CSA 1 - When I Died, There Was a Little Girl

Slow Life in Another World Through Compounding, Synthesis, and Alchemy

Author: あるみひさく

RAW: 調合、合成、錬金で異世界スローライフ

This is a story about a TS reincarnated protagonist who experiments as much as she likes using the skills given to him by God.

The protagonist's name is Lotorl.

An older sister killer who loves teasing older sisters.

* (T/N: release schedule will be 1 chapter per day. To be precise, 30 chapters per month. So that I can arrange the release easier. Basically, every day except the 31st of every month will have a release.)

CSA 1 - When I Died, There Was a Little Girl

Just when I thought an unmanned tank truck had crashed into my house, it exploded and burst into flames.
It seems I died helplessly.
At that time, I was asleep in my room, so I don't actually remember, but it seems that's what happened.

Apparently, I'm in the so-called afterlife place.
Once I was shown a video of my own death, I had no choice but to accept it.
Still, what are the odds that a small piece of space junk would hit a man-made satellite, causing the location information to be bugged, causing the AI to mistake a house for a road and cause a collision?

“Well then, please choose between heaven, hell, or reincarnation.”

The touch panel floating in the air displays the options of going to heaven, going to hell, and going to reincarnation, so it seems like I have to choose one.
It's good that I can choose my own destination, but is there no god-like being like Enma-sama?
The voice that I've been hearing for a while is mechanical and sounds like an audio guide, so I wonder if there are work-style reforms even in the afterlife.
Anyway, if I don't choose one, I'll end up staying in this empty space forever.
Now then, which one should I choose?

“I feel like I’d want to see heaven, reincarnation, or even hell ... hm?”

When I looked closely, I found a small writing in the corner of the panel that read, ‘going to another world reincarnation’.

“What’s another world reincarnation?”

I knew at least about another world reincarnation, but I wanted to know what it was all about, so I asked the audio guide, but it didn't respond.
The ‘another world’ it’s talking about, it’s the place where there are heroes and demon lords, magic and skills, and beastmen, elves, and dwarves, that isekai, right?
Or is it another world where the gender ratio or the idea of chastity is reversed?

I’m curious.
I ended up getting curious.
Once I ended up getting curious, other options became impossible.

“It’s gotta be another world reincarnation, right? ... I'm a young man after all.”

With that being the case, I pressed the button, not! Before that, I searched every corner of the panel to see if there was anything else hidden, and after confirming that there were no other options, it was finally time for another world reincarnation!
Not! Before that, I try investigating this empty space.

“It's small, about 6 tatami, I guess.”

The space I thought was excessively spacious was covered with an invisible wall, making it impossible to proceed any further.

I poked around here and there to see if there were any hidden doors or hidden control panels, but there didn't seem to be any.

“The only other thing I haven’t looked into is...”

I guess it’d be my own dead body that’s still here even after I died, huh?

I tried pinching my cheek, but I didn't feel any pain.
I tried biting my finger, but no blood came out, and the crushed flesh immediately returned to normal.
Interesting.

After that, I played with my body until I’m satisfied, and I even tried playing by myself, but nothing special stood out.

“I feel like I can play here for about another week.”

The instant I muttered such nonsense, ‘beep, beep’ a warning sound suddenly rang and the world literally turned upside down.

“Gueh!?”

I fell on my head and let out a shriek, but I didn't really feel any pain.

“I guess there’s a kid like you every once in a while.”

When I turned to the direction of the voice, I saw a little girl in a white cloth looking at me with a dumbfounded expression on her face.
So cute, I want to take her home.

“Officer-san! It’s this person!”

Oops, I ended up looking at her with strange eyes.
For the record, I am not a lolicon.
This little girl was just so divine and beautiful that I just couldn't help but think that.

“By any chance, are you a god-like person?”
“That's right. And you're the scumbag NEET who gave me extra work.”

That’s one scathing god.
Being insulted with a cute voice is not bad either.

“Gross. Hurry up and reincarnate will you? Don't you want to be reincarnated in another world?”
“Are you the type of god who can read thoughts? No, I would like to reincarnate into another world, but I was hesitant because I didn't know what kind of world it would be. My apologies.”
“The heck? Even though you're a Hiki-NEET, you can speak clearly?”
“I'm a Hiki-NEET, so I can only speak to others using honorific language. It's the so-called communication disorder.”

I feel like she's looking at me with pity, but I'm sure it's just my imagination.

“...Come here, let me pat you on the head. Come closer.”

When I approached the little girl god as I was told, she floated up into the air to make it easier to stroke my head and gave me a gentle pat.
So it wasn’t just my imagination? Bitter.

“Your time was poor. Your luck is also nonexistent. You ended up living a life without meaning, I’m sorry, my child.”
“So this is the feeling of motherhood, huh...”

I was overcome with emotion and cried out loud. Without understanding anything, I burst into tears. Hics.

“Cry, cry. Your soul is too stagnant, so let's wash it all away here.”

A 30-year-old virgin Hiki-NEET sobbing while hugging the soft breasts of a little girl god.
By the time I finished crying, there was a puddle at my feet.

“Umu, it looks like you've let everything out. So let me ask you one more time. Heaven, hell, or reincarnation. Or maybe reincarnation in another world. Which one do you choose?”

That’s obvious.

“Please be my mother!”
“From the beginning, all life in this world is my child. Or rather, enough and get off me already, you’re gross.”
“So horrible! Even though you were so kind to me!”
“Fumu, reincarnation in another world, it is. Well then, I’ll pray that you lead a good life.”

Suddenly, the little girl god looked at me like I had become a pain in the ass.
Or rather, so you have decided that I will be reincarnated into another world.

“Ah, uu...?”

Suddenly, my consciousness is...
Please at least give me a cheat skill or magic...

“That's something you'll have to look forward to after you reincarnate. Well then, Godspeed”

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