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I went to the doctor today.

So the other day I posted that due to a sinus infection my eyes have been hurting really badly whenever I try to stream. One wise Patron stood up and had the balls to speak the truth to me.

I dismissed this man, who diagnosed me with presbyopia and blepharitis, simply because he was not a doctor and had not examined me. But after consulting a physician today, I was shocked to find that he was absolutely vindicated in his assessments.

Just kidding. It’s a sinus infection. Just like I said it was. I have received a steroid shot and been placed on antibiotics.

Comments

WebMD follows you everywhere

Will

Classic Brad

Christian McDougall

Have you tried sacrificing a few chickens? Or maybe goats?

Jerry Pacheco Soto

Get well home slice.

James Knight

Try to lower the blue light on your screen. If you can. I feel it works for me.

U wot m8

TJ was cloned and killed

Ian Mercurio

yeah you might get infected with the "woke eye virus"...get it... because woke...and eyes 👀... I'll just leave

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

Do extra steroids so your eyes can bulk and get massive gains 💪

Skeptical Jesus

tj and his steroid shots. knocks all the bad shit right out of his ol system.

Tj Cole

Most asthmatics are on steroids. Why aren't they jacked?

Krista Vaillancourt

It is TJ

Krista Vaillancourt

Not this upcoming sunday but next if TJ takes the time to recover.

Krista Vaillancourt

There never was going to be. This is there week off.

Krista Vaillancourt

Loud and wrong, why are they always loud and wrong?

Krista Vaillancourt

People like this are truly baffling. What's wrong with taking someone's word and wishing them well?

TurtleDrone

Lose some weight

Dram Elyk

Although a nice cover story. For blepharitis you would be treated with a steroid/antibiotic topical as well. Just another Kirk lie like the RV trip across Afghanistan

Brad The Patreorn

I see it is a Tim Pool alt. The Reverse Oracle strikes again!

Rinpoo

The body functions flawless and perfectly? Damn I guess big pharma at it again

Brad The Patreorn

Wrong

Brad The Patreorn

I have been thoroughly owned 🤣 had me in the first half

Brad The Patreorn

Is there no episodes this week? Nothing since Saturdays Kamala gauntlet.

Chris Walker

So when's the next episode of Abandon Show ?

John McFadden

Lol’d ❤️

aaron ☆

Wash your eye lids twice a day with baby shampoo? Lmao I didn’t realize you were supposed to wash your eye lids, I figured they did that themselves with tears

GrogMayne

for GOD'S SAKE tj!

Ultra_Jerky

Is this Paul? If so then the next question would be to ask if you're cleaning your CPAP equipment? The hose needs a complete cleaning twice a week. The pillow and tank should be cleaned daily with warm water and soap. If this isn't Paul then my bad.

Another Agnostic

I want scotty

Glaring Through Oblivion

That sounds troll asf he wanted you to put soap in your eyeballs.

caettra

Cancer confirmed

Gigantopithecus

Armchair PHD strikes again

Donald Grump

I don't trust that tjs lazy ass actually went to the doctor

Dustin Sheppard

Shoulda just pull a boogie and grift ;)

Swaggy_Patties

I don't trust TJ's so called "doctor's" diagnosis. Sinus infection sounds made up. I'd go with the original diagnosis.

Marc

thank god for the patron PHDs

dasKaninchen

Lmao. "Whenever you are ready - bucket - number - one"

Xad Michaels

Wait, so it's not cancer? Really?

Apoplectic Spock

So Brad The Patreorn is not an ophthalmologist? Shocking...

Apoplectic Spock

Haha, it's all the micro plastics seeping out from your brain.

Josh

dawg i saw the notification and opened immediately thinking this was going to be terrible news lol glad you’re okay and that it’s just a minor thing, hope you feel better soon!

Sierra Bell

Congrats TJ, you got me to renew my subscription with this post. Glad you're doing ok tho.

Cherpop

I'm literally at the dr scheduling a scary exam and see this 😭

Nostalgia Trip

If TJ is taking steroids now why isn't he more muscular? Checkmate atheists

Scam and Late

How is it that TJ is the one who seems to be dying and Paul is no thriving.

BruceyDaPug

Hell yea i bet smoking cigarettes is helping that!

Shrunken Presence

This is exactly why we love TJ

Jonathan Cochran

Lmao. I live for this kind of pettiness

Toni Tafra

I was gonna say even if that person was right. Don’t listen to randos on the internet.

Tech Noir

Glad you’re going to get better TJ!

David Murphy

Got me in the first half you cheeky bastard

Jon Kick

God damn, I got the notification and was expecting that this post was gonna be a lot darker. Glad I was wrong lol

Eric Knabe

TJ died and this is a cover up

Alex

How have the farts been?

The Farter

Don’t know who this is

Logan

I got my doctorate from YouTube

Bryce Henry

Hahaha

Christopher Cedeno

Well done, TJ. Had me in the first half.

Krooksbane

What a fucking troll, I love it. I was scared one of the guys got diagnosed with cancer or something based on “I went to the doctor today”

Sammy

Lol

Chuck Charles


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