Erotic extended cut: You're The King's Consort, but Your Royal Protector Longs For You
Added 2025-06-01 19:51:32 +0000 UTCErotic extended cut of this audio.
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Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects: Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) — used with permission
Comments
I just *love* the way ser Mallory worships the consort's body. Now I really want to know how they will pursue their relationship.
Zaphod Frobisher
2025-09-16 19:06:11 +0000 UTC💕 i luv sir mallory and the way he mutters😂 eel pie sounds tart and salty😳💕
CandyGurl🍫
2025-08-11 03:39:00 +0000 UTCI have a feeling we're buying fancy bangles so we have something to barter when we try to fully escape with our knight?👀
Aloma Jones
2025-07-15 19:00:06 +0000 UTCI'm absolutely in love with this Handsome Knight! Please make more where we sneak around behind the king's back to meet up in secret!
Azalea Angel
2025-06-11 05:39:49 +0000 UTCHow did Dan collapse lung stories start........because like oh boy, not again Dan.
Katie Hughes
2025-06-06 05:13:15 +0000 UTCOk but imagine a plot twist that the king actually used this as a ploy to set up his “favourite” knight with someone to actually make him happy? And the King himself is asexual and is trying to do everything to NOT perform his “official duty” of sleeping with his consort👀 Also DAMN IT DAN GET YOUR LONG FIXED
HiddenHijinxofRavenclaws
2025-06-05 04:24:38 +0000 UTCThis was instantly one of my favorites, and I really hope we get more from this storyline. 🖤
Tara Bryn
2025-06-04 16:18:51 +0000 UTCUgh, how do you manage to make something so spicy hit me in the feels, too? Love it. I hope we do figure out how to get away from the king. I'm just saying, faking our deaths is always an option.
Birdybell
2025-06-03 03:21:51 +0000 UTCNo one does it like him. I don't even mean the audio porn part of it (though that's quite enjoyable lol), just the whole production value, dedication to the acting, variety of scenarios and creation of the atmosphere are so fucking good. AND he's inclusive, even though these type of audios are typically mostly consumed by female audiences? Cherry on top.
keplers cat
2025-06-02 20:31:13 +0000 UTCMore please! More Ser Mallory and the Consort! Secret rendezvous in the garden. A trip to the local tavern. A tryst in a local brothel? A night at the opera where the King fails to make an appearance. And us the consort seem to garner the favor and adoration of the people? Perhaps a coup to make us Queeeeeeen?! I just want more... I love being the person to be protected. Thank you. I have been waiting for this!
Rose_Bulbasaur
2025-06-02 07:07:54 +0000 UTCThe question becomes, is Daniel and his collapsible lung immortal or the progenitor of a peculiarly cursed line.
L
2025-06-02 06:32:39 +0000 UTCOkay, from the previous audio I was expecting how passionate it was, but it was also so soft and sweet?! I also really liked the discussion of how Ser Mallory and the listener had been watching each other and wanting. Really helped drive the moment. Plus the only occasional but ease that the cursing comes with. The line about being shirtless and beating the shit out of a training dummy? Fire 🔥
DragonRose
2025-06-02 03:56:39 +0000 UTCI have no words. I actually got a bit choked up at this one. This was beautiful and I loved it so much. Thank you for this and thank you for all your hard work putting it all together!
Skiff Palmer
2025-06-02 02:20:10 +0000 UTCThis was so, sooooo well done I'm legitimately glad I paid good money for it. Your talent is priceless ❤️❤️❤️
Lacey
2025-06-02 00:06:38 +0000 UTCI always love these extended cuts. LOVVEEEE Ser Mallory worshipping MC as he should, can't wait to see what comes for their story
Sun Solare
2025-06-01 22:27:05 +0000 UTCOh Ser Mallory! This extended edition was just as wonderful as I'd been hoping. "I kiss these fingers as if they are the knucklebones of saints." Okay, and I ran into a door because of this line so 💀😂
AnaTui
2025-06-01 21:49:27 +0000 UTCCan I just say thank you for all the work you do? I’ve been thinking it, but you really are the only creator I know that not only does an extended cut of things, but you also make several different versions of them to be inclusive! That’s fuckin amazing man!
Frog Water
2025-06-01 20:17:08 +0000 UTCThank you for the extended cut of this characters journey phas and Audrey gotta say as well I loved the combat aspect of it in the original made it feel like like we were on the battlefield fighting good job on the immersion front well done oh and who can forget the playing of the song so cute and sweet as well may I say as well happy pride month to those who celebrate it as well
Madison Shelton
2025-06-01 19:57:57 +0000 UTC
