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Jury’s out! Autistic woman awaits judgment from her peers after committing an overshare

Added 2025-01-31 11:00:02 +0000 UTC

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An autistic woman who committed a grievous overshare now faces a nerve-wracking wait while a jury of her peers deliberate over her fate, sources have revealed.

Olivia Buckingham, 35, was enjoying casual banter with new friends Becky Armitage, 29, and Emma Bernard, 31, when she was overcome with the compulsive urge to divulge criminally disgusting details about her recent colonoscopy.

In an unnecessarily lengthy voice note, Buckingham is alleged to have said: “The night before is the worst - I was basically shitting through the eye of a needle.”

“But that’s not even the funny part - they gave me this paper underwear to wear with an access hole in the butt and, get this - they called them DIGNITY PANTS!”

“And afterwards, they graded me on my bowl prep and it was apparently excellent - I’ve always been an A student.”

At the time of writing, Armitage and Bernard have yet to reach a verdict, having sequestered themselves to a separate WhatsApp group chat to deliberate.