March | Patch Notes 🍀

We’re finally marching into the upcoming spring season…🌷 :3 

The days are getting longer, the sun is coming out, and we’ve got content pumping out left and right! I swear 2024 is going by too fast. I’ve seen some people say that the 2020 effect is over, and the feeling of time going by slowly is in the past. Do you guys feel that way? 🤔 Anyways, let’s march into some fun patch notes for this month!

🌸 SHIPPING + FULFILLMENT UPDATES - PEEPs, Secret Apparel

Most of you should have received your secret apparel and January + February PEEPs already. We ran into some shipping kinks with the January PEEPs (some got flagged as packages), but we’re hoping to have those fixed or re-sent ASAP. As for our March PEEPs, we’re moving forward with an automated process (a new fulfillment partner), so we’re hoping to have delivery and fulfillment running more smoothly in the upcoming months! Feel free to DM us on Patreon if you have any questions or concerns and we’ll sort everything out as needed.

📆 ANNUAL SUBBIES - Plushies and Rings

Annual subbies will be DM’d on Patreon sometime this weekend with information regarding the Ollie plush and OTV Ring! Additionally, opting in for the plush and ring means that you are placing the order for it through the shop and reconfirming/updating your shipping address as needed. Just for clarification, annual subscribers entail Patronis who have paid for the whole annual plan, which covers the subscription for the entire year.

Tier time, baby.

1️⃣ Tier 1:

• ⏱️ POOP 1: San Jose Adventures | 03/19: WE WENT TO THE BAY! Tune in to see what silly adventures we were up to in San Jose.
• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 1: Camping | 03/09: Time to break down our camping trip! We’re joined by Jason and Tom Nook (James) to talk about camping and the behind-the-scenes fun of how we somehow beat winter survival mode.
• ⏱️ BREAKDOWN 2: Yakuza | 03/23: We’re breaking down this crazy fever dream of a shoot. Things just kinda happened, and we’re not quite sure ourselves - so it’s time to break the chaos up and chat more about the Island Showdown!
• ⏱️ CLIPPIES 1 | 03/10: At this rate, Lauren is gonna turn into an executive chef with the amount of clippies she’s cooking up.

2️⃣ Tier 2:

• ⏱️ OTV TRIES 1: World Records with Toast | 03/16: Toast is taking on some new heights with this month’s OTV Tries! 🏅 How many world records can he speedrun?
• ⏱️ CCP | 03/12: Tune in for this month’s Cast and Crew Pod, with our goats Henry, James, and a new face Kimmy catching everyone up on what’s been springing around this season.
• ⏱️ OTV PODCAST: Extended Edition | 03/11: We’re bringing back the podcasts, but this time we’re giving you guys, our silly lovely Patronis, the extended glimpse of our talent’s yap session.

3️⃣ Tier 3:

• ⏱️ WORK WITH US | 03/19: Another month, another comfy work with us live! Don’t miss this stream to see what we’re brewing up.
• ⏱️ LIVE CCP | 03/12: We’re casting and crewing. Crewing with the cast? Casting with the crew. The crew being Henry, James, and Kimmy — LIVE!
• ⏱️ CREATIVE BRAINSTORM | 03/26: Brainstorming our way into the spring season, drafting some ideas up for some incoming summery vibes!

Dang, we marched through this month’s patch notes. 🤭 The weather is getting warmer, and we’re about to spring into one of the more exciting seasons of the year. Even though I’ll miss the winter drizzle, I think spring has its cutesy charm to it! To finish this patch notes off, I've got a quick question - what is everyone’s favorite season? Me personally, I'm a winter/early spring type of person!

Anyway, we’ll catch you guys next month for April’s Patch Notes! Stay tuned for some blossoming content hopping your way. 💐🐰

Marching out,

Yan // Your St. Patroni, OFFLINETV 🍀

(get it... St. Patrick?)