I went to the doctor today.
Added 2024-09-04 20:38:53 +0000 UTCSo the other day I posted that due to a sinus infection my eyes have been hurting really badly whenever I try to stream. One wise Patron stood up and had the balls to speak the truth to me.
I dismissed this man, who diagnosed me with presbyopia and blepharitis, simply because he was not a doctor and had not examined me. But after consulting a physician today, I was shocked to find that he was absolutely vindicated in his assessments.
Just kidding. It’s a sinus infection. Just like I said it was. I have received a steroid shot and been placed on antibiotics.

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WebMD follows you everywhere
Will
2024-09-07 02:48:23 +0000 UTCClassic Brad
Christian McDougall
2024-09-07 02:31:32 +0000 UTCHave you tried sacrificing a few chickens? Or maybe goats?
Jerry Pacheco Soto
2024-09-07 01:44:35 +0000 UTCGet well home slice.
James Knight
2024-09-06 15:56:24 +0000 UTCTry to lower the blue light on your screen. If you can. I feel it works for me.
U wot m8
2024-09-06 13:06:47 +0000 UTCTJ was cloned and killed
Ian Mercurio
2024-09-06 03:56:46 +0000 UTCyeah you might get infected with the "woke eye virus"...get it... because woke...and eyes 👀... I'll just leave
cOAST2cOASTgHOST
2024-09-05 23:08:35 +0000 UTCDo extra steroids so your eyes can bulk and get massive gains 💪
Skeptical Jesus
2024-09-05 19:38:37 +0000 UTCtj and his steroid shots. knocks all the bad shit right out of his ol system.
Tj Cole
2024-09-05 14:33:41 +0000 UTCMost asthmatics are on steroids. Why aren't they jacked?
Krista Vaillancourt
2024-09-05 12:41:34 +0000 UTCIt is TJ
Krista Vaillancourt
2024-09-05 12:39:19 +0000 UTCNot this upcoming sunday but next if TJ takes the time to recover.
Krista Vaillancourt
2024-09-05 12:38:02 +0000 UTCThere never was going to be. This is there week off.
Krista Vaillancourt
2024-09-05 12:36:18 +0000 UTCLoud and wrong, why are they always loud and wrong?
Krista Vaillancourt
2024-09-05 12:33:17 +0000 UTCPeople like this are truly baffling. What's wrong with taking someone's word and wishing them well?
TurtleDrone
2024-09-05 03:29:42 +0000 UTCLose some weight
Dram Elyk
2024-09-05 02:53:10 +0000 UTCAlthough a nice cover story. For blepharitis you would be treated with a steroid/antibiotic topical as well. Just another Kirk lie like the RV trip across Afghanistan
Brad The Patreorn
2024-09-05 02:23:45 +0000 UTCI see it is a Tim Pool alt. The Reverse Oracle strikes again!
Rinpoo
2024-09-05 02:21:02 +0000 UTCThe body functions flawless and perfectly? Damn I guess big pharma at it again
Brad The Patreorn
2024-09-05 00:36:28 +0000 UTCWrong
Brad The Patreorn
2024-09-05 00:35:17 +0000 UTCI have been thoroughly owned 🤣 had me in the first half
Brad The Patreorn
2024-09-05 00:34:42 +0000 UTCIs there no episodes this week? Nothing since Saturdays Kamala gauntlet.
Chris Walker
2024-09-04 23:28:11 +0000 UTCSo when's the next episode of Abandon Show ?
John McFadden
2024-09-04 22:59:57 +0000 UTCLol’d ❤️
aaron ☆
2024-09-04 22:46:07 +0000 UTCWash your eye lids twice a day with baby shampoo? Lmao I didn’t realize you were supposed to wash your eye lids, I figured they did that themselves with tears
GrogMayne
2024-09-04 22:22:12 +0000 UTCfor GOD'S SAKE tj!
Ultra_Jerky
2024-09-04 22:21:55 +0000 UTCIs this Paul? If so then the next question would be to ask if you're cleaning your CPAP equipment? The hose needs a complete cleaning twice a week. The pillow and tank should be cleaned daily with warm water and soap. If this isn't Paul then my bad.
