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Your Faculty-Only Viewing of [EP.054]
Added 2021-04-15 19:01:01 +0000 UTCPLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE AUDITORIUM FOR A SCREENING OF [EP.054]:
What if Vampire Mommy Stepped on You?
Hand in your recording devices to one of the Kevins. The video will be disseminated to the public soon, and I expect to see you nerds there! Discussion of the episode will commence in #the-facility-episodes on the Discord after the screening.
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Hmmm. I had not taken into account the "including hat and heels" portion of her description when I geeked out on the bus ride to work, seen above. I might tweak the numbers later.
Polysanity
2021-04-17 03:04:51 +0000 UTCHonestly, I think 205kg is a bit of a low ball number for her. Comparing her build (thickness of her arms, e.t.c. ) to the closest real life analogs I can think of (shaq) and the exhibited power in said arms (casually throwing an armoire across a room) I think it's safe to assume an equivalent level of fitness and musculature. Shaquille O'neal's listed playing weight is a beefy 325lb, earning him a calculated BMI of 31.6. To match that before the superfluous padding the internet is so obsessed with Lady D would have to be 585lb, or just shy of 226kg. With said energy stores factored in, assumed to be a median 11.5 percent (for the difference between the average of a healthy males and the average of a healthy females body fat percentage), her mass goes up to slightly under 635lb, or 288kg. To quote the late, great Bonn Scott, she's a while lotta woman. The truly astounding thing is where she found a fashionable stiletto heel in size 41 (assuming her feet are proportionally identical to Robert Wadlow's [tallest man ever] 37, adjusted for the roughly 5% height difference and the +1.5 size difference for American men's to women's shoe sizes).
Polysanity
2021-04-16 14:36:46 +0000 UTCKyle is always asking the important questions.
Criwall
2021-04-16 07:31:47 +0000 UTC
