PhasmidASMR

Stuck With Your Stupid Sexy Coworker In A Car During a Thunderstorm

There is something about Audric that drives you crazy in the best way. He is breathtakingly pretty and utterly annoying in equal measure—not to mention sharp and snarky in all the ways you love to hate. But do you get under his skin as much as he gets under yours? When the two of you end up driving to a work conference together, you find you have the perfect opportunity to find out.

Performance and editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle
Thumbnail art (soon!): Makotoritsu (https://bsky.app/profile/makotoritsu.bsky.social)

Erotic Extended Cut: Your Crush Accidentally Triggers a Lust Spell During Your Dungeon Crawl

Erotic extended cut of this audio.

In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener character has a vagina. If they should have a penis, click here.

Performance and editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle
Thumbnail art: Makotoritsu (https://bsky.app/profile/makotoritsu.bsky.social)
Additional sound effects courtesy of Tabletop Audio (http://tabletopaudio.com)

Your Crush Accidentally Triggers a Lust Spell During Your Dungeon Crawl

Find the erotic extended cut of this audio here.

Normally you’re not one for dungeon crawling—the monsters don’t bother you, but the puzzles give you the worst performance anxiety. You make an exception after an old crush invites you along to raid a wizard’s tower. For all your planning, neither of you are prepared for what happens next. For all the lust spell might have been cast accidentally, your feelings for one another are anything but.

Performance and editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle
Thumbnail art: Makotoritsu (https://bsky.app/profile/makotoritsu.bsky.social)
Additional sound effects courtesy of Tabletop Audio (http://tabletopaudio.com)

art will be along later - i'm going to commission a lot more human art from now on, and will release stuff for patreon early access before the art is ready, as soon as the audio is edited.

Erotic Extended Cut: Pampered By Your Vampire Boss After Inviting Him In

Erotic extended cut of this audio. Written by Audrey. Content warning: biting (singular, on leg, near end of audio).

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Pampered By Your Vampire Boss After Inviting Him In

You wanted to show Lucien how much you’ve progressed since he hired you. Leave it to a vampire to see right to the heart of the matter: in spite of the brave face you show the world, life has been very difficult and very lonely. Fortunately, Lucien understands.

Performance & Editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)

Look forward to an erotic extended cut coming tomorrow.

Love,
Phas 💖

Trapped In Limbo With Your Spirit Guardian

When a hell mouth opens in the middle of your village, you don’t think, you just grab the closest thing you can use as a weapon—which happens to be your late grandmother’s walking stick—and try to beat the monsters back.

You don’t survive the attempt. Instead of the afterlife, you find yourself in Limbo, where the slain spirits of heroes go to be revived again and again as they rid the world of all things monstrous. It’s there that your Guardian informs you that your grandmother’s beloved walking stick was actually your grandmother’s demon slaying staff, and you inherited her duties after it awakened at your touch.

Fortunately, Adrian is here to help you in any way he can.

Performance & Editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects:Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) — used with permission

Your Psychic Boyfriend Helps You Unwind After a Horrible Week

When you find yourself unable to calm down after a truly hellish week, your psychic boyfriend offers to help you in the same way he’s helped so many of his clients: by projecting soothing memories directly into your mind. You soon discover this isn’t a typical relaxation session—with you, it’s an intimate act of pure adoration.

Written by Audrey.

Your Royal Protector Takes You On a Secret Date and Bares His Heart

After a maddening day of trying of enduring embarrassments and interruptions galore, you are finally able to steal a private moment together in the guise of Sir Mallory giving you some much-needed horseback riding lessons.

Written by Audrey. Naturally, an erotic extended cut will be coming soon.

Love,
Phas 💖

30 minutes of just heavy breathing

okay, it's not just heavy breathing. there's some moaning and gasping in there too.

i have a studio again! and i think i'm going to start recording lots of little bits and pieces like this. it's such a joy to have my own tightly-controlled space where i can guarantee the quality of sound. i did something like this a while back (holy shit. over 2 years ago. i can't believe how long i've been doing this for). i thought it was worth doing it again - everything about my setup has changed and is much higher quality since then.

this was originally a 10-minute recording. i looped it 3 times to make it nice and long for you. there is a bit of an "ending" to it, so if you know roughly what amount of time you might need, you could start it half-way through.

thanks for your patience while i was getting back on my feet, folks. there's plenty coming soon. i've a collab thing on the way, something recorded yesterday that i will edit over the next day or so with plans to release it this weekend, and lots more in the pipeline.

streams starting again soon, too.

love,
phas 💖

Your Butler Falls In Love With You (cumpilation) - Erotic Extended Cut

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Your Butler Falls In Love With You (compilation)

As the series is completely - at least for now - I thought I would put together a compilation of every episode featuring our favourite valet, Harley. Naturally, a version including the Patreon-exclusive scenes will come tomorrow.

Love,
Phas 💖

Erotic Extended Cut: Making A Home Together With The Beast

Erotic extended cut of this audio.

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Performance & Editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)

this release definitely isn’t up to my usually quality standards - while i’m between homes and living with my sister, it’s been very hard to find a good environment for recording. but! i have signed a lease and will be moving into a new home with a GREAT studio space on the 28th, so we should be back to normal - both in terms of quality and release frequency - soon. thanks for your patience and understanding in the meantime

love,

phas 💖

Making A Home Together With The Beast

The death of Beast’s magical garden is a terrible blow to you both. With no research and no purpose, your Beast struggles to decide what to

The death of Beast’s magical garden is a terrible blow to you both. With no research and no purpose, your Beast struggles to decide what to do next as old doubts and fears come bubbling to the surface. After you convince him to take you on a hunt, the answer ends up being surprisingly simple.

