Best of the Worst: Clash in the College

Wanted punk rock, got punked. I was hoping for some "Rock the Casbah" when I saw the title. Oh well.

Top Hat Monkey

Great. Now I need a hamburger.

Top Hat Monkey

Or saying "I a hamburger" while in Hamburg. People get by context what you mean.

vorbei

Hello Ali, I am closer to St. Cloud, a few miles to the south. Unfortunately I don't drink as much beer as I used to, but that doesn't sound like an old person thing to me at all! Cheers!

JTruts

Yay for fellow Minnesotans! What city are you in? I’m in Bloomington. Do you ever run across the border just for New Glarus beer? Or is that an old person thing?

Ya’ll’ve sat through so much cringe clench-jaw garbage ya can’t smell it anymore..ffs wtf Did I Absorb from This? It’s like some kinda jackass with more mental scars than puke..

Frazzled Doo

In defense of JFK, saying "I am a jelly donut" is a lot like saying "I am Danish". A Berliner is the name of a tasty pastry, as is Danish. Now excuse me while I go to Dunkin' Donuts.

Top Hat Monkey

More like go woke?, go to the Red Roof Inn to sleep with your teacher or receive tech support.

AllGoodNamesRGone

Great episode, lots of laughs from the goofy editing recreations to Mike's hands to the gremlin music which had me laughing more at anything else this miserable weekend to of course this bizarre movie itself. Cheers from your neighbors in Minnesota, hope you're getting better weather....

JTruts

Go woke, go broke.

Stan Jonathan Keller

This is like Shakespeare.

andrew

Did Holiday Inn pay him for all the product placement in this "movie" ?

DonMac

I swear that opening with the director slowly walking behind Jon Benet carrying all that stuff could be cut to look like a horror movie. It felt like watching a sex pest. Also the teacher's home being a Holiday Inn, lol.

AllGoodNamesRGone

I laughed a lot during this episode. This is one of those episodes I’m going to remember fondly. Bravo.

Daniel

I especially like the recreations of the transitions of Clash in the College. Perhaps the director and the editor of Clash in the College have their own special artistic way of perception, so if you'd ask them what they were thinking when they edited the movie, they'd be able to give you thorough explanations for their decisions. Or perhaps they felt that the material they had was boring, so they applied action-y cuts to increase the tension, because a guy listening on the telephone is so boring, so you need to show him from 5 different angles in a time span of 5 seconds. Perhaps they realised when they cut out all the boring stuff, they would have no material left to make the story coherent. It's a Memoral Day Mystery. Btw.: I am an American ... Ich bin ein weicher Keks mit Zuckerguss. Love you guys.

Marvin Falz