Another Agnostic
2024-09-04 22:09:38 +0000 UTCI want scotty
Glaring Through Oblivion
2024-09-04 22:04:16 +0000 UTCThat sounds troll asf he wanted you to put soap in your eyeballs.
caettra
2024-09-04 21:44:00 +0000 UTCCancer confirmed
Gigantopithecus
2024-09-04 21:43:44 +0000 UTCArmchair PHD strikes again
Donald Grump
2024-09-04 21:42:02 +0000 UTCI don't trust that tjs lazy ass actually went to the doctor
Dustin Sheppard
2024-09-04 21:26:43 +0000 UTCShoulda just pull a boogie and grift ;)
Swaggy_Patties
2024-09-04 21:26:01 +0000 UTCI don't trust TJ's so called "doctor's" diagnosis. Sinus infection sounds made up. I'd go with the original diagnosis.
Marc
2024-09-04 21:15:23 +0000 UTCthank god for the patron PHDs
dasKaninchen
2024-09-04 20:59:18 +0000 UTCLmao. "Whenever you are ready - bucket - number - one"
Xad Michaels
2024-09-04 20:58:05 +0000 UTCWait, so it's not cancer? Really?
Apoplectic Spock
2024-09-04 20:55:16 +0000 UTCSo Brad The Patreorn is not an ophthalmologist? Shocking...
Apoplectic Spock
2024-09-04 20:53:12 +0000 UTCHaha, it's all the micro plastics seeping out from your brain.
Josh
2024-09-04 20:53:04 +0000 UTCdawg i saw the notification and opened immediately thinking this was going to be terrible news lol glad you’re okay and that it’s just a minor thing, hope you feel better soon!
Sierra Bell
2024-09-04 20:52:52 +0000 UTCCongrats TJ, you got me to renew my subscription with this post. Glad you're doing ok tho.
Cherpop
2024-09-04 20:51:48 +0000 UTCI'm literally at the dr scheduling a scary exam and see this 😭
Nostalgia Trip
2024-09-04 20:50:33 +0000 UTCIf TJ is taking steroids now why isn't he more muscular? Checkmate atheists
Scam and Late
2024-09-04 20:49:55 +0000 UTCHow is it that TJ is the one who seems to be dying and Paul is no thriving.
BruceyDaPug
2024-09-04 20:45:59 +0000 UTCHell yea i bet smoking cigarettes is helping that!
Shrunken Presence
2024-09-04 20:45:31 +0000 UTCThis is exactly why we love TJ
Jonathan Cochran
2024-09-04 20:45:26 +0000 UTCLmao. I live for this kind of pettiness
Toni Tafra
2024-09-04 20:45:17 +0000 UTCI was gonna say even if that person was right. Don’t listen to randos on the internet.
Tech Noir
2024-09-04 20:45:08 +0000 UTCGlad you’re going to get better TJ!
David Murphy
2024-09-04 20:45:03 +0000 UTCGot me in the first half you cheeky bastard
Jon Kick
2024-09-04 20:44:57 +0000 UTCGod damn, I got the notification and was expecting that this post was gonna be a lot darker. Glad I was wrong lol
Eric Knabe
2024-09-04 20:44:56 +0000 UTCTJ died and this is a cover up
Alex
2024-09-04 20:44:50 +0000 UTCHow have the farts been?
The Farter
2024-09-04 20:44:38 +0000 UTCDon’t know who this is
Logan
2024-09-04 20:44:29 +0000 UTCI got my doctorate from YouTube
Bryce Henry
2024-09-04 20:44:26 +0000 UTCHahaha
Christopher Cedeno
2024-09-04 20:43:49 +0000 UTCWell done, TJ. Had me in the first half.
Krooksbane
2024-09-04 20:43:43 +0000 UTCWhat a fucking troll, I love it. I was scared one of the guys got diagnosed with cancer or something based on “I went to the doctor today”
Sammy
2024-09-04 20:43:39 +0000 UTCLol
Chuck Charles
2024-09-04 20:43:30 +0000 UTC