ATTENTION, MERCH LORDS!
Added 2025-03-12 23:07:58 +0000 UTCAlright, listen up—this message is ONLY for the elite. The top-tier. The absolute legends who make up our Merch Tier. That’s you.
You’re not just any supporter—you’re the backbone of Onion Nuggetz, the chosen few who deserve nothing but the best. YOU ARE THE BEST!
🔥 THE "KID ROCK" SHIRT & SWEATSHIRT 🔥
The ONLY piece of clothing that truly captures the spirit of Kid Rock—with 100% historical accuracy. No debates. No questions. Just pure, untamed, definitely-not-Paul energy.
🎁 BUT WAIT—YOU GET MORE!
Because you’re part of the Merch Tier, you get an exclusive 20% off with your special VIP code:
🤑 ALLSUMMERLONG20 – 20% OFF EVERYTHING
👉 Use it here: https://pessimist.co/discount/ALLSUMMERLONG20?redirect=%2Fcollections%2Ffrontpage
🏆 Why This is Perfect for You:
✅ You’re already superior—now dress like it.
✅ 20% off because you deserve it.
✅ The Kid Rock shirt & sweatshirt are exclusive, just like you.
✅ You are keeping Onion Nuggetz alive—and looking damn good while doing it.
We know you’re going to rock this (pun fully intended), so grab yours before they’re gone!
Comments
Well, you are!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2025-03-13 06:10:48 +0000 UTCLink: https://pessimist.co/discount/ALLSUMMERLONG20?redirect=%2Fcollections%2Ffrontpage
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2025-03-13 06:10:33 +0000 UTCSorry that was our mistake. Here is the link: https://pessimist.co/discount/ALLSUMMERLONG20?redirect=%2Fcollections%2Ffrontpage
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2025-03-13 06:09:46 +0000 UTCOh, it says I need to be a member to access this content...but I AM merch tier! Wtf?!
Sean Malone
2025-03-13 01:56:43 +0000 UTCI'm not seeing a link... I see where it says, "use it here" but there's nothing to click on. Maybe it has something to do with my phone?
Sean Malone
2025-03-13 01:51:06 +0000 UTCI bought mine almost immediately. I had to have this one-of-a-kind, genuine, authentic Kid Rock merchandise! Praise be!
Captain Tunnel
2025-03-12 23:13:24 +0000 UTCSick, I love Kid Rock. Someone link the store.
SulivanoTheGreat
2025-03-12 23:11:21 +0000 UTCI like the sound of Merch Lord.
Krista Vaillancourt
2025-03-12 23:09:57 +0000 UTC
