Five Dolla

This one took me a while to unpick and find an order that works.  I think it would be a bit dull if it didn't have the melodic bridge parts but I didn't come up with them until near the end.  I like that there were so many gross grandpa suggestions because of the aborted grandpa song in the cartoon.  That kind of chaotic seeping is one thing I love about the collab projects.

Lyrics:

5 dolla in my pocket so nice

Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice

@RisqueBisquet  

Can't afford juice chew ice in my car

Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa

@13menrollingdown  

Two plus two plus zero plus one

I could buy a small fraction of a gun

@Turnil321 

5 dollars worth less every day

It's the reptilians fault I say

@SuperShadowGuard 

5 bucks, not enough for artichoke

Don't give a damn if I go broke

@SlashBolt 

It's called inflation and it's here to stay

Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way

@thisnameismine  

A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine

Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine

@clownymoosebean 

Five dollars used to buy a footlong

Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong

@lonewanderer7926  

Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop

Im the boss of the dollar shop

@thelegguy  

5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket

Not because he's dead, just because I care about him

5 dolla!  5 dolla!

@lonewanderer7926  

Every day I worked hard for this note

Even though it's not enough to fix my boat

@lonewanderer7926  

Such potential, what a time to be alive

Strutting around with my dollars five 

@eldonhoffman855  

Small change fills my pockets with elation 

Makes my moist groin subject to inflation

@thelordandsaviourcattochri3539  

My pocket's feeling light, and you know I'm down bad

5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad.

Five dolla getting sadder and sadder

Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder

@cheesyboygouda 

Wont remember nothing from tonight

Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right