😴 SOBER EP #27 - Snorlax
Added 2024-01-10 13:26:07 +0000 UTCWake up babe! New Sober Episode just dropped.
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As a 7-11 employee listening to this on my night shift i really enjoy this episode
Childish Zamboni
2025-01-19 08:43:11 +0000 UTCOur science teacher was a dickhead and would always eat in class and leave for like 10 minutes at a time so we started fucking wjth his food putting pubes in it and shit, one time a friend of mine pissed in a tissue and dipped it in his coffee. He would come back and drink it and we’d laugh our asses off and he’d sit there with the dumbest look on his face thinking we’re laughing because he said something funny or smth lmao. Classic
Yousuf Al-Waheb
2024-08-21 14:18:24 +0000 UTCi did a lot of bad shit as a kid, i should be a cold ones member. i pissed in a traffic cone during after school in 1st grade and got kicked out of the after school program
dyslexicbich
2024-07-08 05:33:22 +0000 UTC39:30 He upset the Trannys the most cancelable offence.
Angus Keane
2024-03-30 06:35:21 +0000 UTCI was passing notes with a friend in maths class and for some reason we were discussing having fake drugs up our butts and how we would have to remove them (do not judge, this is maths class we r talking about here, anything is better than fkn C= A2 + B2) anyway our maths teacher, who is bald but that means nothing to the story, confiscates this note we were passing probably thinking we were shit talking him and I just watch his face turn pale reading the absolute crime to literature we created. He gave it back at the end of class and moved us to two separate corners of the classroom.
Mol Pol
2024-02-10 13:19:31 +0000 UTCIn the early primary school I was really into dinosaur fossils and I picked up a big rock the size of a small football and I thought it was a fossil but that wasn't so I threw it back behind me as hard as I could And I managed to hit a teacher square across the face Gave her a double black eye 😭 My mom forced me to go to school the next day with flowers with her class to say sorry
HookSniffer
2024-01-30 04:10:18 +0000 UTCso my grog got confiscated by the Melbourne airlines in October last year , i have proof of purchase and even a thank you card from the boys signed and everything , do i contact the website for a new peach and grape double pack or just give up and buy another $80 box hahaha
HookSniffer
2024-01-30 02:24:53 +0000 UTCI stole $50 from someone to be petty then gave it to a kid I barely knew for his birthday.
J
2024-01-29 14:37:12 +0000 UTCI wrote this drunk, you can ask chatGPT to simplify it
J Lyle
2024-01-23 21:17:08 +0000 UTCI have a list of things I did but this one went along the lines of whoever told this story on the pod 30 minutes earlier. I lived next to a neighborhood construction site with 1 portapotty. I went every night snd tipped it over. From there i wud go back and steal all the fire extinguishers and spray the insides of the construction vehicles, then got rocks and smashed every last one of the windows, there was like 11 big land movers. I still went back after that and even turned on one of them and freaked out and shut it off. Good times i was in highschool 😬
J Lyle
2024-01-18 20:59:06 +0000 UTCWe would hop the fence to go egg this gated apartment complex for seniors. Because fuck those rich old whities.
Jayden
2024-01-17 21:19:48 +0000 UTCStill only 16 but I used to steal weed from my mums stash and sell it to white girls at school
Jackson Sweetapple
2024-01-16 18:41:45 +0000 UTCMe and a friend used to steal hundreds of pounds worth of Warhammer from Games Workshop in the UK. Used to walk in with an empty bag, fill it up and walk out. We were probably about 12 at the time.
Gavin Hamling
2024-01-16 05:09:26 +0000 UTCScott is the Sober Podcast underdog. Underappreciated.
Thomas
2024-01-15 12:46:37 +0000 UTCChad+Darcy carry this podcast imagine if they were both absent one day. See?
