Patrons Ellen vs. Dr. Phil Gauntlet

Finding Nemo is awesome. I will die on that hill Scotty. I was an adult when I first watched it, and will watch it again

Dominic Mahoney

This gauntlet was an excuse for TJ to do his Dr Phil impression for 6 hours

Cole

That Cody guy was right about weed and about Paul

Seiko Shinohara

Can confirm Metairie ppl are generally quite neurotic. They be freaking out about the most mundane shit.

Hailey S98

A caricature of TJ jerking off to the clouds and they’re just normal ass clouds maybe like some lion King cloud dick or is making it me lol

C Bears Life

Also I think that clip with Ellen and Diddy was real. His reaction to her chugging that bottle seemed legit and he doesn’t strike me as a Shakespearean actor or anything

Mondo_Bruh

Y’all should watch the episode of Intervention with the guy addicted to bath salts. His dad is a legit jacked Asian Male Stripper and his mom is a wild eyed Karen . If you’re looking for more trashy daytime TV that’s a classic and I will continue to advocate for it.

Mondo_Bruh

It’s right here to watch, dummy.

WillTheProdigy

Bye then lmao The Manatee Gauntlet ain't happening, they never got close to the goal(for YEARS) and now you wanna bitch at THEM? Bitch at ppl like yourself bro... Good fucking Christ.. lmao

Ignar Husky

great episode yall had me dying xD

DeejTheSlayer

When it looked like Dr Phil was going to say the n word to shack that was hilarious! Love the gauntlet

Amin Bayad

How do I down vote this???? stop doing boring shit like and do a Manatee gauntlet. I am pulling and asking for a refund of my yearly sub if we don't get that.

AC B

I have a Roku stick so that’s probably part of it. Only have that issue with vids here though. It’s weird, man lol.

Mr. Kitten Locktenshire IV

Tf does weed even do for Paul dude smokes all the time but always salty I don’t understand haha.

Garrett Bay

Bro shut the fuck up, you know Jack shit about shit and you should feel like shit because of it.

Novashadow115

Again don’t trust the on movie criticism he don’t know what he’s talking about 9 times outta ten

hell's abomination

Someone probably brought the Parrot to Ellen and she was probably like "Fuck off get that thing away from me!!"

J Allen

I bet Ellen told the parrot to fuck off and it was just repeating her. That's probably why it didn't want to talk she yelled at it.

J Allen

I loved this gauntlet. I didn't realise just how exploitative Phil was and how naked his last for money was but Ellen is so awful she earned the dub. Can't wait for the next Tournament

Matthew Wall

maybe it’s a wifi issue? i have np with airdrop, but i also use appleTv to do it.

dasKaninchen

Ms. Duvall has disproven this claim multiple times

Mecha

You clearly never have had a genuine mental health episode triggered by weed if you think it’s just a matter of willpower, you arrogant douche. I used to be perfectly fine with weed aside from occasionally getting paranoia from it, until the most recent (and last) time I did it where I suddenly got a full blown psychotic episode triggered by it that lasted 2 months straight and nearly caused me to kill myself from how my brain was losing touch with reality and eating itself with insanely extreme emotional swings and a constant barrage totally absurd and awful rambling thoughts. If you experience a genuine psychotic episode then you’ll know willpower has nothing to do with overcoming it. You at most can just try to white knuckle your way through that shit until it hopefully goes away and your brain goes back to normal. So yeah, weed is not harmless and I’m sick of weed apologist dickheads like you who refuse to acknowledge the flaws in their worshipped substance of choice. Not saying folks shouldn’t smoke it by any means, but don’t pretend it doesn’t have potential health and mind risks to it like literally any other drug does.

Luka Hays

No, you are mentally weak. No one i've ever met had this problem. There is something wrong with your brain not weed. Fix it for your own good. You dont need weed. You need help, seek it.

Jan

Beach volleyball sized is how we like them clits bois

Viracocha

Revenant

This has convinced me that we need a juggalo gauntlet.

Thomas poland

She said herself that people misunderstand the working relationship they had and she respected him as a director.

J Allen

She did interviews during the movie addressing this and praising him for pushing her to give her best performance.

J Allen

2:40:57 Mary J Blige reference. That’s why I love Paul.

Luis

The gauntlets are literally for patrons only

StenTheSnake

As someone who was vegan for three years, I never knew about the vegan messiah and I’ve never been broken so hard in my life.

Lloyd Llewellyn

I don’t doubt that she feels thar way in hindsight but at the time, during the filming, I’m skeptical that she was aware of/okay with being mentally tormented by Kubrick to the point her hair was falling out and Jack Nicholson’s method acting style. Besides, i doubt she was aware she was being exploited, what with her dementia or whatever she had.

Cole Corbett

I used to be able to airdrop these Patreon exclusives to my TV and I no longer see that option on the vids here. Anyone know a way around this other than watching on my phone? Thanks!

Mr. Kitten Locktenshire IV

Yea and you can do that with the Patreon app to.

J Allen

It's ok guys we wouldn't love you if you weren't deceptive conniving scheming scammer bastards. Or at least I wouldn't, I guess I can't speak for everyone else.

J Allen

She was fully cognizant on the set of that movie and she was aware that Kubrick was just trying to get the best performance out of her it's not the same at all.

