Original Description

I loved these descriptions. laughed really hard at some of them. stupid youtube.

BeefSupreme

Did Rich really do that?

BeefSupreme

How about you make them patreon exclusive? Tehn uza rake in da big buckos. Or just post the video and edit the description later so yt can't punish you?

Mr Moxie

It broke new ground!

Paladin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nuULHpcoKY0&pp=ygUPRGVudGFsIGRhbSBzb25n

TheSingingBush

Daniel Rodriguez

I have always loved your weird rambling descriptions! I will miss them dearly. As will many more without even consciously knowing it. Will we at least still get them on patreon like this?

Bobby Jim Joe Jackson

Agreed

Mr WoodX33

Does YouTube moderate the comment section? Maybe you could just pin the "objectionable" descriptions there

Ian

Please dial 988

Joe

mmm yes, very wise

Harry

Your rambling video descriptions have been some of the funniest stuff lately. Stupid YouTube bots...

Delfy Morce

Huh?

andrew

This is modern shakespeare!!!

Jesper Lindberg

Mike can you please make a Tumblr

Rhea

"Facial"...

Manuel Johnen

I see nothing objectionable there. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have my brain washed out with soap.

Brian E. Lindstrand

Mike this is art

Kayla Iacovino

Glorious. Keep posting them here if YouTube refuses such poetry.

Silencyr

Praise Jarbus

Carolyn Sicbaldi

Are making another Movie? Ffs guys..I get it being ‘stuck’ on youtube but I’ll buy the 10 year anniversary edition of space cop, but I’d rather buy Space Cop Deuce!

Frazzled Doo

This may be the best thing I ever read. Thanks for ruining it, youtube.

DamienC

Now that was poetry.

Nada Leona Sheppard

"hot brown load"

Christopher Nunn

No idea why the YouTube robot would age restrict this... In fact, kids should be required to read it.

Corpo_Canine

Very concise

Glenn Ponka

My theory is that the filter detected meanness towards Rich Evans, and could not let that stand.

Arman Borghem

The Star Trek future only happened because well-meaning peoples found our present to be totally meaningless, so they built the most sophisticated technology to make life even moar meaninglesser. It's like Susan's YouTube, where some really dumb peoples put videos of themselves out, where they're giggling like mentally challenged children while peeing on each other, and they got some YouTube award, while Krebs Gorlon's purposefully intellectual and mildly-deranged sounding video descriptions are met with AI contempt and persecution. Where is the shepherd when you need him?

Marvin Falz

Would it work to paste the text in the first pinned comment? That way the censhorship wouldn't target the video description, and we could still read it on YouTube. Not sure if it would work though, but I don't see why not. Great text btw, made me laugh real hard in a train

DominikU1990

YouTube sucks ass. I give them 20$ a month so I can watch BOTW or WOTW without some guy singing about Whoppers for twenty minutes and you're telling me you can't add a description about Rich Evans dumping ass on Nana's grave? I hope Susan Whateverthefuck's house burns down the next time someone's TDI Volkswagen Golf idles long enough to set the world back on fire.

FritzTheWolf

Using words like DNA… in the age of RFK… what were you thinking. The only acceptable term nowadays is “human thingybob”

Chloe

Interesting to see how freedom of speech and freedom of thought is slowly being chipped away. May Arnold force a YouTube moderator to dance for 70+ hours.

Bort Ward

Krebs Gorlon will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

The Smegma Mastermind

Another one of life's small joys ruined by censorship. Thanks, YouTube.

The Smegma Mastermind

Reading this description was more fun then getting groped by Arnold

Leonard Janke

I really enjoy your descriptions

Christopher Rogers

So people of the future will finally se all other pictures from that bithday party

Zoran Basic

Yeah, that was my immediate thought, too.

Benjamin Forman IV

YouTube said, “Urine trouble.”

Anthony V

I really hope this isn’t the case and the long winded descriptions can continue. There’s an open honesty to them I find endearing and I want to know more about what other places Rich defiles in his personal life.

Z

It's called AI. The future is NOOOOO....

charlie mccutcheon

Well, you could always throw your descriptions up here. I know I’d read them.

THE_GnomeChomskee

Wait Mike has been the one writing the rambling YouTube descriptions this whole time? I never knew he was such a poet

Amit Katz

NOT NANU

Sara Iyer

you can always post this as a pinned comment on the yt video

Tom McGraw

thanks, Krebs Gorlon!

