Dominant's Contract for Being Served Obediently by a Brat

The following agreement outlines the DOMINANT’S duties towards the BRAT - I mean DOMME. The DOMINANT is obliged to strictly comply with the provision of the agreement.

1.1. The brat’s service hours will be from 8:00 until 8:01 on weekdays. The rest of the time, the brat shall play The Witcher 3 on loudspeaker to the backing vocals of Rick Astley.
1.2. The dominant shall not wake the brat up between 8:00 and 8:01. If he wanted her to make him breakfast, he should have bought her a Playstation, now shouldn’t he?

2.1. The dominant shall be entitled to thirty continuous minutes of obedience a year. However certain circumstances may justify an interruption of that obedience. Let’s say the brat develops an insatiable craving for cupcakes, for instance. The dominant shall immediately and without question bake the cupcakes.
2.2 The brat does not understand the term, “I’m not baking you fucking cupcakes” so don’t even try.
2.3 The brat also does not understand the term, “Git your fucking ass over here right now.”
2.4 Basically, the brat only speaks Swahili.
2.5. Unless the dominant asks what sort of cupcakes she wants, in which case the brat will suddenly and without explanation develop the capacity to use English.

3.1. The dominant shall not, at any time, touch The Bratting Kit. There’s absolutely nothing interesting in there whatsoever. Just some obedience classes and the 22 Slave Positions. Really.
3.2. Like, if you saw a Rick Rolling link and the belt that disappeared last month, it was the dog.
3.3. If the dominant discovers his jute woven around the banister with tinsel, he will remunerate the dog for suddenly developing the prehensile thumbs required to improve the household décor.
3.4. The dog probably prefers to be rewarded with cupcakes.
3.5. Only the brat knows what kind of cupcakes the dog wants at any given time.
3.6. If the dominant doesn’t want to bother the brat while she’s playing The Witcher 3, he may use the online cupcake flavours portal to scry for the most desirable option.