The Song of Our People
Added 2021-03-16 20:16:28 +0000 UTC[Intro]
god damnit, i just don't care what other people think
you know it. i know it.
i'm a gamer.
if you know the tune, sing it with me boys
[Extremely Dank Beat]
i'm a gamer guy with Macintosh bones.
i game all day on my gamer phone.
i buried their family in an unmarked grave.
gaming with my friends is hella fun.
gaming with my dog is number one
[Deafening Beat Police Sirens in Background. Sound of Toilet Flushing]
If we keep our mouths shout, we can game for life.
If we keep our mouths shout, we can game all night.
Can’t game from the grave, that shit’s no fun.
Us gamers hate cops because we hate to run.
We hate the cops, we hate the cops.
[Beat drops abruptly, nobody knows what the fuck to do]
We hate the cops and we like to game
We hate the cops because we like to game
We don't like to die, because we like to game
We like to shitpost on Reddit
[Guitar solo that's beyond sick]
I'm not a player, I'm a gamer
Let that sink in for a second
Don't hug me because I'm sweaty
Miss me with that shower shit
[Outro]
Because I'm a gamer, I can be anything I want, but I choose not to be.
[Somber Tone]
Sometimes I like to come home after a long day of gaming to game.
Back in my day, there was no Super Nintendo.
We just called it "Nintendo."
We didn't have a single game
[Sudden Dankness]
Are you a gamer? (I'm a gamer.)
Are you a gamer? (I'm a gamer.)
[High Dank Tones with Imperceptibly Smaller, but Danker Tones]
If you aren't a gamer... Then just keep walking, pal.
[Blatant Copying of Halo Theme]
God damnit, this song sounds a lot like Halo.
This song is a lot like the popular Halo theme
I'm pretty sure this is just straight up plagiarism
If you like this song, then Halo's for you
But this ain't it, chief