Tom McGraw

Now this is the type of content i fork over my hard earned money to see! thanks Mister Mike!

serj rodman

Seems like I'm not the only one who gets this level of philosophical thoughts when insomnia turns my brain into mush! I'd love more of this, you should publish a book, I'd read the shit out of it, then obliterate it until Star Trek reassembles it in 50000 years. Then timetravel and do it all over again

Joan Scott Brockie

Mr. Gorlon, you will live on forever in our livers. May Eloisecole smile upon you for all eternity once you've ascended to the great worst wheel in the sky. Tell Mr. Mitchell he was kind of good in that one movie where he wasn't relegated to a seated position for most of his scenes. Breenspeed, Krebs.

bertsy

Yeah!! What He said’!

Frazzled Doo

Must be Goldschlager night.

Bob Blankenheim

Molecular reconstruction will be happening and Rich Evans will be reassembled to once again watch Picard Seasons 1 AND 2!

aaron c

I had a video removed because the AI thought I was posting someone’s personal information on a video. It was clearly a fake profile with a hand drawn face. The video was a guide to filling out a rental application for immigrant students in my ESL class. I challenged the violation and was still shot down. So stupid.

Christopher Kowalchuk

I read the description of the recent video when it posted on yewtube and thought hmm, short and sweet, must mean it's a VERY interesting episode, and I was not disappointed. What did disappointed me was the lack of a rant in the description, as these unhinged word-piles you guys put for a description is like a bow on a crisply wrapped present. Bravo, I am now sated.

Joe

Thank you, Krebs. Only a cask conditioned Wisconsin wet brain is capable of understanding the YouTube algorithm. Keep drinking and keep up the hard work

Pedder Chestnut

Well said! Mike, any time the YouTube goons try to convince you to conform, just remember to pee yourself!

Amanda Thompson

You feeling ok there Mike?

Dane Liergaard

I love your unhinged descriptions as much as I hate Youtube's completely awful way of policing content. I consistently get Eugenia Cooney videos suggested to me no matter how many times I report, but I can't look at the deranged ramblings of a Midwestern weirdo?

Amanda Thompson

I chose to believe that Rich Evans story to be true just as I chose to believe he saw his grandfather watching a porno of a woman's ass getting brushed with a toothbrush. It's all coming together.

Jimmy Rode

I read that simple description and laughed so hard. I figured something had happened. Oh man. This video was such a riot. I was crying.

Dallas Nichols

Perfection

Nick Schueren

Is this the last of Krebs Gorlon?! Nay! Krebs Gorlon must return, like a bad case of herpes!

Amanda B.

Truer words have never been spoken. Now I want to take a dump.

Sam Garland

sounds like im not the only one currently doing a rewatch of Voyager, lol.

Kate Gottli

I think "hot brown load" might be what put this description over the edge.

Andrea McAllister

I was wondering why the description was so...nothing. Grateful, thankful, and blessed to be one of the dummies who pays for posts like this.

cynthia

Awesome .

nick w

I made the mistake of watching that episode while eating dinner. I mean, seriously...Arnold in Rio?

Zac Crockett

"Why not let these VHS cassettes rot into dust the way our lord and savior Jarbus L. Christ intended!!!" Probably got flagged because this is phrased as a question, but only includes exclamation points at the end. YouTube's a real stickler for punctuation errors.

LB876

They already did a Half in the Bag on that one

Michaela Ivalu

I hope that Rich was wearing his embarrassing Pac-Man shirt when he Did That To Nana's Grave.

Marsdriver

It's a reasonable description. The only thing weird the algorithm might flag is the mention of Polaroid.

Darren Pierce

i hope this isn't the end! how will i keep tabs on krebs gorlon now :(

Sam

I will miss these ramblings

Nate Bridges

yeah that'll do it

Rowan Henderson

this is so sad, thank you for your years of wisdom Mr. gorlon

Sarah

Yes I agree to all terms and conditions

Sean Yahya

Best of the worst is entertaining and awesome. I hope that sometime in the near future you guys re:view Troll 2

nick w

I liked before I read. Because I are a sheep.

Joshua Lankton

I'll miss your justified rants, Krebs.

DimmieDim

At least the Rams won.

Robb Mashek

Just give all future videos the same description.

Shan O’Blivion

Urine fine form Mike

Ryan

time to start making video descriptions a Patreon exclusive

Tushar Arvind

Those fuckers

Sandy

Rick Evans

Hayden Byron

I want to read all of this, but I’m currently watching the video and don’t want to jinx it

Dennis Berent