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Just For Fun- What do you think is the best representation of mature aged characters in smut?

So, I was having a nutty discussion with a friend yesterday about how the dirty art we make imitates our present environments in subtle ways. That somehow led us to conclude that our town is a hub of milfs and dilfs, which we split into archetypes (Hell, I probably count as one myself now).

Before I start sounding like a pornhub ad, I wanted to know which ones you think are the best! Don't worry; multiple votes count! 


I personally have lived near a lot of horny neighbors in my life. There's the dope attorney I housesat for as a kid, and now there's the hot, long-bearded guy that lives on my floor with the trucker hats and confident daddy swagger!

But I think I'll never get used to the sweet ladies with the comforting aroma working at the stores around me.


So, who has your vote, and why? Thanks for voting! Stay safe all. <3

Comments

Holy smokes! That's a really good one!

Meisha Seek

Always did like the "hard labor" mature. Love me some sweat n' sun on the job site!

CrvKnight

Indeed. I can relate as an introvert. But, I believe we have to give ourselves some love for our quirks.

Meisha Seek

I mean, some people think it's adorable but from my end it's kinda frustrating too cause it makes relationships alot harder, yanno?

Ruric

That's adorable! Well, you came up with an amazing archetype based on the fact. =)

Meisha Seek

I actually based this of of how I personally am, much easier to be outgoing on the internet and stuff, and suuuuuper timid in person/have difficulty saying how I feel and such

Ruric

Oh my! Those stories sound like some interesting tales!

PossOfThePile

So, one of my partners actually just told me a story about an older guy who lives nearby that is similar to this. I don't really think of him in a sexual way, but I did think, "Wow! That's a good personality type for a character!"

Meisha Seek

Oooo~ Nice ones! I almost picked the school teacher myself. Especially since I've known a lot of teachers coming up who fit this role. Nothing inappropriate happened with me, but still... I have some stories!

Meisha Seek

Lol. Yeah, I agree nurses of that demographic are a bit of a rarity overall. The same for priests, though I live nearby a few cathedrals and nuns are abundant.

Meisha Seek

I chose the last one: "The friendly fellah who's timid in person" lol

Ruric

Im gonna have to say a mix of horny neighbor, and school teacher. Though the parent comes pretty close.

PossOfThePile

Not quite *personal* personal (lord I wish), but “personal” as in I’ve seen this exact type hither and yon in most of these positions. Only one I haven’t really seen a ton is nurse weirdly enough. Most of the nurses in my area are either on the younger freshly out of college side or are in the “golden years”. Not much middle ground

Panzieman

Gotta say, I have personal experience with a good chunk of these lmao.

Panzieman


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