Listen up you greasy goblins— The merch tier about to close and we have a tantalizing offer for existing and new patrons!
If we get 10 more new or upgraded Merch Tier members this month, and TJ is gonna recreate Boogie eating an ENTIRE jar of mayo. That’s right, mayo dripping down his chin, mayo clogging his arteries, mayo haunting his dreams. You don’t want it… but you NEED it.
If we get 20 more new or upgraded Merch Tier Members TJ will face a reckoning! Scotty will force TJ to FINALLY to see how many tendies he can eat! Will he set a record… or will he shit his britches live on camera like a shame-soaked toddler at a county fair?
The Merch Tier already gets you exclusive goodies and sick-ass merch, but now it’s also your ticket to TJ’s public humiliation and possible digestive collapse.
All new merch tier members will also receive a signed Senor Tomat poster! Remember in three days the Merch Tier closes until November!
Mayo. Tendies. Shitted britches. LEGACY.
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