June 18 Update
Added 2023-06-18 17:00:02 +0000 UTCI'm on vacation, so this is Robo-Sierra. I should be back by next weekend, so meanwhile just enjoy this new beach Yarra from Annikath. ^-^
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Now available in all good toystores, alongside Nurse Qum, Empress Nalili and Deep Dive Riala*. *Megail insisted all the costumes from the failed Underwater Action™ toyline had to be recycled one way or the other.
Rachnera
2023-06-24 08:19:05 +0000 UTCBeach Yarra Beach Yarra
Barissia
2023-06-23 08:50:57 +0000 UTCGet off while you get healthy. Simon got all the best pick-up lines.
Nathan Phoenix
2023-06-21 23:52:26 +0000 UTCWhile Incubus Kings can't turn their semen into all-purpose distribution liquid, in the case of benevolent ones it does have healthful and protective properties.
Sierra Lee
2023-06-21 14:13:39 +0000 UTCCould Incubus King magic actually imbue semen with moisturizing and UV protecting properties?
Hotenhornay
2023-06-19 18:54:24 +0000 UTCFor a minute I thought the bottle said Simons spooge
Nathan Phoenix
2023-06-19 00:32:38 +0000 UTCHave a great vacation!
Nick
2023-06-18 23:04:27 +0000 UTCI'm impressed that Simon Lotion provides 500 SPF protection. Given the current UK heatwave, I'd be tempted to order some myself, if not for my suspicions about its ingredients and production methods...
Lamsey
2023-06-18 17:10:40 +0000 UTC