J Lyle
2024-01-14 19:33:13 +0000 UTCA sleepover at Chads sounds lit even without Grog.shop <———
J Lyle
2024-01-14 19:31:03 +0000 UTCblew up toilets with fireworks at an abandoned cement factory in my hometown in Poland
Scallops
2024-01-13 22:31:18 +0000 UTCMe and my friends used to steal an energy drink from the local mart evert single day for a couple years lol
Toby Brooks
2024-01-13 07:00:37 +0000 UTCI'd pay to watch Max and Chad play Stardew Valley
Ker
2024-01-13 06:37:33 +0000 UTCLove Max and Chad but sometimes it's Scott's dad jokes what do it for me. Chad: Sidney and Melbourne are not the same place Scott: that's facts bro, they're completely in different locations!
Nata
2024-01-13 05:25:31 +0000 UTCDracula reference
massivechegghere
2024-01-13 03:05:20 +0000 UTCNahhh lol I've been smoking for over 10 years buddy
Big Chungous
2024-01-12 14:20:54 +0000 UTCSomething tells me you started smoking weed a year ago
Chris B
2024-01-12 14:01:12 +0000 UTCone time me and my friend threw an open bottle filled with piss on a car. I have it on video lol
Chris B
2024-01-12 14:00:35 +0000 UTCmmh baby yesss
Chris B
2024-01-12 12:41:20 +0000 UTCI had a neighbor/friend as a kid that loved pissing everywhere, parking lots, elevators, trees, you name it. I have to admit I partook on occasion
Jack Noire
2024-01-12 08:45:38 +0000 UTCcold ones minecraft server would be lit, get on that shit
Green
2024-01-12 06:08:12 +0000 UTCMe and my cousin once knocked a birds nest out of a tree that had baby birds in them. We then pushed the birds into the road to be run over.
PlatypusBear
2024-01-11 20:34:59 +0000 UTCYes, that could also be very entertaining. Might even bring my family in to watch that episode
Big Chungous
2024-01-11 20:27:26 +0000 UTCOr fuck a fish
OriA
2024-01-11 20:24:46 +0000 UTCI smoked weed for the first time at 14 with some friends in the gym locker room for like an hour during the class (also, would y'all ever consider making an episode of Cold Ones based around you guys getting high? I would personally love to see that, considering I'm a stoner myself lol)
Big Chungous
2024-01-11 19:21:24 +0000 UTCI broke into an abandoned factory where they stored these wagons that had toilets on them. was supposed to be number 1 only but that was too late when I read it. Safe to say it was all over town someone vandalised the wagons.
Nino
2024-01-11 18:18:26 +0000 UTCI hope you are okay my brother <3
Lee
2024-01-11 15:44:49 +0000 UTCI put my pet fish in the microwave. I thought it had lived too long, so I took it into my own hands.
Moe
2024-01-11 11:15:02 +0000 UTCMy cousin used to mix up different medicines in a bowl and leave it out for cats to eat. Allegedly, there was a dead cat found, but I've never seen anything come of it
Ronaldo A.
2024-01-11 08:27:54 +0000 UTCin year 10 I got suspended for a week for photoshopping my maths teacher (he was a pedo) into like Jabba the Hutt and fat man running towards an ice cream truck
Matthias Sweetser
2024-01-11 03:01:07 +0000 UTCI kept a leech in a jar
ringwormtingz
2024-01-11 01:32:18 +0000 UTCI could never live in Sydney
Matthias Sweetser
2024-01-10 23:51:42 +0000 UTCThe most fucked up thing we did as kids was to bully the disabled retard kids at school and it got so bad at one point that she tried killing herself on stairs that where 3 steps high she jumped and just scraped her knee
Catastrophic_XII
2024-01-10 22:28:13 +0000 UTCAgree that Sydney is like a GTA map, visiting there is like a lottery am I going to walk down a dead end, or to some random sandstone steps, like roads and paths are going everywhere.
