyone, you can leave the task of mapping out the facility to me. If Agent C takes them out, then great, but I doubt it is going to be that easy. Let us see what happens. Edit: I got the impression that my idea got shut down by F5? If that's not the case then I will venture out solo while looking for a weapon room of some kind. Edit 2: I will relay the location of the PN's to the others if they make it into the facility since everyone is going to pair up.

Cid

this is a great tension builder! i'm v interested in where frank's plotline is going... Agent Q follows F5 in search of a way out of the bunker. Agent Q: I've been thinking we should research other spells and rituals that can nullify the magic that the cult is using. Sir A Ravenly's book already has one effective spell; did you have any other pages scanned F5?

Reindeercurt

I know that the last person with a map was Agent U, using what Agent N made. Additionally, Agent Y... well the old director... was mapping out the facility with Field Team A before they went up. If he brought the map back here we might have it

Robert Smith

Looks like the entire town is out in this rain. It's the kind of symbolism I would want for washing away a curse like their cannibal flame, but it doesn't seem to bother them or their cigars in the slightest. Well, maybe we'll get lucky and someone will be struck by lightning.

Oneiros

Whats your next move, "Friend"? >:3

Steve

In the middle of the commotion, a big sleazy looking cultist in the bar takes advantage of the sudden distraction, grabbing Agent R from behind and holding the struggling cat with ease. He's a large raccoon, a big gut on him, Manimal™ cigar in his grinning mouth with smoke billowing from it. ???: "Hope you wasn't thinking about running, small fry"

Fuck yeah!, my favorite story is back! Dang, I'm not sure how Agent R would react to this... I do kinda want to see him daddified but... threatening Himbo Boss is probably the best way to piss him off...

Retronicus

AGREED this update was lit... I didn't mean to make a joke like that

Robert Smith

I think we have a basic plan put out in the comic- I think do what you think works for your character, might be worth exploring our supplies

Robert Smith

Hmmm, I feel things are going to end badly if we are not all on the same page. Or am I just overthinking things? 🤔

Cid

(&lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 This is so exciting, thank you BC, you master of story telling!) <b>Agent C</b> : Go find the elevator and no doubt effortlessly knock out these porcine pushovers. Some grappling moves ought to take care of them quick, you <i>were</i> a champion wrestler in the academy. Oh yeah, can't wait to come back to the control room as a hero.

Crowbar

I typed up a character listing sheet that. Ill share it here, and if im missing anything let me know! Ill update it as soon as I can with each new chapter. Also I made it so you can add comments. I hope it helps everyone as well. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nqc4-UbiW2-qPuuG3WJKe4p7XhnfN4FOuqmGraV3qIs/edit?usp=sharing

bluedude

I don't want to repeat the same comment from last time but yeah O will try and reach T, K, SK, AW, and RD as before. Again not got much hope if this a conversion room of some kind, but I don't like giving up unless I have tried everything at my disposal. Besides, they want them for bargaining chips, so we still can save them. Really interesting update on splits in the cult... I am very, very intrigued

Robert Smith

OOC: ooof theres soo much hype going on!~ Good job BC~ XD Agent E: OK well go with that. It will be pretty hard to navigate and co-ordinate anywhere without a map, let alone defend with no weapons. If one of yall thats staying here can make one as we spread out and go that will help out. RK were going to try and look for weapons then move close to the elevator, if yall find out anything contact us! D, everyone, good luck! *As he rushes off*: MAD reading.: Agent E: Grr... I'm going to need a joint a good drink and Agent D's muzzle balls deep on my lap after this one i swear!

bluedude

M.A.D CHIP COMMAND: Subject has reached required levels of arousal. Subliminal command will now activate. Agent K will become a dominant tank that protects his fellow agents.

Kageichi

ASDSDFSDV I HATE THIS MEEK

Robert Smith

Apex agents - Aright - we aren't down yet, that is a good sign. Agent F5, if you find the ventilation system make sure they can't use it to pump in the gas. Everyone else, I'll keep you posted on their movements. If someone can make it to the MAD server room, keep that secure. I have a plan if they invade here, don't worry. Agent BN - Can you remember where the heavy weaponry is? The memory suite suggested that you were one of the heavies that Otis used to break in. Agent M and Hs possessions are other likely weapon caches Allister - I might be wrong but... I feel like there is dissent in the cult right now. I hate to say it but... try and convince the Sherrif that Orlando is getting out of hand. Inform him Perfect Neighbours just attacked the hospital, and cauterised are loose in the town. It might just convince him to consider reassessing his priorities - that this isn't going to stay secret for much longer unless he shuts Orlando down. We need allies, and the enemy of our enemy could be a useful one... Frank and the Inn Team - Agent R is still safe, go along with things for the moment, I'm keeping an eye on you. Do not trust Agent S, he has been compromised. Frank- Whatever you do do NOT let that claw touch you. It looks like the same material that infected Agent I Hospital Team - Rendezvous with Allister at the Motel, you can all move together if needed to go onwards- we need you safe and secure, I'll keep trying to reach the Elevator Team with mad commands.

Robert Smith

Also don't worry about the delay you straight up informed us. It's cool!

*redacted*

bluedude

Agent T: You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise. &gt;&gt;Attempt to pry open window There are no objects around with which to "pry open window". &gt;&gt;Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm What pumpkin?

AnotherMeekOne

I KNOW THAT KOALA 👀

Cliffhangers all over the place!

So i heard people were interested in talking in a group chat, so I went ahead and made one! (if it is alright with BC) here's the link to it! https://t.me/joinchat/QhOfbfbgdSE1ZTg8 anyone can join and talk there about this amazing comic!

Neth Rusiki Azhti