Early access! Look out for a Patreon-exclusive erotic extended cut in a day or two :)

Performance & Editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)

Rescuing An Abandoned Synth

wow i finally wrote something. it's been a long time.

partly inspired by Detroit: Become Human (obviously).

sorry there's been a longer gap than usual between releases. i'm between homes right now, currently living with my sister, and so finding space and time to record is proving difficult. thanks for your patience. hopefully won't be long before i've got a place of my own again.

love,
phas 💖

Erotic extended cut: Corrupting Your Man of God Just a Bit More

Erotic extended cut of this audio.

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Getting To Know Your Royal Protector

During your journey to your new estate, a rainstorm and muddy roads leave you stuck inside your carriage with a knight who loathes you. After the two of you indulge in a drinking game, you learn his feelings toward being assigned to you are more complicated than you thought. It’s a shame he won’t remember much of the conversation.

Early access! Note: chronologically, this is set before the first roleplay featuring Sir Mallory. We wanted to give him and the listener more background :)

Credits:
Performance & Editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects: Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) — used with permission

Corrupting Your Man of God Just a Bit More

Comfort must rely upon your steadfast affections and reassurances as the two of you settle down to rest in Norwich. Upon traversing the city, you are both shocked to run into Comfort’s oldest friend in the most unlikely of places.

Early access.

Performance & Editing: Phasmid ASMR
Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects: Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) — used with permission

Erotic extended cut: You're The King's Consort, but Your Royal Protector Longs For You

Erotic extended cut of this audio.

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Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects: Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) — used with permission

You're The King's Consort, but Your Royal Protector Longs For You

You had dreams of becoming a troubadour before the king claimed you as his consort. As your royal paramour smothers you with gifts and servants, your creative soul withers. All you can think about are the dreams you lost. You didn’t expect to find an understanding ally in the gruff knight hired to protect you, but somehow he understands how being the favourite of those in power can sting.

Script: Audrey (patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle)
Additional Sound Effects: Tabletop Audio (patreon.com/tabletopaudio) — used with permission

Look forward to an erotic extended cut of this audio coming tomorrow

Love,
Phas 💖

Sharing An Unexpected Bond With A Flirty Merman Test Subject

When you get a call about a sick merman at 5:30 in the morning, your only thought is that you’re excited to learn more about a species you’ve only read about in textbooks. You had no idea he could talk. Furthermore, you’re pretty sure your test subject is hitting on you.

Early access! Written by Audrey.

I'm a little behind on production of Patreon exclusives - very sorry about this. I'll try my best to make it up to you soon!

Love,
Phas 💖

On The Run With A Corrupt Man Of God

With the danger passed, you and Comfort talk about what happens next.

Early access. Written by Audrey.

Erotic extended cut: Helping The Beast To Face His Inner Demons

Erotic extended cut of this audio. Written by Audrey.

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• Have breasts and a penis, click here.

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Helping The Beast Face His Inner Demons

Ever since you fell through the floor, Callistus has been extra protective of you—and increasingly blameful of himself. He is convinced his emotions are a danger to you. It’s time to prove to him that he isn’t the monster he thinks he is, and that it’s all right to get angry and overwhelmed sometimes.

Early access! Written by Audrey. Look forward to an erotic extended cut of this coming some time next week :)

Love,
Phas 💖

Erotic cut: Your Butler Defends You Against Your Abusive Father

Here is the erotic extended cut of this audio, written by Audrey.

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Your Butler Defends You Against Your Abusive Father

The rosy morning after James confesses his feelings toward you is almost ruined by the sudden appearance of a letter from your father - with the news that he has set you up to be engaged! Fortunately your valet is here to help you take a stand.

Written by Audrey. Look forward to the erotic extended cut of this audio coming tomorrow!

Love,
Phas 💖

Erotic cut: Your Ghost Boyfriend Would Rather Stay At Your Side

Erotic extended cut of this audio, written by Audrey.

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Your Ghost Boyfriend Would Rather Stay At Your Side

He had a chance to explore eternity, but he decided he chose to spend it with you.

Early access! Written by Audrey.

Thanks for your patience while I was very busy with difficult life events, and then getting over a nasty cold. Congestion does so play havoc with my ability to record these things, especially when a lot of heavy breathing is required such as for my erotic work. That has now mostly passed, so with luck I will be able to resume my normal schedule.

Look forward to an erotic extended cut of this coming tomorrow :)

Love,
Phas 💖

Corrupt Man of God Confesses That He Loves You

You’ve been on the run before—Comfort-in-Faith hasn’t. All you want to do is ease his burdens.

Early access. Written by Audrey.

Erotic cut: The Beast Saves Your Life and Treats Your Wounds

Erotic extended cut of this audio. Written by Audrey.

In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener is female and has a vagina. For other options, see below.

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The Beast Saves Your Life and Treats Your Wounds

After a harrowing accident, you are left in the Beast’s capable hands. As he patches you up, he finally tells you the rest of his story.

Written by Audrey. Look forward to an erotic extended cut of this audio coming tomorrow!