Jimmy
2024-01-10 22:13:38 +0000 UTCWelcome back, keep it up boys
Liam
2024-01-10 20:26:16 +0000 UTCMinecraft VR kind of does that thing you’re talking about Darcy. With the game opening on the tv.
pizzaroche
2024-01-10 20:18:15 +0000 UTCI was one of those thousands of kids that would find a frog and put it in a cool whip container with holes poked in the top so it could breathe and I'd keep it as a pet, but I'd forget about them and they'd just dry up :(
Hugh Phardid
2024-01-10 20:05:24 +0000 UTCI found and watched the fish video
Johachim Gulstad
2024-01-10 19:27:57 +0000 UTCI love the behind the scenes pics and vids. feels like a cold ones vlog 10/10
shittany
2024-01-10 19:15:32 +0000 UTC❗️Confession❗️When I was a kid I use to eat ice cream sandwiches ice cream first then cookie. I eat Oreos one bite no cap.
MasterPogway
2024-01-10 18:29:03 +0000 UTCWhen my brother was a kid he wanted to hold my sister's goldfish so he went to the kitchen to find something to get it out of the tank with. For some reason he decided that a pair of scissors would work....he ended up cutting the fish in half when he tried to pick it up and then told my sister that her other fish must have done it.
LeanintheBean
2024-01-10 18:15:53 +0000 UTCMan these screens are hypnotic
Szymon Lipiński
2024-01-10 18:04:11 +0000 UTCthe bad kid across from my grandmas house. we went to his shed to catch a mouse and he somehow stomped on one and killed it. then we proceeded to put it on a tee ball tee and hit it off with a bat over and over. it still makes me feel weird to this day lol! def some serial killer shit
camman Rogers
2024-01-10 17:46:49 +0000 UTCnoice
cieeeeee
2024-01-10 17:33:33 +0000 UTCIn 7th grade, my cousin accidentally shot me in the head with a pellet gun (one of those pump rifle ones and he pumped that shit like 9 times) I almost died that day, but my dad gave me an ice pack and told me to lay on the couch as my head was bleeding LOL to this day, I have one of those pellets lodged in my head
Big Chungous
2024-01-10 15:30:57 +0000 UTCThe timing with MattPat 😳
Derek Zeidler
2024-01-10 15:13:28 +0000 UTCWhen I was 10, I had 3 budgies ( little parrots) as pets and my friend and I put one of them for like 30secs in the freezer. After that, to warm him up, we put him in the microwave for like 10 seconds. He died ( didn't blow up) and his corpse was really stiff. I put him back in the cage and left. On return my mum told me that my pet died and I acted shocked.
Peter Bobylev
2024-01-10 15:11:27 +0000 UTCThis is the sober podcast at 27... feel old yet?
Trippah 97
2024-01-10 14:36:33 +0000 UTCFirst frog in a pot of 2024
Ashleigh
2024-01-10 14:32:06 +0000 UTCyou finally posted a new pod you fat rats
amy baird
2024-01-10 14:30:52 +0000 UTCHello from Texas, USA!!
Big Chungous
2024-01-10 14:27:46 +0000 UTCIf Chad needs a CPATH machine I’ll send him my dad’s
John Robinson
2024-01-10 14:19:32 +0000 UTCI wanna watch an episode where y'all smoke weed 😂
Big Chungous
2024-01-10 14:17:11 +0000 UTCBro I was just thinking watch me be late to work watching this
John Robinson
2024-01-10 14:09:04 +0000 UTCLove watching these at work
Albert
2024-01-10 13:46:47 +0000 UTCdarcy tryna kill chad for snoring fr
Marc102
2024-01-10 13:46:30 +0000 UTCMissed you guys can't wait to see what you've been cooking up
Sixxpackattack
2024-01-10 13:36:22 +0000 UTCIt’s currently 5:30 for me and I have a face full of tears, really needed this rn boys
Pigeon
2024-01-10 13:33:36 +0000 UTCJapan changed you
Riley Hemburrow
2024-01-10 13:33:23 +0000 UTCtime to take a shit
Marc102
2024-01-10 13:32:26 +0000 UTCgrog
Ensalada
2024-01-10 13:31:42 +0000 UTCwooooohooo sober pod is back. thanks boys!!!!🥳
shittany
2024-01-10 13:31:40 +0000 UTCLFG
Leon Romeo
2024-01-10 13:26:59 +0000 UTC
