"Hey Noah, I'm really not sure how comfortable I am not telling them about what happened to us. You know, when the women came for us?"
"Shut the fuck up, these guys can here you for a mile away. And what happened? They were trying to scare us, that's it. We're fine, and nothing has happened since. You want to mess this up?
"No, I guess not. Holy crap look! Peter's the Jade Helm! I should've known it!