J Allen

Kubrick didn't fuck with Shelley she was fully cognizant at the time of filming. He pushed her to do her best and she recognized that.

J Allen

My patronage isn't going anywhere. I'm too invested in too much of your content and I respect the three of you as thinkers and entertainers, which is why I felt it would be worth voicing my concern on this. Whichever route you guys choose to go, I will still watch and be happy that I still get to watch the three of you at all. That being said, I think it's weak and disingenuous to distill this very noticeable change down to "we just banter a lot!!". I know, I've been watching for 12 years. I'm here for the banter. But I think if you were to genuinely examine the first hour of every gauntlet before you switched the format, you'd see that you've been treating the free hour of the gauntlet like a pre-show. The exact same way you treated the "road to" videos, which you all used to make very clear were NOT a part of the gauntlet. But hey, that's just what I'm seeing. Thanks for hearing it out.

Hunter James Earl Wallace

at 1:48:09 she is looking at me like David Pakman sadly

Sam Hahn

They can’t. They often get taken down by YouTube for copyright shit

RazorJam

You should do a show that’s entirely dr Phil impressions 😂

Benjamin Whyley

Upload these to YouTube so I can actually watch them

Henlo_Corgo

Also I smoked my way through high school, undergrad, and grad school. All while raising 2 kids. Been perma-stoned the whole time.

James

Instant classic boys. Brilliant bastards

James

Idk how I feel about the guys, especially Paul getting all pissy about Shelly Duvall being exploited and gaslit by Dr. Phil when Stanley Kubrick infamously fucked with Shelly Duvall when making The Shining to the point where her hair was falling out and Paul worships the ground that Kubrick walked on. Great show otherwise!

Cole Corbett

This was my favorite gauntlet. Had me cracking up all by myself so many times. Wish it was longer.

Gilly

Ellen is the worst because she's disingenuous. She pretends to be a good person in public when she's not where as Dr. P seems more real. He probably acts the same off camera.

Sheila Cary

I hear you. I don’t feel it’s deceptive but you can perceive things how you want. I think you are too caught up in the quantity and not the quality. The first hour is officially part of the gauntlet. We banter and digress during normal shows so it’s not unusual to do so during the first hour. Also, it’s not like it had nothing to do with the gauntlet. Where did we say that every second is going to be on-topic? That being said I have zero problem refunding your patronage if you feel deceived. We stand behind our work and if you’re not happy we will give you your money back.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Tbh I didn't know there was an option to download the audio versions on here until you mentioned that. Thanks. 🙏🏻

Kyle S

That's the point of a gauntlet though. They should look like they want to die by the end hence the term Gauntlet.

J Allen

Why not download and listen to the audio version?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

TJs chaos magic fucked me! You made the hurricane stronger and now I can't go see The Substance thanks a lot TJ.

J Allen

I hate the Patreorn player :(

Gilly

Idk if shady is the right word, plus it seems like they're able to keep the energy through the whole gauntlet better. Before they were doing essentially a 7 hours show and by the last hour they all seemed like they wanted to die.

Lynx

I'm excited for this one

Gilly

Is there anyways you guys could upload the vid of the first hour combined with the rest of the gauntlet when you do the patreon upload? It's not a big deal but I'm sure the other patrons would like being able to watch straight through as well. 🙏🏻

Lynx

I think it's shady the way you guys have shortened the gauntlets. You stopped doing the "road to" videos and started posting "The first hour" for free onto YT but every first hour has been straight banter, just like the "road to" videos. Then the actual gauntlet starts, you get to the fucking point, and it's only 5 hours of actual gauntlet content, despite you guys consistently marketing it as 6.

Hunter James Earl Wallace

Can you guys upload all of these to YouTube as well? A lot of us can't listen to them at work because we don't have service. With YouTube we can download them and listen to them wherever.

Kyle S

Because some of us don't have service at work. That's why if we download it we can listen to it no matter where we are.

Kyle S

I don’t understand what would prevent you from using this at work. You can keep a video playing with the phone off on patreon too. I do it all the time. What’s the major malfunction? Why is youtube the only app you can use at work?

Rebecca Pannapacker

Phil has definitely done more harm to the world, but he’s a better entertainer than Ellen is.

Rebecca Pannapacker

Note to self. 3 23 36

ThePoopyDoopy

Reuse Eternity To All Rational Dismay

Daniel Melle

I only watched a few bits of Dr. Phil over the years but even though he’s a piece of shit, he was good at this job. I should’ve been addicted to that show.

BadGuyRants

Shut up retard.

Daniel Beran

This was such a funny gauntlet, made my Friday. Can’t wait for Tournament of Terror! Looking forward to tomorrows episode also, thanks guys! ❤️

Watermelon

This post retarded the progress of language

Viracocha

Stop being retarded

Atticus Omundson

Too bad I can't watch any of these newer gauntlets cus I can't download them on YouTube to listen to at work.

Henlo_Corgo

8589240180

Oh, I thought it got pulled for copyright or some bs.

The Farter

This one was great

Lyrial

All gauntlets go private after the livestream ends and get put up on Patreon directly

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Best gauntlet in a while

Michael Sims

Damn, did youtube take down the proper video?

The Farter

YouTube is faggorty but not in the fun buttsex way.

Chris Sliwinski