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We WASTED $20,000 on Custom Etsy Junk [EXTENDED]

HELLO COLD ONES PATREONS!

Check out this extended cut of the ultimate unboxing extravaganza with $20k worth of mind-boggling Etsy treasures, including some exclusive goodies just for you!

Sadly, we had to fire Darcy to fund this madness. We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors (just kidding, please don't quit darcy.)


Enjoy!

We WASTED $20,000 on Custom Etsy Junk [EXTENDED]

Comments

love my homeboy being dressed as Shaggy

Océane

Max is acting like a sook

MattY

The cock with legs 🤣

Jason

My name leg

Joseph Banks

Okay so they are as spontaneous as they are in the original vid

Squishyshit

That Peter rug was so much better.

Paco Hell

NAH FR DOE REST IN PEASE RYANS WORLD CANCER FUKING SUCKKS

dylan roblin

Im sorry but the suit had me fucking dying

Greeny Evo

I have also wasted money, $1700 on a coin

Damocles (Ezio334)

Max reigns supreme when it comes to any kind of art they do lol

Imogen

guys be like

cowsrbeefy

I am dyyyyying at the noise Chad makes @ 2:42 *lights on fire* NOOOO NOOO hubhuhhhbhb *frantic run*

Natasha Clarke

I guess we'll never know if they got 50% off for the Goomba from the Mario franchise painting 😢

Halonater96

I love gog

Mukseb

Its a skin tight suit idiots. Take your damn clothes off Max!

Derrik Waltz

Put out the smash bro vid

Isaac clarke

3:08:38 Darcy looks like the happiest fucking guy in the world

Johachim Gulstad

Leg

??Only a spoon full ??

Finally, wasted Patreon money 👨🏾‍🔬

Ronaldo A.

best patreon cut in a long while 3h+ is so good

3liott ☠

darcy shoulda worn it

Jose

yeah and a petite small woman

zeemo_beebo

For the sex suit I’m pretty sure you have to be nude to get in it

Liquidcyanide

Came for chads cock stayed for the 3 hour video

Edster425

Is Grog gonna be at BWS?

Drew Byron

Rat name idea: Geoffrold

Hayley Avis

Where's our smash bros video?

Hayley Avis

4 hours well spent

Vyacheslav Borzakov

prezoh, please make the ham merch

Blissful Blake

can we please get yellow ham grindset merch

Blissful Blake

yellow ham grindset

Prestley Nelson

Chad looks hot in glasses

Loz

Name one of the rats Phil Doggz. And then get the sucker on the show

Robbie Mitchell

So weird I never got an email about this one

Prestley Nelson

opening mail extended! 5:20 (chad cock n bawls) cold ones ian hecox 1:39:00 (chad COCK) 2010s challenge gauntlet 30:15(chad micropeen) as seen on tv products suck! 1:26:19 (chads ass) buying shit off wish 16:10 chad fucks a fleshlight) 17:00 (max n chad smoke unknown chinese herbs) shark tank extended cut 1:20:00 (chad ass play) apes make clay 2:12:00(chad fucks clay fan home invasion challenge 1:27:00(chad PEBIS)

zeemo_beebo

posting it again in these comments for new patreons!

zeemo_beebo

Watching this trying g to sleep gave me the weirdest dreams

Jesiah

Which ones

Lainey is that guy

We need an episode where max and chad completely decorate a blank room

James M

darcy be looking fine af

ratlas

loved this!

Emzy Wri

name one of the rats gog

Adem stanton

i would like for a tiny rat fucker to be named craigmond.

challison

NEED FROG IN A POT SHIRT

Creamy clary

the editing in the youtube version was a little Too chaotic for me, so I'm glad I can come watch this one and have more of a chill funny time with it, thanks boys

Louis Bryan

older vids have a chads cock timestamp comment by me lol if youre interested

zeemo_beebo

I was looking for the rat with the shopping cart the whole time😭

Tara Lassen

the tiny veggies with the costume notes are so cute :((

spoons

You said there were no black DBZ characters but what about Mr.Popo... Arguably the most black cartoon character of all time. Blacker than the entire boondocks cast and Wesley Snipes put together.

Big Fat Marshall

i am so excited for this 3+ hour episode!!!

shittany

Name one of the rats dale matt Watsons dads name

Samuel James

yup

Romeo

man he rly played among us

Romeo

i like when this website reduces the video quality and theres no way to fix it, EPIC!

