Onion Nuggetz: Presidential Debate Edition

I don't vote because it's a pointless waste of time, but if I did, I'd choose the candidate without the irritating, nasally voice.

Hatemonger

Thought terminating cliche.

Benjamin Whyley

Like I said, it’s not black and white.

Benjamin Whyley

I think policy alone should change hearts and minds but sadly people are stupid. All it takes is one mistake for people to dismiss a politician entirely.

Benjamin Whyley

AT 1:50:00 did Donald Trump actually admit to blowing up the Nord stream pipe line. LOL Errrmmmm I think thats suppost to be kept quiet.

Michael Sewell

Trying to imagine a world where the two people vying for the most powerful position on earth don't need drugs to debate their platforms. Am I alone in thinking that a qualified candidate wouldn't need such enhancements?

Sideris

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/l6OPgFMqo3 The nunt in action!

fernanrx182

Did you guys notice Kamala’s earpiece? She was fed lines. Also, I found a video of a dude chopping up and cooking a duck on the street. Turns out, that IS happening.

Austin Snyder

No one cares, but has anyone else noticed her coconut tree speech implies that imaging what can be unburdened by what has been is impossible? Like, I agree it is impossible, but she seems confused by wether or not she does.

hookshot245

I agree.

Smooth

Bluanon

Ginger Avenger

she's a genocidaire, but I already know you don't care because americans are sick and evil and are more concerned with asking "but what will the genocidaire do for me" than not fucking being complicit in genocide

Glob

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t. 😏

Benjamin Whyley

She’s objectively better than him on policy, rhetoric and qualifications. It’s not black and white. You could do worse than Kamala.

Benjamin Whyley

As a sweaty man I am deeply triggered by the comment about Cenk's moisture level.

Dinoaur

Louisville Kentucky meet up no Ohio please

Nazeem's bald head

The Trump shirt is dope af

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Are you in the live chat for the stream tonight?

Window Liquor

Minneapolis?

Captain Morgan

Everyone loves a train wreck!

TheNimvader

No different streaming site tonight? That's unfortunate for the trolls

EmperorGhidorah

Pls stop listening to Paul's doomerism🙏; it's poisoning your mind

EmperorGhidorah

late!

Mike Hunt

True, I never even thought of that.

Cameron McBroom

U wot m8

Window Liquor

I agree with this statement

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PlasmaticRiver

I'll donate $5 to the show if they do

Window Liquor

I would bet you all my money at least one of then says it

Parker

Hopefully Kamala tells us what could be... Unburdened by what has been.

Marc

Anybody wanna bet that the word "Palestine" or "Palestinian" never gets used by either candidate?

Window Liquor

We gotta vote for the fascist to get rid of the fascist my dude

Roman Douchington

Excited for the alien invasion to go live. This debate will change humanity forever. New life forms will descend to take the stands.

Roman Douchington

Glad to see this layabouts get back to earning their keep

ian Lane

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Guys. THIS is most important election in American history!

Blumby

Poops his pants vs soon-to-poop-HER-pants

Nostalgia Trip

Yaaaayyyy, 2 shitty people deciding who has the right to profit off of America's suffering!

Scam and Late

Get hype lets go! Out of the thousands of options people have of who to watch reacting to the debate, nothing compares to TJ, Paul, and Scottie

Parker

I'm voting 3rd party for Tomat & his VP pick Speghetti Oaf

Ian Mcck

P0OOOOOOP 💩

Poop Poop

Pooped his pants vs pooped his pants

Captain Morgan