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Onion Nuggetz Schedule and Collaborative Goal

We will be doing Onion Nuggetz on Wednesday instead of tomorrow because we finished up Friday's episode today. We thought of a fun goal that y'all might like to contribute to - ugly politicians. We're sure a lot of you are starting to get sick of all the political ads and signs in your area, and we'd like to help you make fun of your ugliest local candidates. Leave links below to either news articles or their campaign websites where we can find a decent picture of them (in terms of graphics quality, not flattering angles).

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Fat lumpy hairless rat. https://senatormastriano.com/

Olu

Damn, you really turning the heat up with that pick.

Todd Danner

She may look normal, depending on where you see her picture, but holy fuck when you see her bottom half. https://www.kshouse.gop/charlotte-esau/?utm_source=AD&utm_medium=GoogleSearch&utm_campaign=KSRHC-0019&utm_content=GoogleSearch&gad_source=1 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylzLI-aEaXI&t=9s&pp=2AEJkAIB I tried to find a different ad she ran, where you can see her doing the fake 'walk and talk' with people while being filmed and it looked like her legs were just 2 elongated segmentos.

Todd Danner

Haha. He totally does! Good observation 👍

Grimslade

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791369/20-stone-minister-public-health-accused-big-credible-hits-saying-s-s-inside-counts.html

Nicolas DEK

Nope he's running in my state and figured he was worthy so glad he's been nominated.

Alexander Chambers

Someone else suggested him first. Do you have another?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Ya, well that's what I'm working with locally

Alexander Chambers

He looks like a Neanderthal

Gabe Webb-Johnson

lol look at that haircut

Gabe Webb-Johnson

lol that’s my rep

Gabe Webb-Johnson

Looks like a sickly dr phil

Gabe Webb-Johnson

https://www.darebinada.org/council-elections/community-questionnaire-gaetano-greco Here’s my entry for ugliest local politician. He looks like an actual alien but he’d get my vote. From Melbourne Australia

Gabe Webb-Johnson

Lmao that’s fucked

Gabe Webb-Johnson

Joker sequel reaction?

David Lopour

There is nobody uglier with a face more punchable than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Revenant

looks like Freddy when the burns were starting to heal

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Here's an interview with him shortly after his defeat, looking even more absurd in motion. https://youtu.be/Lm8bfIAFYDc?si=1sadsdeANGvU0SPK

PastaAlfredo

I hate to be a dick but here is mine: https://www.captainsambrown.com/

Alexander Chambers

I have a UK entry, Michael Fabricant. He lost his seat in the election a few months ago, but he was an MP for a long time, and he's a weird looking SOB. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46975915 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fabricant#/media/File%3AMichael_Fabricant.jpg And yes, he denies it's a wig.

PastaAlfredo

Ah, sorry, I guess I shouldn't be surprised! Thanks for letting me know -- In that case, I'll just throw out this Australian third-party politician, Bob Katter (Mad Hatter), who was on everything when he became relevant, which was when there was a tie in the federal election (and I got very sick of seeing him and his stupid hat). https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/04/01/05/26662420-8174607-image-m-65_1585714866414.jpg https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJfsfpwhpastoNk3ES7rmUvlCihZ7h9N1Kgg&usqp=CAU https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnvOdr3pXXc5-irm_B_axWLb6MWHHK4d9Hcw&usqp=CAU Here's a very short video (probably his most famous): https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I While he's past his most famous period, he still gets on the news once in awhile and I have to look at him, so I think it's fair. He's got weird skin, and was born in the same place as the guy I previously recommended... Queensland must just do that to people!

Grimslade

Someone else suggested him first. Do you have another suggestion?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+scott+florida&client=safari&sca_esv=0a650f077e31c052&hl=en-us&udm=2&biw=428&bih=745&ei=AWMFZ_C3IuiFkvQPws2XgQw&oq=rick+scott+florida&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhJyaWNrIHNjb3R0IGZsb3JpZGEyBRAAGIAEMgYQABgIGB4yBxAAGIAEGBhI90pQwBBYo0VwAngAkAEBmAFeoAHsCaoBAjIwuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIVoAKACqgCD8ICBBAAGB7CAgIQKcICChAAGIAEGEMYigXCAgQQABgDwgINEAAYgAQYsQMYQxiKBcICEBAAGIAEGLEDGEMYgwEYigXCAggQABiABBixA8ICCRAAGMcDGAgYHpgDDIgGAZIHAjIxoAfALw&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp I propose Senator and former Governor Rick Scott from Florida, or as I like to call him Voldemort. Pretty much every picture of this guy is not flattering and creepy. He also oversaw one of the largest Medicare frauds in history, which led to his for-profit hospital company being fined $1.7 billion. He also recently said in reference to hurricanes: “You’re going to have to build higher. We just have to understand we’re having way more storm surge for whatever reason. You don’t know why we’re having more storm surge … We’ve never seen storm surge like this before. Also, there’s lots more rain. And we’re having lots more of it.” https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/weather/hurricane/2024/09/28/scott-tours-helene-disaster-area-recommends-building-higher/75427337007/

theprincesbride

I find this guy revolting to look at, he's a local unknown Tasmanian liberal (American conservative) in an area near me. Mark Shelton: https://tas.liberal.org.au/our-team/mark-shelton

Officer Jarpis

My local politician in Australia Melbourne 20 miles from my home is literally a dr suess creepy pasta. https://www.parliament.vic.gov.au/members/nina-taylor/

kobi may

All the way from India where i grew up: https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/rashtriya-janata-dal-chief-lalu-prasad-yadav-addresses-a-news-photo/85550784?adppopup=true https://www.pinterest.com/pin/579979258281422890/ If you need funnier pics of his lesbian-like countenance, just google his name: Lalu Prasad Yadav

Parth T.

