Master of Puppets
Added 2024-09-17 13:11:10 +0000 UTCPart 1 of our re:View series where Jack and Jay watch every Puppet Master movie has been shot and the unedited discussion is 3 hours long. That's just talking about the first half of the series. Oh no...
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Release it unedited. How is that not a top tier patreon thing already?
Matt Arnold
2024-09-25 00:17:35 +0000 UTCI’ve been waiting for this for years. I had a feeling this was inevitable after the Full Moon action figure commercial…
Evan Matějka
2024-09-21 05:49:56 +0000 UTCcame here to say the same thing
Marina P
2024-09-21 00:32:26 +0000 UTCWhen is The Substance review coming?
Jordan Presley
2024-09-19 01:41:07 +0000 UTCAnyone else intrigued by Brothers with Peter Dinklage because they’re still lusting on him after Nip/Tuck?
Elizabeth Thompson
2024-09-18 21:22:05 +0000 UTCAsk yourself this, would you rather sit through all the D Farmer movies or Puppet Masters? I sadly would rather watch D Farmer. The Puppet Master movies are SO GOD DAMN boring!
Nick Kerr
2024-09-18 16:53:14 +0000 UTCWell great! I gotta watch all the Puppet Master movies…..
Nick Kerr
2024-09-18 16:49:49 +0000 UTCI can’t decide if Jay or Jack will be the first to say “I prefer to think of myself as a nasty bitch.”
Preston Petersen
2024-09-18 15:46:29 +0000 UTCI love Jim Henson!
Brian
2024-09-18 15:11:06 +0000 UTCFor a second there I thought it's a documentary about editors, you know, because of "Master of Puppets, I'm pulling your strings." But that's a thing that should not be. It might send some to a sanitarium. Some might consider battery. The damage would be as deep as the Orion constellation is far. And even deeper for those who decide to become disposable heroes commanded by an earthly messiah. [I see myself out, but will come back to watch the Puppet Master discussion.]
Marvin Falz
2024-09-18 11:05:40 +0000 UTCI read on the subreddit that this was happening so I went and rented The Puppet Masters (1994). I subbed to the Patreon to make sure my chain wasn’t being yanked. I sat through body horror schlock and it wasn’t even the right Jay movie
Marcus MacLellan
2024-09-18 07:05:58 +0000 UTCI've been waiting for this one !
fiend394
2024-09-18 06:17:18 +0000 UTCThere’s 14 of these turkeys? Good lord, it’s another Amityville.
Brad Marshall
2024-09-18 05:19:45 +0000 UTCExcellent. Happy Halloween.
andrew
2024-09-18 01:30:41 +0000 UTCDon’t forget the dental dam
TheSingingBush
2024-09-18 01:09:18 +0000 UTCI’ll order a posture corrector to watch this one.
Allison PM
2024-09-18 00:35:45 +0000 UTCPost the Snyder cut
Dan K
2024-09-17 23:56:01 +0000 UTCWow, I’m so excited for Jack Quaid to do a re:View!!
Cruz Rivera
2024-09-17 20:27:32 +0000 UTCI'm looking forward to learning about the movies. Just like the video about all the Nightmare on Elm St movies. I remember them, but only saw a few, but the discussion was fascinating.
Glenn Ponka
2024-09-17 19:15:31 +0000 UTCIt's the Red Letter Media way.
Laura Elizabeth
2024-09-17 19:13:13 +0000 UTCThey fight aliens tho?
Dendo Star
2024-09-17 17:53:34 +0000 UTCThose puppets killed Nazis, dammit.
Dendo Star
2024-09-17 17:53:12 +0000 UTCHow embarrassing!
Michael Nuccio
2024-09-17 17:06:37 +0000 UTCEditing is for suckers! Post the whole thing!
Anne
2024-09-17 16:50:35 +0000 UTCWhen is the Farscape review?