Bananaba Mes

name one Grog

Thomas Waters

haha max talked chad out of the thanos statue but talked him into getting shitty oragami, max is the epitome of chaotic energy

Jose

Frank, obviously

Mikael Petersen

Make a section where it’s just the shit you blur and put patreon over. I bought this for cold ones porn!

Lainey is that guy

pls can i have guys be like?

Jack Sleeth

Inside jokes that the audience don't know about are a Shrimpson tradition.

Mister Writer

One of the rats should be named James Charles

Lucas Graham

i always look forward to seeing what they come up with when drawing stuff! you can tell max really knows how to draw even tho they both kinda shit on their own drawings, they always makes cool looking things and max seems to have a genuine artstyle which i really like, he drew a creature in another video aswell, with the small whiteboards lol that looked cool too!!

zeemo_beebo

I will pay for shipping if I can have that Guys Be Like painting! The funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Will hang it up in my barracks room for my sergeants to see when there are inspections 😂

Venom_Vic

This video has given me the urge to buya taxidermy rat dressed as a chef

Ramen Devil

me too #FullHomo

Rowan Bean

Me too, I watch the YouTube version for the editing. Sometimes it highlights moments that may go unnoticed and makes them even funnier.

Rowan Bean

i want one

Caitlyn McNally

Play smash ultimate pussies

Alyssa Mason

Randolph, Randolph, Randolph Randolph, Craig

Kurt Taylor

Still though, the newest vids on the yt have been very fast paced, haven’t you noticed?

KrigsSkip

name the rat darkaplier

Muck

Bro this was already 3.5 hours I think it needs to be edited down a little

Binko

name one of the rats cement

lonki.e

I would do Chad. #NoHomo

badass______

Omfg 3.5 hours YES@@@@@@@@@@

johnnypr0

YES! 3+ HOURS! LET'S GO!

Imogen

Please send banana craving to me 🥺🥺

vincent iorio

This was such a banger, the longer the vid the better

Goomba1280

Sorry for being so demanding before, super depressed and you guys hold me through the dark drinking times

Thomas Arney

name one of the rats johnny tightlips

haly smile

One of the mice needs to be Named Jeff and the artist one needs to be names Nicholas Cage (Because he is so talented yk😭)

RHYSISABOMB

gog rat

daria

letttttts....geeeeeeet........suuuuuuuuuussy!

Roland

all the shit Chad shattered on set and he's having a fucking stroke about a $150 piece of paper

Daniel Bledsoe

Steve, Charles, Rachael, Michael, Tyler

Brandon

Please try putting on the suit with lube😂its made to slip on!

Alex

Those fucking vegetables are the best I love them so much I need them they’re so cute

Cliff Baker

how to show yall i named a robot at amazon for u guys

Pussy Hitler

CHAD THANK US FOR YOUR HOUSE

Jaden Flores

Call one of the rats Scrud

Angus Keane

I want chads cat shirt so bad :=(

Aurora Gray

IDubbbz’s needs to chill the hell out before he gets aids

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

It’s good for its own reasons still. I watch both. the YouTube videos have some sick edits

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

The editing is slowly getting more and more rapidly paced, i prefer the unedited cut.

KrigsSkip

love u guys

Hugi Freyr Álfgeirsson

I don't even think I can watch their YouTube channel anymore. never will be as good at the original cut!

Sedona Celeste

This is my very first patron experience, best 5 dollars I have ever spent

Lauren frost

I just got Patreon because of ur previous video lmao keep it up guys

joe billy

We’re is the boobs

Rose Dolowy

This video made my nips wet

Dylan Otte

I dunno if you’re planning on keeping that “You’re my national treasure” mug but I would literally steal the Declaration of Independence to get that.

Jacky B

that fucking mask had me in tears holy shit

Chris Miles

poggers

Pedro Maggi

Can’t wait to see max wear THE THING BOTTOM TEXT

Gus Donnelly

bless this, I have a little over 3h left of work. legends 🙏🏼❤️

mcrfourever

I literally just watched the YT vid, now there's 3+ hours worth of Cold Ones to end the weekend LETSGO Hope yall had a great weekend bois, thank you and the editors and everyone for bringing funnee content once again ❤️

Eagle

Are you going to do an idubbz video where you call him gay?

ButterOnMySteak


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