Out-Of-Placers #304: A Kassen Primer
Added 2025-01-29 07:31:16 +0000 UTCFurther edits required
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Ran knows who's got the hot gossip
Val Salia
2025-02-03 05:24:44 +0000 UTCRan hasn't worked up the courage yet
Val Salia
2025-02-03 05:24:33 +0000 UTCRan, can you tell my why there's no X on the groin? I feel like you're implying something Ran. What did you do, RAN?
ComicTF
2025-02-01 02:46:05 +0000 UTCWhat an interesting existence, I'd say!
Thorin N. Tatge
2025-01-30 07:56:37 +0000 UTCI think a character (Ran?) asked about this once, & Kassen responded with the equivalent of "SHUT UP"
Awkward Dragon
2025-01-29 16:49:55 +0000 UTC"To shreds, you say."
Merle Blue
2025-01-29 16:01:22 +0000 UTCHaha the stuff at the bottom including talking about juice details from Lupin.
William Swiftfoot
2025-01-29 15:40:56 +0000 UTCI would second that especially in regards to pronouns used. Does would Kass prefer the staff still use he/him or go with the biological sex?
Inq Variae
2025-01-29 15:22:01 +0000 UTCLove these info sheets.
Some Foxy
2025-01-29 15:19:22 +0000 UTCIt really is an inevitability that whenever I see anything about Kass, I'm inclined to think "Wow, what a horrible existence."
CEG
2025-01-29 14:50:49 +0000 UTCI love the informational pamphlets. I wonder if Ran has that update for Baxxid assignee contingency ready yet.
Thomas Halpin
2025-01-29 14:10:48 +0000 UTCTouch not she of the Elim bodyguard, thou wilt suffer greatly.
Matthew Vandiver
2025-01-29 13:23:41 +0000 UTCA good move. The body has desired contact spots but the whole Yinglet was bracketed with a “No”.
Vet
2025-01-29 12:05:40 +0000 UTCIf I'm not mistaken, Don't Yinglets have short loves compared to humans? Cause they may want to add that to the list of things to not bring up. New guard: "Ya' know. I am curious. Fo you have your old human lifespan or is it now a Yinglet's one?" Officer Kass: "AUUUUUGH!"
BiasMushroom721
2025-01-29 12:02:00 +0000 UTCWow, look at all those X's marking where Kass likes to be touched. Can't wait to give ear skritches since either she loves that or I'm misreading the chart, which I have decided against clarifying before giving said skritches.
ArcadeDragon
2025-01-29 11:07:33 +0000 UTCI imagine each of those Xs on the diagram has been personally tested by Ran.
PyroVulpes
2025-01-29 10:55:39 +0000 UTCAfter all, it wouldn't be Ran if he weren't trolling the shit out of someone.
Vicroc4
2025-01-29 10:49:44 +0000 UTCRan. Ran. Please. At least run this by Kassen before it's officially released. You WILL learn what kind of damage a yinglet shelltooth can do if you don't. Edit: Though I have to say it is remarkably respectful considering, well, Ran.
Vicroc4
2025-01-29 10:46:18 +0000 UTCmm. yinglet
Flora P-Stylianides
2025-01-29 09:32:09 +0000 UTCIf not pet then why pet shaped?
Salodni Ikkis
2025-01-29 09:31:10 +0000 UTCDo NOT pet the yinglet, you WILL get court-martialed.
ContaTM
2025-01-29 09:19:47 +0000 UTCProbably both
Falloutgamer347
2025-01-29 08:37:34 +0000 UTCThe revisions are to frame the progression to section B in a way that maximizes spit-take potential for other officers when they read this over morning coffee
Avi (yinglet)
2025-01-29 08:11:21 +0000 UTCKass is about to get so many yinglet pats.
Delfi
2025-01-29 07:45:15 +0000 UTCAh yes, Speak to Lopin for all the juicy details. I forsee this ending absolutely fine, totally normal... for everyone involved. Mhmm.
Fox Starwing
2025-01-29 07:37:27 +0000 UTCIn that yinglet smell in that they smell like a yinglet or that they can smell like a yinglet
LenoraTheYinglet
2025-01-29 07:35:20 +0000 UTC
