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Master of Puppets

Part 1 of our re:View series where Jack and Jay watch every Puppet Master movie has been shot and the unedited discussion is 3 hours long. That's just talking about the first half of the series. Oh no...

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Release it unedited. How is that not a top tier patreon thing already?

Matt Arnold

I’ve been waiting for this for years. I had a feeling this was inevitable after the Full Moon action figure commercial…

Evan Matějka

came here to say the same thing

Marina P

When is The Substance review coming?

Jordan Presley

Anyone else intrigued by Brothers with Peter Dinklage because they’re still lusting on him after Nip/Tuck?

Elizabeth Thompson

Ask yourself this, would you rather sit through all the D Farmer movies or Puppet Masters? I sadly would rather watch D Farmer. The Puppet Master movies are SO GOD DAMN boring!

Nick Kerr

Well great! I gotta watch all the Puppet Master movies…..

Nick Kerr

I can’t decide if Jay or Jack will be the first to say “I prefer to think of myself as a nasty bitch.”

Preston Petersen

I love Jim Henson!

Brian

For a second there I thought it's a documentary about editors, you know, because of "Master of Puppets, I'm pulling your strings." But that's a thing that should not be. It might send some to a sanitarium. Some might consider battery. The damage would be as deep as the Orion constellation is far. And even deeper for those who decide to become disposable heroes commanded by an earthly messiah. [I see myself out, but will come back to watch the Puppet Master discussion.]

Marvin Falz

I read on the subreddit that this was happening so I went and rented The Puppet Masters (1994). I subbed to the Patreon to make sure my chain wasn’t being yanked. I sat through body horror schlock and it wasn’t even the right Jay movie

Marcus MacLellan

I've been waiting for this one !

fiend394

There’s 14 of these turkeys? Good lord, it’s another Amityville.

Brad Marshall

Excellent. Happy Halloween.

andrew

Don’t forget the dental dam

TheSingingBush

I’ll order a posture corrector to watch this one.

Allison PM

Post the Snyder cut

Dan K

Wow, I’m so excited for Jack Quaid to do a re:View!!

Cruz Rivera

I'm looking forward to learning about the movies. Just like the video about all the Nightmare on Elm St movies. I remember them, but only saw a few, but the discussion was fascinating.

Glenn Ponka

It's the Red Letter Media way.

Laura Elizabeth

They fight aliens tho?

Dendo Star

Those puppets killed Nazis, dammit.

Dendo Star

How embarrassing!

Michael Nuccio

Editing is for suckers! Post the whole thing!

Anne

When is the Farscape review?

Zachary Singer

Do it!

Silentphil9

Publish it all cowards

Aurora H.

Puppet Master Legacy is fraudulently bad. It's a clip show sold as the 7th(I think) movie in the series. Fraud!......allegedly.

Mahaloth

I meant they’ll probably talk about Charles Band and his place in B movie history

YourFriendlyBartender

I love these “retrospective” reviews! Keep ‘em coming. New to Puppet Master but can’t wait to see what garbage awaits!

Brad Marshall

I’d watch all 3 hours!

Marina P

Put the whole long form thing on SoundCloud! Remember when you used to do that??

Mikell

Yeah, watch the first one and determine if it's worth continuing (eventually, you'll know it ISN'T worth watching more lol). Depends on if you like low-rent horror, etc... but the first one is good to watch for historical reference/relevance.

AshesBoomstick

We haven't watched the second half yet and are kind of dreading it.

Red Letter Media

It was better than I expected, actually!

Jason Kirk Harder

Doesn't Stephen Dorff voice the master of puppets?

Bill Wilson

The only I've seen was a RiffTrax-riffed version of "Retro Puppet Master" starring a pre-The-Room Greg Sestero. (The fact that he got the gig is what inspired Tommy Wiseau to give acting another try and move to Hollywood.)

Daniel Frank

my puppet body is ready

Aidan Evans

Did you see Subspecies 5 last year? Yeah, they went and made another. Same actors and director.

Mahaloth

In terms of horror movies that maintain the continuity, it is. It has a reboot, but I think there are 13 or 14 in the main series. Doktor Death was, I think, Puppet Master 14.

Mahaloth

I haven't seen any of the series, but bring it on!!

Brian E. Lindstrand

I've seen them all as well. Watch Puppet Master 1, 2, and 3. 4-5 is a two-parter and is OK. After that, nothing much. It keeps going up to about Puppet Master 14, but they get painfully boring and borderline puppetless.

Mahaloth

Wait, did they interview Charles Band?

Mahaloth

I have seen all the Puppet Master movies and even moderate the r/fullmoonfeatures subreddit. They are fun, though wildly inconsistent. The best ones are in the first half.

Mahaloth

Even better

Nick Schueren

I've been waiting for this moment all my life

Jordan Presley

Adjust scope’ keep shooting..

Frazzled Doo

As someone who's never seen any of them, is the original worth checking out at least?

Brandon Melling

I’m tryna watch the unedited version.

Matthew Ocean

I can’t..I’m circumcised.

Frazzled Doo

The children of the night.. they make Such..Beautiful music. 🕸🪰

Frazzled Doo

this sounds incredible, give us all 3 hours!

Tom McGraw

Fucking amazing guys! I honestly lost touch with it at after 5, if that's the one that continues from 4 being the good puppets. But such a staple of my touth

Aaron Cabe

I'd watch all 3 hours tbh

JET_JAGUAR_PM

Give us the Syndet cut!

Isaac Diaz

YES!!! Can’t wait!!! The first one was a Joe Bob special when I was a kid and freaked me out as a sort of fever dream / nightmare. Can’t wait to hear the Charles Band discussion too

YourFriendlyBartender

I have seen them all. It wasn't fun, but I did it.

AshesBoomstick

I’m so happy right now

Wes

Where's Rich Evans?!

Brian Straight

I can't wait to get to the Corey Feldman Scyfy channel Puppetmaster vs Demonic toys. Classic schlock

Syd Beretta

This is what makes me get up every morning. Thank you!👑

GrowSweeds

Post all 3 hours you cowards!!

Terence Wiggins

Oh YES

Fortunate Calf

Greg Sestero collab when

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I'm looking forward to the discussion... about a series of movies I've never been interested in.

Glenn Ponka

Puppet Master might be the longest franchise ever, this is going to take for ages, but, oh my god can't wait !

Line Behr

I can't wait! I remember watching one of them when I was a kid and thinking it was great. Always tried to catch it again on tv and missed it every time. Can't wait to see how wrong my kidself was!

Ashley Rounsville

upload it all, i don’t have a life

Jason Paul

Just in time for the spooky season! What's more frightening than poorly-made killer puppets and really really bad acting😱

Matt Page

These are terrible and strange - can't wait! Subspecies series for Halloween 2025?

Jason Kirk Harder

#ReleaseTheUneditedCut

Kyle Reitenauer

Unrelated but I want to know what everyone’s favorite music is. K bye.

aaron c

#ReleasetheFull(moon)Thing

Ian Collins

Jay, Jack and Pupper Master. Together at last!

Tyree

I wanna watch the entire three hour unedited discussion.

Angry Badger

To be fair, we are okay with watching them talking about an obscure movie franchise for three hours, too.

Nada Leona Sheppard

Oh no? Oh yes!

Amanda B.

Oh no? Oh yes!!!

David Vass

I'm on the eighth one now

Allen Brooks

I miss my wife

Hunter Clifton Mann


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