Brian Thompson

The McDonald's Pizza Sourcebook

Added 2022-08-15 15:18:19 +0000 UTC

Greetings, everyone.

Today, I am sharing with you a Portable Document Format scan of the McDonald's Pizza Sourcebook. This is the rare and priceless document generously sold to me by an anonymous former McDonald's executive. The original is currently on display at the San Bernardino McDonald's Museum, but the entirety of its contents are not available to the public.

As patrons of my Patreon, I hereby and forthwith grant you the authority to peruse this artifact at your leisure. Please keep in mind that it contains some sensitive information such as telephone numbers of various McDonald's executives and third party contractors. I have called all of them to little success. I was able to uncover the current home telephone number of one of the executives listed, but when I called it I was informed by his wife that he was not available to speak. This was after I heard the gentleman in question whisper in the background, "Hang up on him."

Use this delicate information wisely. In fact, it is probably best to print this document and store it in your personal safe with any other classified materials you may possess.

Thank you.

-Brian Thompson,
journalist