Improv: Your Boyfriend Makes You A Cup Of Tea and Ponders Orbs [failed experiment lol]
Added 2023-05-14 16:32:00 +0000 UTCin this long ramble i talked about wanting to make a roleplay that was entirely improvised. here's my first attempt, and it's definitely a total failure hehehe
i just hit record without any ideas in my head, not even a character or a premise, and started making noise. turns out that's a terrible idea, at least when you have very little experience doing improv. i'm defo a writer, not an improviser.
i might do something improvised again in the future, but with a premise to start with, and maybe a barebones outline of a plot. that might go a little better.
i hope you're at least able to have a chuckle at this failed attempt.
with love,
phas ๐
Comments
"the blood stained the pavement" I giggled so hard, because yes, that's the problem ๐. I loved this "like your part of an asmr role-play". ๐
Pocari
2025-07-30 13:06:19 +0000 UTC*laughing* At the end, I was like "Where the f*ck is he going right now ?! WTF is dat orb stuff ?!" aaaaand you burst into laughing. And I did too. That was funny ! XD
Jayce
2025-07-05 14:28:28 +0000 UTClol itโs not a failure if it makes people happy. I was laughing along with you. A cuppa, a โrubโ (ahem) and a good laugh were just what I needed at the end of a stupidly hot and humid work day ๐คฃ P.S. hope the vaccine is coming along ๐
Peace Angel Mystic๐๏ธ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ
2024-01-29 07:51:31 +0000 UTCi was watching this at 4am as some kind of sleep aid and i actually burst out laughing with you because of ORB SILENCEโฆ ure so cute holy shit this was hilarious ๐ญ๐ญ
BerriesandalsoCream
2023-10-07 03:26:07 +0000 UTCThe last two minutes were the best. Your laugh ๐ ๐
Allie G
2023-08-04 07:02:49 +0000 UTCI'm obsessed with this audio. Well fucking done
Claire Hanser
2023-07-20 19:04:53 +0000 UTCI love that this turned into a "Nope" reference ๐คฃ but also I'm a little creeped out by it ๐
El
2023-07-09 02:32:15 +0000 UTCThis was far from failed, my good man. You kept the flow up for so long.
Arcana (He Him)
2023-07-02 01:29:29 +0000 UTCโGive it a little pokeโ had me dying
MermaidQueen72
2023-06-05 03:15:59 +0000 UTCThis devolved into the best kind of invasion of the body snatchers silliness.
Banshee
2023-05-22 19:12:22 +0000 UTCThis was very adorable. <3 I had a giggle and it really brightened my afternoon. Thank you <3
Kitty
2023-05-16 20:15:05 +0000 UTCYou said orb in the sky and I thought the sun. I hate looking at the sun too being nocturnal. Then you said alien orb and started laughing hard. And I needed it.
Drusilla
2023-05-16 01:07:59 +0000 UTCyes, please hug all the stress away, I would feel so much better :D
Queen Zelda
2023-05-15 17:59:39 +0000 UTCThis here was so funny xD the orb silence was amazingly effective
Rossรฉ
2023-05-15 15:33:44 +0000 UTCThis was absolutely hilarious. Definitely good content.
MagicBitch
2023-05-15 05:49:56 +0000 UTCI had to stop and collect my beans for a bit omfg ๐ O R B S I L E N C E Failed experiments are a good chance to learn, but also I absolutely loved hearing you laugh because your whole voice just lights up.
Andi Daniel
2023-05-15 05:46:30 +0000 UTCOk I'm at 3 mins and it's going well, so cute! Although you've established you're shit at making tea, cooking, and massages ๐ uh oh...we are going downhill at 4.5 mins lmaoooo yes, poke the orb ๐ omfg...totally off the rails, what is happening?!? Hahahahhaha oh you've totally lost it...omg ๐๐๐ I'm dying...orb silence!!!! ๐ lmfaooooo omg phas!!! Well you got halfway before it started going wrong lol that was hilarious!!
Snwbby197
2023-05-15 04:13:21 +0000 UTCAlright, I relistened, and the whole orb thing read like a "Welcome to Night Vale"-phenomena๐คฃ๐๐ผ
Julla308
2023-05-15 02:24:46 +0000 UTCThis was a riot. ๐ I went from 'How nice, now I have a British boyfriend who hums pleasantly and makes tea with just the right amount of milk' ๐ค and then suddenly Bleeding Orb in the Sky and then the 4th wall was just savaged...then the laughter...I dunno, seems like mission successful to me, just for a VERY niche audience. I apparently am in that audience because I got a really good laugh out of it. I can't improvise for shit so this seemed like goals to me. ๐
grey roses
2023-05-15 01:24:12 +0000 UTCThe orb told me to write this, hopefully itโs appeased nowโฆ
Ale Humano
2023-05-15 01:16:00 +0000 UTCI was laughing so hard. Thank you so much, that was a treat
Ale Humano
2023-05-15 01:15:30 +0000 UTConce again; seek help please
Jenna
2023-05-15 00:30:49 +0000 UTCZonai orb prob
Shira
2023-05-14 23:16:10 +0000 UTCTHE ORB IS SENDING ME THIS IS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT
sageiisms
2023-05-14 19:15:57 +0000 UTCI mean, at the end there, it seemed to move towards "Boyfriend thinks he's trapped in an ASMR audio", which I think could potentially be a very fun and interesting premise๐ Improv can be really hard, especially for those that aren't used to it. Generally, you should always have at least an idea of what you want to improv about, or where you want the improv to go, so considering you started 100% from scratch, that was really well done!! The first minutes honestly felt like such a natural, everyday kind of domestic convo, and it was so nice!
Julla308
2023-05-14 19:09:26 +0000 UTCHonestly it was pretty hilarious, I couldn't help but laugh with you in the end, so that's hardly a failure ๐ Nice breakthrough of the 4th wall, those always make me giggle.
JYMMA
2023-05-14 18:59:59 +0000 UTC"Orb silence" also made me giggle. Gonna keep that in my memory bank.
Iris Towers
2023-05-14 18:46:54 +0000 UTCI thought it said "Boyfriend Ponders Your Orbs" and assumed it was a metaphor for something lewd. ๐คฃ
Myneghon
2023-05-14 17:41:06 +0000 UTCDon't see how this is a failure. Love the laughter โค๏ธ. Improve always starts with some kind of idea , recommend who's line is it anyway. Thanks for sharing anyway ๐
Cynthia Glos
2023-05-14 16:47:17 +0000 UTCYou have not the slightest idea how much I needed something like this. If this is what you think is a failure you can fail more often ๐๐ thank you.
Teddy R.
2023-05-14 16:41:20 +0000 UTCTHE BLOODY ORB WHAT
WildEmu
2023-05-14 16:40:36 +0000 UTC