Zachary Singer
2024-09-17 16:31:24 +0000 UTCDo it!
Silentphil9
2024-09-17 16:16:17 +0000 UTCPublish it all cowards
Aurora H.
2024-09-17 16:07:32 +0000 UTCPuppet Master Legacy is fraudulently bad. It's a clip show sold as the 7th(I think) movie in the series. Fraud!......allegedly.
Mahaloth
2024-09-17 15:58:40 +0000 UTCI meant they’ll probably talk about Charles Band and his place in B movie history
YourFriendlyBartender
2024-09-17 15:37:32 +0000 UTCI love these “retrospective” reviews! Keep ‘em coming. New to Puppet Master but can’t wait to see what garbage awaits!
Brad Marshall
2024-09-17 15:21:32 +0000 UTCI’d watch all 3 hours!
Marina P
2024-09-17 14:58:58 +0000 UTCPut the whole long form thing on SoundCloud! Remember when you used to do that??
Mikell
2024-09-17 14:54:57 +0000 UTCYeah, watch the first one and determine if it's worth continuing (eventually, you'll know it ISN'T worth watching more lol). Depends on if you like low-rent horror, etc... but the first one is good to watch for historical reference/relevance.
AshesBoomstick
2024-09-17 14:51:55 +0000 UTCWe haven't watched the second half yet and are kind of dreading it.
Red Letter Media
2024-09-17 14:27:10 +0000 UTCIt was better than I expected, actually!
Jason Kirk Harder
2024-09-17 14:25:57 +0000 UTCDoesn't Stephen Dorff voice the master of puppets?
Bill Wilson
2024-09-17 14:19:10 +0000 UTCThe only I've seen was a RiffTrax-riffed version of "Retro Puppet Master" starring a pre-The-Room Greg Sestero. (The fact that he got the gig is what inspired Tommy Wiseau to give acting another try and move to Hollywood.)
Daniel Frank
2024-09-17 14:12:27 +0000 UTCmy puppet body is ready
Aidan Evans
2024-09-17 14:05:49 +0000 UTCDid you see Subspecies 5 last year? Yeah, they went and made another. Same actors and director.
Mahaloth
2024-09-17 14:03:20 +0000 UTCIn terms of horror movies that maintain the continuity, it is. It has a reboot, but I think there are 13 or 14 in the main series. Doktor Death was, I think, Puppet Master 14.
Mahaloth
2024-09-17 14:02:28 +0000 UTCI haven't seen any of the series, but bring it on!!
Brian E. Lindstrand
2024-09-17 14:01:19 +0000 UTCI've seen them all as well. Watch Puppet Master 1, 2, and 3. 4-5 is a two-parter and is OK. After that, nothing much. It keeps going up to about Puppet Master 14, but they get painfully boring and borderline puppetless.
Mahaloth
2024-09-17 14:01:18 +0000 UTCWait, did they interview Charles Band?
Mahaloth
2024-09-17 14:00:17 +0000 UTCI have seen all the Puppet Master movies and even moderate the r/fullmoonfeatures subreddit. They are fun, though wildly inconsistent. The best ones are in the first half.
Mahaloth
2024-09-17 13:59:50 +0000 UTCEven better
Nick Schueren
2024-09-17 13:48:20 +0000 UTCI've been waiting for this moment all my life
Jordan Presley
2024-09-17 13:43:33 +0000 UTCAdjust scope’ keep shooting..
Frazzled Doo
2024-09-17 13:43:10 +0000 UTCAs someone who's never seen any of them, is the original worth checking out at least?
Brandon Melling
2024-09-17 13:41:56 +0000 UTCI’m tryna watch the unedited version.
Matthew Ocean
2024-09-17 13:41:41 +0000 UTCI can’t..I’m circumcised.
Frazzled Doo
2024-09-17 13:41:35 +0000 UTCThe children of the night.. they make Such..Beautiful music. 🕸🪰
Frazzled Doo
2024-09-17 13:40:06 +0000 UTCthis sounds incredible, give us all 3 hours!
