DFFPodcast posts
Onion Nuggetz 11/7/25
WE BURNED DOWN NEW JERSEY - MAMDANI ELECTED - DICK CHENEY DEAD
2025-11-08 04:57:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Upcoming Schedule
Because of the meetup, we will be splitting our off week. There will be no Onion Nuggetz tomorrow or next Tuesday. We will be back next Friday. Paid patrons will get a new DFF Saturday the day of the meetup. Looking forward to seeing some of you there!
2025-10-30 23:54:52 +0000 UTC View Post
WTF is Twilight?
Thank you to all of our paid patrons that gave us such glowing reviews for the uncensored version. If you have time, we'd really appreciate you leaving a like and comment on this video. To our free patrons, what are you waiting for? Click this video right now! This is the most chaotic, high effort, and hilarious Twilight Saga review you're ever going to find.
2025-10-28 15:35:52 +0000 UTC View PostWTF is Twilight? Uncensored Version
If you like it, we'd really appreciate you checking out the public censored version on the Cinema for Cynics channel tomorrow and leaving a like and comment.
2025-10-27 15:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post
THE TRIUMVIRATE OF CHAOS — OFFICIAL DFF MEETUP SHIRT VOL 1 (1/2)
THE TRIUMVIRATE OF CHAOS — OFFICIAL DFF MEETUP SHIRT VOL 1 (1/2)
ONLY AVAILABLE AT PESSIMIST.CO THESE WILL NOT BE SOLD AT THE MEETUP!
Three harbingers of degeneracy. One unholy convergence.
Summoned straight from the swirling void between enlightenment and Taco Bell fourth meal, this shirt immortalizes the sacred Triumvirate: the Wizard of Nihilism evoking eldritch butterflies of doom… the Trench-Coat Prophet brooding like he just taxed your soul… and the Sunglasses Revenant, hands in pockets, not impressed with your mortal concerns.
Printed in beautifully cursed high-detail illustration — looks like a Renaissance woodcut commissioned by a cult you definitely shouldn’t join… but probably will anyway.
Perfect for:
The 2025 DFF Meetup (Jersey, Nov. 1st — don’t show up shirtless like a fool)
Wardrobe signaling to strangers that you are either intelligent… or dangerous… or both
Premium fabric. Heavy ink. Museum-level blasphemy.
Wear it to the meetup. Wear it to court.
Honor the Triumvirate. Become the Disorder.
Snag it here: https://pessimist.co/
2025-10-24 03:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post
