Queen of the House

"Baby, do mommy a favor and get her a donut from the kitchen, please" The heavily pregnant woman on the couch asked the small three year old who was playing on the living room floor.

"Okay mommy!" Little Quinn said happily, clumsily jumping to her tiny feet and charging off to the kitchen (which was within eyesight) while a tall, bearded man stepped into the living room, two small jars in his large hands. He cast a disparaging look at the very smug looking woman, who propped her bare feet up on the small yellow cushion that she’d been using as a impromptu ottoman.

"I really, really wish you wouldn't do that, Jim" He grumbled as he lowered himself to the floor and began setting the small, paint filled jars in a careful, practiced row.

"My name is Crystal, JAMES" The pregnant woman, formerly James, said smugly, wiggling her toes at the man, "At least until my baby is born and you can FINALLY change us back. If I want to change back, of course" She said with a mischievous smile. "Its not MY fault if you decided to swap us and then got me knocked up, after all. Until then you just have to get used to ME being queen of the house!"

"I just don't want her getting used to the idea that you're her moth-" Crystal, now James began before the sound of pounding feet stopped him.

"HERE YOU GO MOMMY!" Quinn screamed as he charged back out of the kitchen, handing the donut to, as far as she knew, was her mother. Even if she and daddy had been acting weird since telling her that she was gonna be a big sister. 

"Oh thank you, honey. Mommy has been really hungry today!" 'Crystal' said, blowing her child a kiss. The little girl laughed and sat back down with her toys, while 'James' just grunted disapprovingly as he undid the top of the first jar and began applying it to his old body's toes as it took a victorious bite of the donut.

“Just don’t get her confused, all right? This isn’t permanent.” The former wife muttered. Oh why did he-ugh, why did SHE have to go convince James to try the Swapper machine? Once she'd knocked her old body up the Swapper's safety mechanism had activated and prevented any swap-backs until after the new baby was born! It was fun standing up to pee the first time, and not dealing with cramps and pads had been nice but Crystal was TIRED of being a guy! And having to shave her face or deal with her dick and balls chafing in underwear or getting caught in zippers! It didn’t help that she was jealous that, so far, James’s pregnancy had been super easy with hardly any morning sickness or any of the other problems that SHE’D gone through while carrying Quinn! And of course because she felt guilty, she’d been waiting hand and foot on James and his every little desire while the bump on her old stomach had kept growing larger and larger. Plus Crystal wanted get her body back in good condition, so she kept doing things little things like painting her own nails and teaching him all about being feminine to make sure her husband didn’t mess up her otherwise pristine body (and reputation)!

Not that it did anything to make James want to change back any faster. If anything it seemed to be making his new attitude even WORSE, which in turn meant more work for her! Ugh, the baby’s due date couldn’t come fast enough so things could get back to normal! She applied another coat to her old toenails in silence as her husband continued to munch on the sugary, carb-loaded treat.

"If I'd known it was this nice being waited on hand and foot by my boys, I would have suggested we swap a LONG time ago!" The queen of the house giggled as she leaned back and enjoyed the pampering...and toyed with the idea of staying like this!