Tom McGraw
2024-09-17 13:38:25 +0000 UTCFucking amazing guys! I honestly lost touch with it at after 5, if that's the one that continues from 4 being the good puppets. But such a staple of my touth
Aaron Cabe
2024-09-17 13:36:47 +0000 UTCI'd watch all 3 hours tbh
JET_JAGUAR_PM
2024-09-17 13:34:31 +0000 UTCGive us the Syndet cut!
Isaac Diaz
2024-09-17 13:32:44 +0000 UTCYES!!! Can’t wait!!! The first one was a Joe Bob special when I was a kid and freaked me out as a sort of fever dream / nightmare. Can’t wait to hear the Charles Band discussion too
YourFriendlyBartender
2024-09-17 13:30:20 +0000 UTCI have seen them all. It wasn't fun, but I did it.
AshesBoomstick
2024-09-17 13:30:07 +0000 UTCI’m so happy right now
Wes
2024-09-17 13:28:46 +0000 UTCWhere's Rich Evans?!
Brian Straight
2024-09-17 13:28:33 +0000 UTCI can't wait to get to the Corey Feldman Scyfy channel Puppetmaster vs Demonic toys. Classic schlock
Syd Beretta
2024-09-17 13:24:10 +0000 UTCThis is what makes me get up every morning. Thank you!👑
GrowSweeds
2024-09-17 13:24:06 +0000 UTCPost all 3 hours you cowards!!
Terence Wiggins
2024-09-17 13:23:41 +0000 UTCOh YES
Fortunate Calf
2024-09-17 13:23:32 +0000 UTCGreg Sestero collab when
Living Room Set - $799
2024-09-17 13:22:44 +0000 UTCI'm looking forward to the discussion... about a series of movies I've never been interested in.
Glenn Ponka
2024-09-17 13:22:17 +0000 UTCPuppet Master might be the longest franchise ever, this is going to take for ages, but, oh my god can't wait !
Line Behr
2024-09-17 13:22:01 +0000 UTCI can't wait! I remember watching one of them when I was a kid and thinking it was great. Always tried to catch it again on tv and missed it every time. Can't wait to see how wrong my kidself was!
Ashley Rounsville
2024-09-17 13:21:53 +0000 UTCupload it all, i don’t have a life
Jason Paul
2024-09-17 13:21:27 +0000 UTCJust in time for the spooky season! What's more frightening than poorly-made killer puppets and really really bad acting😱
Matt Page
2024-09-17 13:19:46 +0000 UTCThese are terrible and strange - can't wait! Subspecies series for Halloween 2025?
Jason Kirk Harder
2024-09-17 13:19:17 +0000 UTC#ReleaseTheUneditedCut
Kyle Reitenauer
2024-09-17 13:18:52 +0000 UTCUnrelated but I want to know what everyone’s favorite music is. K bye.
aaron c
2024-09-17 13:18:43 +0000 UTC#ReleasetheFull(moon)Thing
Ian Collins
2024-09-17 13:18:22 +0000 UTCJay, Jack and Pupper Master. Together at last!
Tyree
2024-09-17 13:18:15 +0000 UTCI wanna watch the entire three hour unedited discussion.
Angry Badger
2024-09-17 13:18:12 +0000 UTCTo be fair, we are okay with watching them talking about an obscure movie franchise for three hours, too.
Nada Leona Sheppard
2024-09-17 13:18:10 +0000 UTCOh no? Oh yes!
Amanda B.
2024-09-17 13:17:59 +0000 UTCOh no? Oh yes!!!
David Vass
2024-09-17 13:17:55 +0000 UTCI'm on the eighth one now
Allen Brooks
2024-09-17 13:17:55 +0000 UTCI miss my wife
Hunter Clifton Mann
2024-09-17 13:17:48 +0000 UTC