Putting The Past Behind Them

In one corner of the Multiverse, a couple of quarreling friends on a less than stellar vacation find a way to put all their troubles behind them.

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Doug opened his eyes and sighed in comfort and relief as he found himself once more in the relaxing hot tub that was outside the private beach house that he and his best friend, Jared, had rented. It had all started out harmlessly, just two buddies hanging out for spring break at a resort with a bunch of hotties, but their less than spectacular skills at skiing or snowboarding (not to mention their chubby bodies) had left the two college Freshmen out of luck. They'd been laughed at and humiliated or flat out threatened by the more talented and hunky athletes when they'd tried cruising by the hotel pool to score dates and had retreated to their bungalow in defeat.

"Man, this fucking sucks! We spent all this money for nothing!" Jared had whined once they'd returned to the relative comfort of the cabin, "I could have gone home and spent break with my family! But nooo, I had to buy into your bullshit!"

"How was I supposed to know!? And let's not forget the certain jackass that kept fumbling his pickup lines! Maybe if you hadn't swallowed your own tongue so much in front of everyone we'd have a better chance! at impressing someone!" Doug had retorted.

Eventually the two friends, bitter as they were at each other and blaming the other for their failure to get dates, made their way to the hot tub that came with the cabin. They'd both slid into the steaming hot water and sat in silence, both too angry to talk with each other just yet. Until Doug had found a strange button on the hot tub's control console. Without really thinking about it, he'd pressed the button and POOF, he'd fallen flat on his face, somehow fully clothed, in the year 1985, outside of his grandparent's house! He'd panicked and tried getting inside, only to be chased off by his grandpa who'd come bursting out of the two story home with a shotgun! He'd eventually learned what had happened; somehow the button on the hot tub had sent him back in time! Doug had snuck to the nearby school and even saw his parents as children playing on the playground!

He was tempted to reveal himself, but the Freshman had seen enough science fiction films to know that getting involved in the past, especially with your own timeline, NEVER ended up well. So he'd simply walked his home town trying to figure out if he was stuck in the past forever or if he'd somehow return to the present. Doug was on the verge of despiar when there was a distant beeping noise in his ears and then POOF, suddenly he was back in the hot tub with Jared!, who had decided to start arguing with him once more.

"Man, if you're not even gonna talk to me, then I'm fucking leaving! Good luck even picking up some fat chick on your own, asshole!" Jared roared, hauling himself up out of the water and standing on the edge of the hot tub, a middle finger held in Doug's direction.

And that was when Doug got an idea. A wonderful, dangerous idea. The young man pressed the button on the console once more and vanished into the time-stream, returning to 1985. But instead of manipulating his own past, Doug spent the time twisting the timeline of Jared's family, changing the past and present. He'd get a few hours here and there, return to the present and find a different version of Jared standing over him! A Jared that seemed completely and ENTIRELY unaware of what had happened!

There had been a really fat Jared, a skinny Jared, a jock Jared, a ultra feminine Jared, a Trans-Woman Jared...And eventually Jared CEASED to be Jared at all! With each small change to the timeline Jared seemed to be turning more and more into a woman and then suddenly, after a timeline with NO Jared, another poof back resulted in a chubby girl standing over him, whining that she was bored and was feeling insecure about herself! POOF, another trip back and forth and the chubby girl was replaced with a little girl and Jared's who looked MUCH more attractive than she had before (and was clearly attracted to Doug), before finally, with enough precise manipulations of the fabric of space-time...Doug poofed back from 1985 once more.There, standing on the side of the hot tub in a nothing but a skimpy once piece swimsuit that barely contained her bulging breasts, was a knockout supermodel of a woman, clearly around the same age as Doug!

"Yes!" He said silently, looking up at his temporal handiwork.

"Hey Dougie..." The sexy brunette purred, "Did you think I'd let you sit out here all by your lonesome? Her face took on an over-dramatic and clearly playful pout as she posed, her rear just as stunning as her enormous breasts were, "Arn't you gonna ask your loving girlfriend to come in?"

"Fuck yes I am!" Doug almost squealed with excitement. The brunette minced across the tiles slowly, seductively, and kicked the sandles off one foot at a time before sliding a slender leg into the hot water. Her body trembled from the sudden heat, sending her perfect breasts jiggling to Doug's delight. She submerged herself all the way into the hot tub and slid over to him, pressing her perfect, time-sculpted body against his.

"I've been waiting for this all day, baby..." She whispered in his ear. Doug felt his penis throbbing, straining against his trunks as he wrapped his arms around her hips, tracing the sheer perfection of her skin beneath the bubbling water. She leaned in close with her full lips and large green eyes that swallowed up the entirety of his vision...

And then she shoved him aside and pressed the button on the console and vanished. Doug had only a moment to scream before he felt himself changing, his body morphing as his timeline was changed and changed...And then Jared, or rather, Jessica as his brain told him now, was back, grinning with mischief. Doug looked down and realized that he was a top heavy blonde with massive tits!

"Wha-How-WHY!?" Was all that Doug...No, Denise could squeal at the top of her sing-song voice. She tried to think about what had happened, how her plan had gone wrong, how somehow Ja..Jo...Um, Jessica could still, like, remember after she did the time travel thingy! But it was sooo hard to think now! Jessica must have, like, totes turned her into a bimbo and stuff!

But her struggling thought process ended when Jessica swam over to her and straddled Denise's taut and like, rockin' bod.

"Here's the thing, Douggie. I've watched just as many sci-fi movies as you and I could clearly remember what you were doing so...I decided to make some improvements for myself! Besides, I'm pretty sure you time-traveled me into a lesbian. Don't worry, I fixed it so we're super-rich and you're just my pretty little girl-toy! I'll take care of you, so just don't think too hard, okay?"

Denise felt a warmth that wasn't caused by this super awesome hot tub swell up from inside her. She wasn't really sure about what Jessica was saying but that, like, didn't matter. She said they were rich! But they'd always been rich, right? Oh, it was so hard to remember anything! But that didn't matter, all she  had to do was look pretty! Who needed brain when you were THIS hot?

The two women put their heads (and breasts) together and sighed in happiness. They kissed once more and as they began to make love, in full view of everyone they'd tried to impress, the past and it's troubles were forgotten and Jessica and Denise looked to their happy, sexy future together.