I don't know if Australian politicians are allowed. But this is the Leader of the Opposition (so the candidate for the Prime Minister of the Liberal Party; which is ironically the Right-Wing party here). I'm sick of seeing his head, he looks like a Ghoul from Fallout to me. I'm sharing the "simple Wikipedia" photo of him, because it's worse (though the regular Wikipedia isn't much more flattering either). https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dutton It seems something weird has happened to his skin in older age... Also, he was a cop, so it's an obligation to make fun of his appearance.

Grimslade

Randy McNally AKA the Lieutenant Governor of Tennessee. He's the one that thirsted after the femboy thirst traps with his government account. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Tennessee_Valley_Corridor_Summit_2018_Congressman_Chuck_Fleischmann_%26_State_Senate_Randy_McNally_Oak_Ridge_%28Crop%29.jpg/640px-Tennessee_Valley_Corridor_Summit_2018_Congressman_Chuck_Fleischmann_%26_State_Senate_Randy_McNally_Oak_Ridge_%28Crop%29.jpg https://www.capitol.tn.gov/senate/archives/109GA/members/images/s5.jpg https://wpln.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/Screen-Shot-2023-03-09-at-2.43.54-PM.png The last link is an example of that

Smitty

https://www.captainsambrown.com/

Archon

I looked all over Washington state but I can't top anything. Just a bunch of normie looking people. Washington is out

J.B

Peter Dutton the Liberal Party Leader in Australia (the liberal party is Australia's rightwing/conservative party) looking menacing https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/4hlz17/peter_dutton_wants_this_photo_deleted/ General pictures https://www.google.com/search?q=peter+dutton+2024&client=ms-android-telstra-au-rvc3&sca_esv=853ba8b8760697ae&udm=2&biw=448&bih=868&sxsrf=ADLYWIL4t6Piee2rrTeWLft_58OU0sJpNQ%3A1728349604870&ei=pIUEZ7LpNIvh0-kPx8ungQg&oq=peter+dutton+2024&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhFwZXRlciBkdXR0b24gMjAyNDIFEAAYgAQyBhAAGAgYHjIGEAAYCBgeMgYQABgIGB4yCBAAGIAEGKIESKApUOkcWK4icAB4AJABAJgB4AOgAcgMqgEHMi0zLjEuMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCBaAClA3CAgQQIxgnwgIEEAAYHpgDAIgGAZIHBzItMi4yLjGgB4UN&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp Also being compared to Voldemort https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-telstra-au-rvc3&sca_esv=853ba8b8760697ae&sxsrf=ADLYWILEpyg3ILRbyZLQVKp2KHnLqWIgNw:1728349601461&q=peter+dutton+voldemort&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3JzWreY9LW7LdGrLDAFqYDH2bHZiU5SwFHpsjQQXz5AGY6jlY7gWv7XWy5rTU4GJzBcKFkdVIqzYC1xLEwvk05HZFRc1FUUL4ZBZTZgDZXnS_IGwUyIFOA9qTEcD0VfElDM3-VQ9AUgRglUv5F61wFxBLuEXDGAsFX9CWGQTlRkeO9r8CkA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiav6uAzP2IAxVRsVYBHdtdNjAQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=448&bih=868&dpr=2.25

Ryan Hutton

pe-gina ;)

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Dawn Clark Netsch. She's dead but when she was alive she looked like death. Pic #1 https://www.sj-r.com/gcdn/authoring/2013/03/05/NSJR/ghows-LS-66eeb659-f9b0-449a-be17-5536df6e46fc-b7ee6b53.jpeg Pic #2 https://www.chicagotribune.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2013/03/05/RZZR3JP2BBGLTNWD5COSRXNFUY.jpg?w=620 Pic #3 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ADqtJTsLUj8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AG-AoAC8AGKAgwIABABGGUgTyhMMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCL9u3VVglM115iVgjI5F6hLZI8bw

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

JustAnotherJoe reporting in. TN District 8 representative David Kustoff. https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/david_kustoff/412724

Bajoraan Partisan

Congressman Al Green of my hometown Houston Texas https://images.app.goo.gl/aNk969uNZnmQooBg8

emily nicole

I can't escape this face: https://contracosta.news/2024/05/17/cindy-darling-launches-walnut-creek-re-election-campaign/

Jackson Matley

https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/Bay-Area-Rep-Mark-DeSaulnier-will-resume-work-15295004.php

Jackson Matley

This is a good one of Chris Christy’s vaginal flaps: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/RIdrbcd7nI

Zoe Scherzer


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