Just got a very pregnant foster cat, so I present to you: The Preggopool! - Come bet via donation to animal rescues, winner gets a private audio of me rambling about anything you want while moaning your name

I just got a new foster tonight :)

I'm calling her Chancey.

Since I won't stop thinking about her all night anyway, I decided to have some fun with it, and hopefully get some donations to cat rescues, as this is a really crucial time of year for them with kitten season coming into full swing- as sweet Chancey is showing.

Rules are simple, you place your "bet" by donating any amount that is at least equivalent to USD10$ to any charity that involves cats. Preferably pick a rescue close to you, but any legitimate cat-related charity will be accepted. Buying something from their wishlist is also accepted. Take a screenshot(blank out your personal info) as proof of confirmation, and post it on THIS REDDIT POST along with your guesses on what our soon-to-be mama is popping out.

The first qualifier is the number of kittens she will have.

I'm thinking multiple people will be in the running at this point, so the next qualifier is the coloring of the kittens.

There are so many possibilities I won't list them all, however, be as specific as possible- instead of saying for instance "Orange", say "Solid bright orange" or "Dilute Orange" or "Orange Tabby" or Orange and white" or even "Orange Tabby and white".

I may ask for clarification if it is too vague.

Chances are good mama is having more than one kitten, so you must pick a color(or even the same color) for every kitten in the litter.

An example of a proper "bet" reply on this thread would be as follows:

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My Entry

I think Chancey will have 4 kittens.

2 kittens will be brown tabby and white like their mama, one kitten will be orange tabby and white, and one will be black.

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I will either confirm your bet is accepted, or ask for clarification on coloring, or ask you to fix your entry.

And then we all wait for the special day!

She could pop any hour, or anytime in the next few days/weeks.

Once mama goes into labor, no more entries will be accepted.

After all of the kittens are born and happily nursing, pictures will be taken and the winner decided on.

In the case that multiple people guess the right combo, we will go into the tie-breaker bit, where you must then guess the genders of each kitten corresponding with their colors. If multiple people get it right at this point, I'll be making more than one audio.

In the case that no entry is exactly right, the entry closest will win- if there are multiple entries close, we will again go to gender guess as to the tie-breaker.

Once a winner is decided, I will send you a private message asking what you want me to ramble about while moaning your name! The next time I record, I will make it special and send the finished audio to any email you want, never to be shared with anyone but you.

A few questions I will answer before asked:

1 entry per person, no matter how much you donate. I will neither confirm nor deny if larger amounts donated would correlate to the winner getting a longer file or not.

I am the only judge of what color is what. Anything I decide is final, always. I can change any part of this at any time, and have full rights to refuse a winner if they piss me off.

The prize is not a full hypnosis file. It will be improv and not scripted. It will be a 5-10 minutes file, so it can't be terribly complex past something like "I want you to be a succubus moaning about baking cookies while blowing me" or "pls just say drop and clench and my name over and over with snaps"- don't worry, if you win I will make sure you like what you get. ;)

I can at any time say no to anything you ask. I do not create content themed on age, incest, beast, scat or other things I find gross. If you in any way press this, I will tell you to go to bad pervert horny jail, and no audio for you.

If you have any other questions(related to the preggo cat and the preggopool), please feel free to ask them on this thread, and I will answer them as I can!

I hope you have as much fun with this as I will, and please excuse any mistakes or awkwardness, as I can’t say I’ve ever run a preggopool before.

Edit to add: I have also now made a separate PreggoPool, that is free to enter with the prize being a sub 1 minute moaning of your name :)