Look at mah dick! Look it! Look!
Added 2023-10-26 18:01:21 +0000 UTCI want to sculpt this into a whole other kind of post, but I thought I'd put up the original for interest's sake.
I am irrationally and disproportionately committed to The Penis.</capital letters> I would happily make a religion out of it if I had the time. Mostly, I just want to put all of them in my mouth. If I could bring myself to have casual sex, I would set up a glory hole right outside my front gate. I wish I was more of a slut because I’d love it if it was raining cocks (hallelujah).
I appreciate veins and lack of veins. I’ll take any colour and width. Essentially, I am a holistic cock connoisseur who can find something to like about any shape and size. If you’re on my friends list and have a penis pic, I can assure you I’ve investigated with zoom tool in hand. There’s only one type of cock I don’t like: the unsolicited kind. Pics that are hidden politely in your album are respectful. The instant you put away your respect and shove that baby in my face, I lose all appreciation for my favourite body part. My mouth goes dry and my vagina shrivels up like a raison.
When you send an unsolicited dick pic, this is what I hear:
Look at mah dick! Look it! Look!
Cavemen aren’t sexy, and nor are men who arrive in my inbox cock first declaring their complete inability to gauge the female response. It takes a lot to make me resent the sight of a penis, but your cock shot avatar is a lot.
